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[Rteacher]

While reading the rest of this amusing thread I was also watching Family Guy on AFN. It's has some funny one-liners and so forth, but the funniest thing to me was the military advisory running across the bottom of the screen warning about very high yellow dust levels for tonight and tomorrow. It urged its people to "avoid outdoor activity, close windows, take out contact lenses, wear glasses and [drum roll...] drinky plenty water..." (Since when do Koreans write the script for AFN news alerts?...)

[HapKi]

An elephant walks into a bar, in which there is a musician playing the piano in the corner. The elephant walks up to him and a tear appears in his eye. The musician stops playing and says "Bring back some memories?", to which the elephant replies "Yes, I recognise the keys!"

[HapKi]

So, an elephant walks into a bar, and looks a little shaken up as he sits down.

The bartender says, "Hey buddy, you don't look so good. Can I get you a beer?"

The elephant looks shocked and shouts, "Noooooooooooo! Noooooooooooooooo! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

The bartender says, "Fine, settle down! But why the long no's?"