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Tarheel13 · Joined: 20 Apr 2006 Location: North Carolina

I remember once when I was playing semi-pro baseball several years back that we had a Korean youngster playing 2nd base who was pretty good. It was his birthday and we got him a birthday cake. I took the cake into the John and dropped a turd around the top of the cake. When we presented the cake to him, he puked all over it. This was in Tennessee Double A. He only lasted another week or so. Funniest joke I ever played.

ChimpumCallao · Joined: 17 May 2005 Location: your mom

i pretend that i think all korean things (or japanese things koreans think are theirs) were from japan.

'oh, have you heard of kimchi.'

'kimchee? isn't that japanese food. i had it once as a sushi restaurant. in l.a.'

'noooo! is korean.'

'oh really? wow...all americans think kimchi is japanese! no kidding.'

'but no!'

'sure, i believe you...but that's what they taught us in school.'

semphoon · Joined: 18 Nov 2005 Location: Where Nowon is

As someone who takes working out seriously (such as running sprints 'til you puke) it pisses me of to see the Koreans punching the air while they walk or walking backwards on treadmills..this is excercise because they are wearing sports clothes while doing it, right? . Rolling Eyes

So I thought I would do a lap of the nature park in Bundang doing various workouts like true Koreans. I did the "walking punch" and then I walked backwards (GOOD FOR HEALTH!!! ISNT IT??? ). Twisted Evil

And then I decided to walk in all various manners that I have seen Koreans do. It looked more like the minister of funny walks. I dont give a poop - they are going to stare at me anyway. Surprised

Man, just thinking about how Korea is so much about image gets me pissed off. Ask them to walk up a hill and they will put on their boots, grab a walking stick and claim they are going hiking.

Dave Pearvan's special leg implosion.

Dan The Chainsawman · Joined: 05 May 2005

An ajuma pissed me off on the subway so I let rip with my carne factory fueled anal death gas bomb and made her cry. Ask Demonicat he saw the whole thing whilst he was busy gagging.

Demonicat · Joined: 18 Nov 2004 Location: Suwon

I will not be the first or the last to say it, Dan is one grody mofo. That stench will haunt me all the way to Jakarta. As a side note, NEVER LET HIM USE YOUR BATHROOM. I don't anymore, and my wallpaper thanks me.

Dan The Chainsawman · Joined: 05 May 2005

Shut it you pansy.. good riddance to you and your degenerate ways. I am still getting treatment for the beating I took rescuing Bosh's brother from the Harlem in Hongdae. My liver still screams at me for drinking your torment mixture, and my brain is still rattled for going anywhere near that den of satanist freaks known as skunk hell. Worst I could go into a messed up rendition about Ansan but I will forgo that part of your list of heinous crimes as I still go into convulsions everytime I think about it.

Demonicat · Joined: 18 Nov 2004 Location: Suwon

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA....you know you liked it.

Dan The Chainsawman · Joined: 05 May 2005

heheh true enough though I still maintain that I could have done without the beating from the enraged boyfriend at the Harlem.

seoulsucker · Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:51 pm Post subject:

I bought one of those cotton pollution masks, and cut a small hole in the middle so I can still smoke when I wear it. That has brought on some precious reactions from just about everyone, not just Koreans.

braunshade · Joined: 19 Apr 2006 Location: Somewhere better!

Whats the deal with K-people shoving their cell phone in your face when they see you watch a movie on your i-pod?? I dont understand that post.........

they dont want you using it on the subway or something??

they want to show off their gadget too??

how stupid!!

periwinkle · Joined: 08 Feb 2003

Dan, you made her cry? I puke at the drop of a hat these days. You're lucky I wasn't standing in front of you. Twisted Evil

periwinkle · Joined: 08 Feb 2003

These PC bang stories remind of one time when I was googling Tasmanian devils and I played a recording of the sounds they make (which is one of the reasons why they are called devils- it's a bit of an unearthly sound). I was laughing so hard and for such a long time replaying these devil sounds over and over again. People started looking at me, and all I could do admist my hysterical laughing was get out a strangled "so funny" and point at the computer. They just didn't have my sense of humor... Twisted Evil

Click on "vocalisation":
http://www.parks.tas.gov.au/wildlife/mammals/devil.html

The Hierophant · Joined: 13 Sep 2005

Tarheel13 · Joined: 20 Apr 2006 Location: North Carolina

Hierophant: Gotcha. Did you actually think something like that happened in real life? Gomer Pyle, anyone?