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Hater Depot



Joined: 29 Mar 2005
PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:15 am    Post subject: Seemingly normal post headline Reply with quote
This is a troll post. I have cleverly disguised it as a sincere attempt to engage you in a discussion of a topic relevant to this forum, but my true motive is to slip in some flame bait and see if you are foolish enough to try and reason with me even after I continue to post nonsense and, often, insult you. In fact, nothing will make me happier than seeing you either a) work yourself into a frothing, righteous outrage over somebody that you keep telling yourself is not really worth your time anyway, or b) flail around trying to use logic on me while I blithely ignore your eloquently phrased points. Don't worry though, whichever option you choose will have no effect on what I decide to post next.
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Hater Depot



Joined: 29 Mar 2005
PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
This is a logical, point-by-point refutation of your post. I cite a reputable source, summarize my position, and offer three solid facts to back me up. I also ask you a reasonable question.
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Hater Depot



Joined: 29 Mar 2005
PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
This is a snide dismissal of you and your previous trolling antics.
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Hater Depot



Joined: 29 Mar 2005
PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
In this post I express my indignation at your ludicrously wrong opinion and express my disbelief that you could possibly believe something so different from my transparently correct position. I then go on to say something disparaging of your intelligence before asking you a reasonable question, although my motive for asking it is that I think it will make you look like an assclown.

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Hater Depot



Joined: 29 Mar 2005
PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hater Depot wrote:
This is a logical, point-by-point refutation of your post. I cite a reputable source, summarize my position, and offer three solid facts to back me up. I also ask you a reasonable question.


I now post a series of non-sequiters which are just barely related to the topic, but which do have a semblance of logic to them. I answer your question with a recital of what I originally posted, without adding anything new.

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n this post I express my indignation at your ludicrously wrong opinion and express my disbelief that you could possibly believe something so different from my transparently correct position. I then go on to say something disparaging of your intelligence before asking you a reasonable question, although my motive for asking it is that I think it will make you look like an assclown.


I dismiss you with an analogy that makes little sense and then insult you.
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Hater Depot



Joined: 29 Mar 2005
PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hater Depot wrote:
Hater Depot wrote:
This is a logical, point-by-point refutation of your post. I cite a reputable source, summarize my position, and offer three solid facts to back me up. I also ask you a reasonable question.


I now post a series of non-sequiters which are just barely related to the topic, but which do have a semblance of logic to them. I answer your question with a recital of what I originally posted, without adding anything new.


I continue to press my points, claiming that you didn't answer my question.
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Hater Depot



Joined: 29 Mar 2005
PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I continue to press my points, claiming that you didn't answer my question.


I now deliberately misconstrue your argument and accuse you of either fascism, racism, conservatism, liberalism, or pedophilia.
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Hater Depot



Joined: 29 Mar 2005
PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Somebody posts a link to either Wikipedia, somebody's blog, or a funny video on Youtube.
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Hater Depot



Joined: 29 Mar 2005
PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hater Depot wrote:
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I continue to press my points, claiming that you didn't answer my question.


I now deliberately misconstrue your argument and accuse you of either fascism, racism, conservatism, liberalism, or pedophilia.


I claim to be saddened by your descent into name-calling. I also continue in my futile attempt to reason with you because I fancy myself as a beacon of reason on the internet.
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Hater Depot



Joined: 29 Mar 2005
PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hater Depot wrote:
I claim to be saddened by your descent into name-calling. I also continue in my futile attempt to reason with you because I fancy myself as a beacon of reason on the internet.


I call you names for a while, then post some new piece of flame bait.

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Hater Depot



Joined: 29 Mar 2005
PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hater Depot wrote:
I call you names for a while, then post some new piece of flame bait.


I swallow the flame bait whole with a yummy dipping sauce on the side. I also plead with you to stop calling me names.
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robot



Joined: 07 Mar 2006
PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 9:00 am    Post subject: ceci n'est pas une pipe Reply with quote
I am not the subject of this sentence.

ROBT.
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AbbeFaria



Joined: 17 May 2005
Location: Gangnam
PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 9:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
This is where I applaud your orginality and shake my head sadly at those poor schlubs who might not get the humor of this thing. Then I'll wait for the topic reply notification email to come and see if you've talked about how you would flame and insult me, and if so, how funny was it.

This is where I put my customary dash, then the capital letter s, then another dash because I just think I'm cool like that.
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