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blunder1983
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 3:48 am Post subject: Da Vinci blows |
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Wow, what a poor movie. I guess if you hadnt read the book then you'd enjoy it but Dan Browns writing is so filmesque anyway it was like watching a movie i'd seen already, only the story and actors had gotten lots worse.
Sophie Neveu is cute though.
Oh and i'm not in the least bit religious so its not me being all unobjective  |
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C.M.
Joined: 02 Dec 2005 Location: Gangwondo
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 4:41 am Post subject: |
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"Da Vinci blows".....that's the best analysis on any topic I have read in a good long while.  |
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indytrucks

Joined: 09 Apr 2003 Location: The Shelf
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Alias

Joined: 24 Jan 2003
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 5:14 am Post subject: |
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Only 21% positive reviews over at www.rottentomatoes.com
But I do not understand. All movie critics are a bunch of anti-Christian liberals.......how can they be dissing this movie?  |
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Rteacher

Joined: 23 May 2005 Location: Western MA, USA
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 5:47 am Post subject: |
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Run-of-the-mill professional critics tend to be harshly critical unless they're paid off in some way. Because the book was highly successful, the film's promoters probably dispensed with payoffs...
I'm inclined to give more weight to (Pulitzer Prize winner) Roger Ebert's mildly favorable review - noted by "Indytrucks"... Here's a brief excerpt:
Yes, the plot is absurd, but then most movie plots are absurd. That's what we pay to see. What Ron Howard brings to the material is tone and style, and an aura of mystery that is undeniable. He begins right at the top; Columbia Pictures logo falls into shadow as Hans Zimmer's music sounds simultaneously liturgical and ominous. The murder scene in the Louvre is creepy in a ritualistic way, and it's clever the way Langdon is able to look at letters, numbers and symbols and mentally rearrange them to yield their secrets. He's like the Flora Cross character in "Bee Season," who used kabbalistic magic to visualize spelling words floating before her in the air.
The movie works; it's involving, intriguing and constantly seems on the edge of startling revelations. After it's over and we're back on the street, we wonder why this crucial secret needed to be protected by the equivalent of a brain-twister puzzle crossed with a scavenger hunt...
http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060517/REVIEWS/60419009 |
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mithridates

Joined: 03 Mar 2003 Location: President's office, Korean Space Agency
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 9:00 am Post subject: |
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It just needed to be an hour longer. It was way too rushed and would have been better titled as the "Tom Hanks Crazy Puzzly Scavenger Hunt, Plus Action."
If they could fit a lot of extra scenes in on the DVD version to slow things down a bit it would be better. And there was way too much of them reciting verses while action was happening which made it difficult to concentrate on what they were talking about, and even worse for the Koreans in the theatre.
I didn't regret seeing it but I would only give it a 6. I'd watch it again if there was an extra hour of content added on. |
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TECO

Joined: 20 Jan 2003
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 11:41 am Post subject: |
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Just finished watching it.
HORRIBLE flick!
The worst movie I've ever seen as an adult.
I didn't feel entertianed at all.
I fell asleep in the theatre and my girlfriend said I was snoring. |
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huck
Joined: 19 Jan 2003
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 4:06 pm Post subject: |
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So technically, you haven't officially watched it as an adult...  |
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hermes.trismegistus

Joined: 08 Sep 2005
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 7:27 pm Post subject: |
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TECO wrote: |
HORRIBLE flick!
The worst movie I've ever seen as an adult. |
Umm... that'd put it in exclusive company.
I'd be hard pressed to name "the worst movie I've seen as an adult", but these would certainly be in the list:
(at least it had humor working for it... sometimes...)
And the beat goes on...
But really though... "the worst movie I've ever seen as an adult"? Psssh.
Namaste. |
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flakfizer

Joined: 12 Nov 2004 Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:37 pm Post subject: |
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Rteacher wrote: |
Run-of-the-mill professional critics tend to be harshly critical unless they're paid off in some way. Because the book was highly successful, the film's promoters probably dispensed with payoffs...
I'm inclined to give more weight to (Pulitzer Prize winner) Roger Ebert's mildly favorable review - noted by "Indytrucks"... Here's a brief excerpt:
Yes, the plot is absurd, but then most movie plots are absurd. That's what we pay to see. What Ron Howard brings to the material is tone and style, and an aura of mystery that is undeniable. He begins right at the top; Columbia Pictures logo falls into shadow as Hans Zimmer's music sounds simultaneously liturgical and ominous. The murder scene in the Louvre is creepy in a ritualistic way, and it's clever the way Langdon is able to look at letters, numbers and symbols and mentally rearrange them to yield their secrets. He's like the Flora Cross character in "Bee Season," who used kabbalistic magic to visualize spelling words floating before her in the air.
The movie works; it's involving, intriguing and constantly seems on the edge of startling revelations. After it's over and we're back on the street, we wonder why this crucial secret needed to be protected by the equivalent of a brain-twister puzzle crossed with a scavenger hunt...
http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060517/REVIEWS/60419009 |
Ebert is an idiot. The guy gave a thumbs up to "Garfield." And his explanations on his show with Roeper are asinine, especially when Roeper disagrees with him (which Ebert seems to have a hard time accepting). The people at Cannes panned the movie pretty thoroughly and even "tittered" during the most dramatic parts of it.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060517/ennew_afp/afpentertainmentfilmcannespreview_060517083200 |
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Bulsajo

Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 8:57 am Post subject: |
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http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/davincicode
I would have expected a movie starring Tom Hanks directed by Ron Howard to get much higher than 'average' reviews. What have they collaborated on before? Apollo13 and Splash- immense commercial and critical successes. |
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Hollywoodaction
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 9:11 am Post subject: |
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hermes.trismegistus wrote: |
TECO wrote: |
HORRIBLE flick!
The worst movie I've ever seen as an adult. |
Umm... that'd put it in exclusive company.
I'd be hard pressed to name "the worst movie I've seen as an adult", but these would certainly be in the list:
(at least it had humor working for it... sometimes...)
And the beat goes on...
But really though... "the worst movie I've ever seen as an adult"? Psssh.
Namaste. |
Plan 9 from outer space is not even close to be the worst Ed Wood movie in my opinion. At least it had a plot. If you want bad movie making, gotta watch his 'Orgy of the Dead'. No plot what-so-ever. Totally unappologetic sexploitation. Who would have guessed zombies all look and act like burlesque dancers? May have have been titillating when it was released in 1965, but just looks sad now. I dare you not to crack up during the 'kitty-cat zombie' scene.
John Water's 'Pink Flamingos' is noteworthy as one of the worst movies you must see. |
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Natalia
Joined: 10 Mar 2006
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 9:32 am Post subject: |
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I think I'm the only person in the world who hasn't read the book. Maybe I should see the film first, then go and read what I was missing out on.
I must say, Tom Hanks isn't really appealing to me. |
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Hollywoodaction
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 9:46 am Post subject: |
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Natalia wrote: |
I think I'm the only person in the world who hasn't read the book. Maybe I should see the film first, then go and read what I was missing out on.
I must say, Tom Hanks isn't really appealing to me. |
Go to Whatthebook.com and see if they have it second-hand. You won't regret it once you've read the book unless you're a fan of old pulp fiction. |
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Natalia
Joined: 10 Mar 2006
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 9:49 am Post subject: |
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I am actually thinking of dropping into What the Book and buying it tomorrow.
But will I enjoy the movie more if I watch it without knowing anything about how the story is 'supposed' to be? |
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