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Moldy Rutabaga · Joined: 01 Jul 2003 Location: Ansan, Korea

Ask Morpheus for help with your personal problems!

http://keneckert.com/morpheus/morpheus.htm
Ken:>

indytrucks · Joined: 09 Apr 2003 Location: The Shelf

Q: What should I eat for dinner?

A: Morpheus says:

To be puzzled at anything in reality is to be denying that which must not be denied.

Confused

tiger fancini · Joined: 21 Mar 2006 Location: Testicles for Eyes

Q. Should I score some crack rocks today?

Morpheus says "I can not be certain. I can only assume as all beings do. Your reality is the only true reality"

This sounds like its leaning towards the affirmative to me... Morpheus, how could you...? Mad

Corporal · Joined: 25 Jan 2003

When it comes to his personal feelings about corn on pizza, Morpheus says: "it has happened out of choice. History is not without a sense of irony."

Ody · Joined: 27 Jan 2003 Location: over here

Moldy Rutabaga · Joined: 01 Jul 2003 Location: Ansan, Korea

>i asked if i was really the 5th person to visit.

Yes-- because I just added the counter!

Ken:>

Ody · Joined: 27 Jan 2003 Location: over here

Bulsajo · Joined: 16 Jan 2003

Q: Tie or bow tie?

A: Are you so surprised? Is what you believe to be real in a sense real even if you cannot grasp its totality?

Moldy, I hope you didn't spend a lot of time on that thing...

Moldy Rutabaga · Joined: 01 Jul 2003 Location: Ansan, Korea

I've added new experts to the panel. Let me know what you think. If people have better comments I'll add them!

Ken:>

Bulsajo · Joined: 16 Jan 2003

Love the pic you found for the hagwon director!

Q: How much?

Morph A: It is all choice. There is no escaping reason. No denying purpose.

Bush A: I would never do that. By that, I mean that doing it wouldn't be a good thing. Having said that, all options are on the table.

Hog A: You must try to remember that you are in Korea and that you should try to be sensitive about the way we do things.

Bank A: I am sorry. We do not provide that service.

Constructive criticism (honest!): If I were you I would ditch Morpheus and Bush and concentrate on getting some (more) good answers for the hagwon and bank. Morph and Bush are a dime a dozen, but I think you've really got something with the hagwon and bank ones.

Paji eh Wong · Joined: 03 Jun 2003

To pimp or not to pimp?

manlyboy · Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:55 pm Post subject:

Will the weather clear up today?

George Bush: "We are faced with difficult problems. The storm clouds on the horizon are getting nearly directly overhead. That's why we can't give up, and I won't apologize for that no matter what the facts are".

Zyzyfer · Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:59 pm Post subject:

Q: Should I start working now?

Hakwon A: We will do our best to answer your question by the end of the month, but please consider our situation. Remember that Korea is a poor country.