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Xerxes
Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Location: Down a certain (rabbit) hole, apparently
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| peppermint wrote: |
| I'm sure it varies. For me it's mostly abstractions |
 Like I said, I've had no woman give me a straight answer to this. |
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Bronski
Joined: 17 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 7:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Xerxes wrote: |
| peppermint wrote: |
| I'm sure it varies. For me it's mostly abstractions |
Like I said, I've had no woman give me a straight answer to this. |
Yeah, I don't understand it. For me, a man, it's simple. I fantasize about having sex with attractive women. It's not clear what women fantasize about. Pretty clouds? Sexy abstract patterns? Man muscles floating in space, disconnected from bodies? |
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Corporal
Joined: 25 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 7:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Xerxes wrote: |
| When women fantasize (and women fantasize), what do they fantasize about? I've had no woman give me a straight answer to this. |
That's probably because you're not specific enough. If we're parents, we're probably fantasizing about eight hours of sleep a night, uninterrupted.
Seriously, though, females are more complicated beings than males. So our answers are going to be different, unlike you boys who all seem to get off at the sight of a girl with miniskirt and knee socks.  |
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Bronski
Joined: 17 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 7:29 pm Post subject: |
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| Corporal wrote: |
| Xerxes wrote: |
| When women fantasize (and women fantasize), what do they fantasize about? I've had no woman give me a straight answer to this. |
That's probably because you're not specific enough. If we're parents, we're probably fantasizing about eight hours of sleep a night, uninterrupted.
Seriously, though, females are more complicated beings than males. So our answers are going to be different, unlike you boys who all seem to get off at the sight of a girl with miniskirt and knee socks. |
Um...not to be crass, but I think we're talking about what females think about when they pleasure themselves. I wouldn't think they'd think about a full night of sleep. They'd probably just go to sleep. When women are horny, what do they fantasize about? It's different for each person, but can one female give an example that goes beyond "it's complicated"? |
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 7:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Corporal wrote: |
| Xerxes wrote: |
| When women fantasize (and women fantasize), what do they fantasize about? I've had no woman give me a straight answer to this. |
That's probably because you're not specific enough. If we're parents, we're probably fantasizing about eight hours of sleep a night, uninterrupted.
Seriously, though, females are more complicated beings than males. So our answers are going to be different, unlike you boys who all seem to get off at the sight of a girl with miniskirt and knee socks. |
So no one is even going to ATTEMPT to answer the Persian Emperor's question..?
"Complicated Abstractions"=What? "I get off to mauve thingies of the 7th dimension." ??
How complex can it be? I know chaos theory has a lot to with how women act and think, but what do they fantasize about...?
We have told you our caveman secret: Boots and socks=Get off rocks, ugh. Give us some illustrative examples. Dazzle us with your fantastical labryinthine conceptualizations d'amour...  |
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crazylemongirl
Joined: 23 Mar 2003
Location: almost there...
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| Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 7:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Xerxes wrote: |
| When women fantasize (and women fantasize), what do they fantasize about? I've had no woman give me a straight answer to this. |
Hot guys, hot sex, and eating chocolate cake off of this guys's abs. Not in any particular order. |
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Bronski
Joined: 17 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 7:58 pm Post subject: |
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| ^^^^^Finally, a clear and honest answer. |
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Rteacher
Joined: 23 May 2005
Location: Western MA, USA
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| Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:03 pm Post subject: |
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What do you think of this view? - The enjoyment of sex is essentially the same for men, women, animals, insects, ect... There are simply different -ultimately absurd - mental concoctions that individual males and females of each species come up with (eg: female cockroach thinking: "my guy roach-lover is really a very handsome, well-to-do party animal"...)
(Maybe I just know too much, eh? )
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:10 pm Post subject: |
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| Rteacher wrote: |
What do you think of this view? - The enjoyment of sex is essentially the same for men, women, animals, insects, ect... There are simply different -ultimately absurd - mental concoctions that individual males and females of each species come up with (eg: female *beep* thinking: "my guy roach is really a very handsome, well-to-do party animal"...)
(Maybe I just know too much, eh? ) |
Dude, I'm a Buddhist who believes in the illusory nature of existence, but you're a fruitcake.
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| crazylemongirl wrote: |
| Hot guys, hot sex, and eating chocolate cake off of this guys's abs. Not in any particular order. |
Huzzah! Three cheers for CLG!
Question: Was there at any time an inner debate about replacing the signature South Park Avatar with jockey-guy? |
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crazylemongirl
Joined: 23 Mar 2003
Location: almost there...
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| Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:16 pm Post subject: |
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Question: Was there at any time an inner debate about replacing the signature South Park Avatar with jockey-guy? |
It did cross my mind, but the south park avatar is what I think I would look like as a southpark character I feel the need to keep it. |
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Don Gately
Joined: 20 Mar 2006
Location: In a basement taking a severe beating
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| Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:29 pm Post subject: |
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Let's step back...
Where's the clitoris? |
Whoa...slow down, clito-what? |
Jay: I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the *beep* I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little *beep* none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little *beep*. Then I rub my nose with it.
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shortskirt_longjacket
Joined: 06 Jun 2004
Location: fitz and ernie are my raison d'etre
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| Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:29 pm Post subject: |
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(Maybe I just know too much, eh? ) |
Yes. Your problem is that you know too much.
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shortskirt_longjacket
Joined: 06 Jun 2004
Location: fitz and ernie are my raison d'etre
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| Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Xerxes wrote: |
| When women fantasize (and women fantasize), what do they fantasize about? I've had no woman give me a straight answer to this. |
I fantasize about having sex outside. Maybe on a camping trip, by the fire, stars above, babbling brook nearby....oh yeah, and my freaking hot husband giving it to me very earnestly. 
By the way, why doesn't the filter catch clitoris but it catches *beep* and dick? (male anatomy) |
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Don Gately
Joined: 20 Mar 2006
Location: In a basement taking a severe beating
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| Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:36 pm Post subject: |
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By the way, why doesn't the filter catch clitoris but it catches *beep* and *beep*? (male anatomy) |
My theory is that a certain someone doesn't know what it is...
But that's just a hypothesis. |
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:50 pm Post subject: |
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| flotsam wrote: |
Question: Was there at any time an inner debate about replacing the signature South Park Avatar with jockey-guy? |
It did cross my mind, but the south park avatar is what I think I would look like as a southpark character I feel the need to keep it. |
I did that too, but I always look like Butters. |
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