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identity · Joined: 22 Apr 2006

chuck norris can slam revolving doors, but batman went *blammo* when he hit a bad guy.
you decide.

HapKi · Joined: 10 Dec 2004 Location: TALL BUILDING-SEOUL

Batman's face goes *blammo* when kicked in the face by Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

Katchafire · Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 8:17 pm Post subject:

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

Rteacher · Joined: 23 May 2005 Location: Western MA, USA

Chuck Norris is so clumsy that he'd trip over Batman's cape:

Katchafire · Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 12:00 am Post subject:

22 Chuck Norris Facts

1. Chuck Norris� tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
5. Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you�re still alive, it�s because Chuck Norris loves you.
6. Chuck Norris isn�t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
7. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can�t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
8. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
9. Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
10. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
11. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
12. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
13. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
14. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
15. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

So there ... Laughing

Rteacher · Joined: 23 May 2005 Location: Western MA, USA

Chuck Norris (and jokes about him - especially on this forum...) are getting awfully old - but Batman lives forever!

Adam West not only starred in, but also pitched the idea for the TV series.

"... West says he actually was invited to play [James] Bond in On Her Majesty's Secret Service based on his popularity as Batman, but declined the role as he felt it should be played by a British actor
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman_(1960s_TV_series)

Can you imagine Chuck Norris trying to play a sophisticated British intelligence agent? (I'm sure that many on this forum probably can ... Rolling Eyes

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yodanole · Joined: 02 Mar 2003 Location: La Florida

Seriously, where did all this Chuck Norris stuff start.
Some deranged, forwarded e-mail would be my guess.

HapKi · Joined: 10 Dec 2004 Location: TALL BUILDING-SEOUL

Rteacher · Joined: 23 May 2005 Location: Western MA, USA

I'd break his leg with pyschic karate first, and let the "Next Karate Kid" girl finish him off... Mad