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cubanlord

Joined: 08 Jul 2005 Location: In Japan!
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:24 pm Post subject: Your weirdest, scariest, craziest girlfriend/boyfriend story |
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Or your "friends" story. Share it one and all. I just finished reading the crazy K-girl with multiple foreigners..lol..funny stuff.  |
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Hobophobic

Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Location: Sinjeong negorie mokdong oh ga ri samgyup sal fighting
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:52 pm Post subject: |
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...she hung about with Edmonton Skins drinking moonshine...you sir are truly evil for making me remember....day terrors setting in... |
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laogaiguk

Joined: 06 Dec 2005 Location: somewhere in Korea
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:57 pm Post subject: |
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Nothing special, but back home once went on a date (first date, only date) with a girl who was telling me stories about how much she wanted to kill the other lifeguard at her pool, and the person who sits 2 seats infront of her in social psychology, and the girl who got in her way when doing laps for somesort of lifeguard test,... No second date  |
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ilovebdt

Joined: 03 Jun 2005 Location: Nr Seoul
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:08 pm Post subject: |
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laogaiguk wrote: |
Nothing special, but back home once went on a date (first date, only date) with a girl who was telling me stories about how much she wanted to kill the other lifeguard at her pool, and the person who sits 2 seats infront of her in social psychology, and the girl who got in her way when doing laps for somesort of lifeguard test,... No second date  |
Scary shit.  |
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wwidgirl
Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:10 pm Post subject: |
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Went on a first (and only) date. It was fine. Nothing spectacular. He calls me after the date to tell me that he had talked to a fortune teller and she'd told him that I was his dream girl and that we were destined to be together.... |
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cubanlord

Joined: 08 Jul 2005 Location: In Japan!
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:20 pm Post subject: |
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wwidgirl wrote: |
Went on a first (and only) date. It was fine. Nothing spectacular. He calls me after the date to tell me that he had talked to a fortune teller and she'd told him that I was his dream girl and that we were destined to be together.... |
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laogaiguk

Joined: 06 Dec 2005 Location: somewhere in Korea
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:26 pm Post subject: |
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Actually, never had a crazy girlfriend as I tend to be pretty good at weeding out crazies before getting too attached. A very useful skill hopefully some of you don't have so we can hear your stories.  |
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kermo

Joined: 01 Sep 2004 Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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wwidgirl wrote: |
Went on a first (and only) date. It was fine. Nothing spectacular. He calls me after the date to tell me that he had talked to a fortune teller and she'd told him that I was his dream girl and that we were destined to be together.... |
Sounds Korean.
I had an experience like that after some guy messaged me out of the blue.. I replied just to make polite chit-chat, and he assured me that I was the one for him based on the fact that I was the only girl so far in the New Year that had given him the time of day. Talk about damning with faint praise. I declined to give him my phone number, and he accused me of rejecting him because he was Korean.  |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Location: Seoul, South Korea
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:44 pm Post subject: |
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Hobophobic wrote: |
...she hung about with Edmonton Skins drinking moonshine...you sir are truly evil for making me remember....day terrors setting in... |
What was her name? I've probably met most of the oi mattresses coming through there. |
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wwidgirl
Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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kermo wrote: |
wwidgirl wrote: |
Went on a first (and only) date. It was fine. Nothing spectacular. He calls me after the date to tell me that he had talked to a fortune teller and she'd told him that I was his dream girl and that we were destined to be together.... |
Sounds Korean.
I had an experience like that after some guy messaged me out of the blue.. I replied just to make polite chit-chat, and he assured me that I was the one for him based on the fact that I was the only girl so far in the New Year that had given him the time of day. Talk about damning with faint praise. I declined to give him my phone number, and he accused me of rejecting him because he was Korean.  |
indeed korean. |
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C.M.
Joined: 02 Dec 2005 Location: Gangwondo
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:02 pm Post subject: |
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To my seemingly rational way of thinking a first date should last, at most, 2-3 hours. I went on a date with Korean woman which lasted 11.5 hours. She had an entire day planned. Initially, I was enthused. Indeed, the first part of the day went very well. We walked slowly, and comfortably together; ajumma's smiled. Then, as hour 7 drew to a close, I began saying things like, "well it sure has been fun" or, "it's okay, you know, if we don't see EVERYTHING on your list." Hour 9 saw us driving along in terrible silence. When the final hour lapsed, I hastened quickly out of her car, throwing a "hey lets keep in touch" over my shoulder as I walked quickly and briskly back to my hotel; she followed shouting directions. |
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seoulsucker

Joined: 05 Mar 2006 Location: The Land of the Hesitant Cutoff
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:17 pm Post subject: |
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One recent date included personal stories about her adoption, the subsequent parental abuse, her drug abuse, her alcoholism, her unwanted pregnancy, having to give up the child for adoption due to substance abuse, marrying her "baby daddy", getting abused by her "baby daddy", divorcing 8 months later, etc.
It was like an entire season of "Party of Five" all built into one date.
I hit it. |
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screw_driver
Joined: 20 Mar 2006
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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One recent date included personal stories about her adoption, the subsequent parental abuse, her drug abuse, her alcoholism, her unwanted pregnancy, having to give up the child for adoption due to substance abuse, marrying her "baby daddy", getting abused by her "baby daddy", divorcing 8 months later, etc.
It was like an entire season of "Party of Five" all built into one date.
I hit it. |
Was she Korean?
And where do you meet these people? It would be good stories to tell over a game of poker hehe |
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crazylemongirl

Joined: 23 Mar 2003 Location: almost there...
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 9:10 pm Post subject: |
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So my friend "tim" was in a bar with a group of friends. They are looking to get some action that night, and there's korean chick that's walking around the bar looking for some action too. She seems a bit weird... she seems to understand people but she doesn't answer in either english or korean...
So the evening wears on there's a bit of a debate as to whether or not the chick is infact a boy or a girl... Tim inisits it's a girl. The evening wears further on and my friend Tim decides that he's going to hit that, against the judgement of the friends that are there. She's a chick, dude, she's a chick.
So they go back to a hotel and start making out... the lights are off but Tim decides he wants to go downstairs however the girl seems very reluctant. So Tim turns on the light and finds out why. His friends were right. So as there was one to o many gochu's in the room for tim's liking he high tails out leaving the "chick" behind him. |
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cubanlord

Joined: 08 Jul 2005 Location: In Japan!
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 9:35 pm Post subject: |
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crazylemongirl wrote: |
So my friend "tim" was in a bar with a group of friends. They are looking to get some action that night, and there's korean chick that's walking around the bar looking for some action too. She seems a bit weird... she seems to understand people but she doesn't answer in either english or korean...
So the evening wears on there's a bit of a debate as to whether or not the chick is infact a boy or a girl... Tim inisits it's a girl. The evening wears further on and my friend Tim decides that he's going to hit that, against the judgement of the friends that are there. She's a chick, dude, she's a chick.
So they go back to a hotel and start making out... the lights are off but Tim decides he wants to go downstairs however the girl seems very reluctant. So Tim turns on the light and finds out why. His friends were right. So as there was one to o many gochu's in the room for tim's liking he high tails out leaving the "chick" behind him. |
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