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[endofthewor1d]

not really, i just wanted to see if HapKi had a string of appropriate jokes.

[elynnor]

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[JongnoGuru]

Some elephants and their cheetah friend went out drinking on Friday night. They hit all the clubs, drinking, dancing, chasing tail, more drinking, shooters, slammers, everything. Just out of their minds, crawling-around-on-all-fours drunken. Total black-out scenario. Well, they all get home somehow and crash until late afternoon Saturday. They wake up with the most oppressive, splitting hangovers you can imagine. The cheetah looks around and can't find his cellphone, has no idea what became of it. They call his mobile from their phone, but it's turned off. Crap! What to do.... Thankfully, his elephant friends remember seeing him use it at one of the clubs. So they call that place. Sure enough, the bartender found the cellphone and is keeping it in a shelf behind the bar. So the cheetah says, "Thank God you guys are elephants, or I'd be minus one cellphone right now".

That's a damn funny joke.

[eamo]

[JongnoGuru]

Eamo, could you "re-quote" my post? I forgot some of the lines in the first version, but I've now corrected it. Thanks!

[elynnor]

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[semphoon]

An elephant walk into a "tigers only bar.'

The elephant goes up to the bar and says "Gimme a whisky."

The tiger barkeep says...


"woooow...a talking elephant."










(TAXI....)

[HapKi]

One day an elephant and a mouse were sitting in a bar. The
elephant got very drunk and was leaving the bar with
the mouse and fell into a hole. Well the mouse said he
had a little red sports car which would pull the elephant
out of the hole. And he did just that. Well the next
night the elephant and the mouse were back at the same
bar, but this time the mouse left the bar and fell into
the hole. So the elephant said he had a big p*cker that
the mouse could climb up on, so he put his p*cker in the
hole and the mouse climbed up it.

What's the moral of the story?

You don't need a little red sports car if you have a
BIG P*CKER! Ha Ha
p.s. * = e

[HapKi]

An elephant, giraffe, and an Irishman walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

[Rteacher]

OK, I 'll do the honors at "The First (and maybe last...) Elephant Joke Thread Awards" [steady drum roll...]

Gold Medal winner: "HapKi"

Silver Medal winner: "elynor"

Bronze Medal winner: (in a really tight battle...): "Semphoon"

Consolation Prize/Best New Avatar Pic: "JongnoGuru"

Congratulations to you all! (You've done a great job promoting inter-species communication awareness... )

[chest rockwell]

An elephant and a giraffe walk into a bar and proceed to get absolutely hammered. This goes on for a number of hours. The elephant smashes everything in the place while the giraffe passes out at the bar. The bartenders too scared to do anything cos its an elephant and a giraffe, what can you do? It comes time to leave and the elephant tries to carry the giraffe out but cant, the giraffe's just too wasted. So he drops him and proceeds to stagger out. After witnessing all this the bartender finally finds his voice and yells out, "Hey! You cant leave that lying there!"

The elephant turns around and says, "Thats not a lion ... thats a giraffe."


Waka waka waka

[Rteacher]

OK, We'll give "chest rockwell" a special (as in "special" Olympics...) "Chuck Norris" comedy award ...

[tardisrider]

These jokes are pretty good, but am I the only one here who remembers that it really did happen?

[Pak Yu Man]

What time was it when the elephant sat on the bar?

wait for it




here it comes



Time to get a new bar.




Swing and a miss

[HapKi]