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The Great Toad
Joined: 12 Jun 2004
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 Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:36 am Post subject: I will be in Seoul on wednesday/thurseday I need free pizza |
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Hello My bestest ESL Friends. I will arrive in Seoul by train late in the night via Mokpo (I take the 530 ferry from Jeju).
I'd like to ask some kind people to pick me up at the station and host me in their home or apartment - but I would feel it a compromise as a noble gentle Sah to entertain with just one lady ESL lass. However, I think it might not be so strange to try to sleep in a big apartment of two or more fine English Teachers. Anyhow, I just want to give everyone the opportunity to buy me steaks and pizzas on Thursday. Since I leave Friday from Seoul. On that day the city and all Korea will be agloom and despondent over the abdication of the Noble Lord Toad of Jeju - a blow to Korea as it is by my matchless arm's menace that held the evil arm of Japan off grasping the Most Important Island of the Pacific: Dokdo.
I almost feel guilt upon leaving the people of Jeju without a mounted English Crusader of my prowess and experience to Correct them should they err. Yet I have left a champion to smack those unwilling to give him chocolate when he takes to the saddle- here is the New Lord of Korean Jeju that I appointed after approving his cavalier battle skills. In war he's girthed with a plastic Star Wars sword, but I quelled the upstart Orange Picking Serfs a time ago. So he bears no fury on this day.
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Hobophobic
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
Location: Sinjeong negorie mokdong oh ga ri samgyup sal fighting
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| Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:39 pm Post subject: |
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...corn, cherries, ketchup and potato pizza - fit for a cycling Toad...  |
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indytrucks
Joined: 09 Apr 2003
Location: The Shelf
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| Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Do you own only one shirt? |
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Jarome_Turner
Joined: 10 Sep 2004
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| Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:52 pm Post subject: |
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| indytrucks wrote: |
| Do you own only one shirt? |
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
hahahaha.
haha.
ha.
good stuff. |
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LarrytheGiraffee
Joined: 12 Feb 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Holy shite!!!! It's Dan from Cook County. And yes you were wearing the same shirt when my friends and I met you a couple of summers back. Are you still going around asking groups of girls for hugs? |
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Hobophobic
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
Location: Sinjeong negorie mokdong oh ga ri samgyup sal fighting
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| Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:41 pm Post subject: |
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...who can afford clothes when so passionate about a hobby...
...perhaps he is like one of my friends back home who buys in bulk...
-5 pairs of chuck taylors
-20 white sport socks
-10 bottles of Head and Shoulders
-15 solid black t-shirts
- etc...etc...
or maybe when it is picture time...he wears his favorite shirt... |
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Roch
Joined: 24 Apr 2003
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:58 pm Post subject: |
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Hi, Toad.
Your post is pretty darn funny!
I hope that your dream becomes reality for you, Toad.
R |
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stumptown
Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Location: Paju: Wife beating capital of Korea
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| Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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| indytrucks wrote: |
| Do you own only one shirt? |
And one pair of shorts as well? |
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