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Team U.S.A.'s Terrible Display of "Skills"
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Roch



Joined: 24 Apr 2003
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:15 pm    Post subject: Team U.S.A.'s Terrible Display of "Skills" Reply with quote

One soccer fan predicted a 2-1 win by the United States of America against Republica Czech - a national team which has been one of the on-again and off-again best football sides in all of Europe within the past thirty or thirty five years. Later.

Christ sakes, the Yanks will only win by a score of 2-1?! Okay, I thought to myself, the National Team from U.S.A. will be absolutingly forkin' lucky to allow the Czech Republic to hold 'em to a 1-0 loss.

The Yanks lost by a count of 3-0. The Czechs were too darn good, and that was all there was to it.

The Czech Republic will win the World Cup, and you just read this prediction by Roch right here, right now, Brothers and Sisters, on this Daves thang.

R


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Roch



Joined: 24 Apr 2003
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:48 pm    Post subject: My Limited Number of Tobbacco-Thang and Yo' Lack of Brew Reply with quote

Many soccer fans should have seen my Mother Nation, U.S.A., as a Victim to the superiour Czech Republic techniques; the fact that Czech Republica techniques in Football have no explainable, logical X-PLA-Nation is GRoovy, Dude. Can I go Home Now?

"Okay"
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 11:22 pm    Post subject: Re: My Limited Number of Tobbacco-Thang and Yo' Lack of Brew Reply with quote

Aw, come on. Who even knows where the Czech Republic is?

PS) I wonder if they're showing the games in Castle Praha in Gangnam.
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Roch



Joined: 24 Apr 2003
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 11:40 pm    Post subject: Re: My Limited Number of Tobbacco-Thang and Yo' Lack of Brew Reply with quote

RACETRAITOR wrote:
Aw, come on. Who even knows where the Czech Republic is?

PS) I wonder if they're showing the games in Castle Praha in Gangnam.


My Brother:

Let's go ANYWHERE in the R.O.K., listen to groovy Brit Shit, and get slowly inebriated on the Republica Czech's Pillsner Urquell or some Budwieser (sp?) lagers. Heck ya!

What up over there in Korea-Ville? It has got to be at least as degenerated as the no'mal shite that passses for Life here in Destin, Florida.

Fork, I hate the Rednecks that seem to dominate this small town.


Cheers!


R
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itaewonguy



Joined: 25 Mar 2003

PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

americans didnt really think they were going to win did you? Cool Twisted Evil Laughing Laughing Laughing

cant wait for ITALY to send them packing!!!
and shut that idiot Alexis lasonis of what ever his name is UP!!
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Privateer



Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Location: Easy Street.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:03 am    Post subject: Re: My Limited Number of Tobbacco-Thang and Yo' Lack of Brew Reply with quote

RACETRAITOR wrote:
Aw, come on. Who even knows where the Czech Republic is?


Everybody?
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:17 pm    Post subject: Re: My Limited Number of Tobbacco-Thang and Yo' Lack of Brew Reply with quote

Privateer wrote:
RACETRAITOR wrote:
Aw, come on. Who even knows where the Czech Republic is?


Everybody?


Sarcasm?
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jurassic5



Joined: 02 Apr 2003
Location: PA

PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

looks like Totti will be fit for this game.

Arena is switching up the lineup...im looking to see demarcus come off the bench and have eddie up front with mcbride.
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Roch



Joined: 24 Apr 2003
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jurassic5 wrote:
looks like Totti will be fit for this game.

Arena is switching up the lineup...im looking to see demarcus come off the bench and have eddie up front with mcbride.


Let's hope that his adjustment to the lineup will bring about an overall better team.

R
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Zulu



Joined: 28 Apr 2006

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I admit the American soccer team (men's) isn't all that great and they don't have any chance of lifting the soccer world cup. Then again, soccer isn't that popular a sport in the US either.
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Roch



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PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zulu wrote:
I admit the American soccer team (men's) isn't all that great and they don't have any chance of lifting the soccer world cup. Then again, soccer isn't that popular a sport in the US either.


We did look pretty good for much of the first half and looked great on defense when we were playing with 9 guys.

Maybe there is hope for the U.S. after all?
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otis



Joined: 02 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

itaewonguy wrote:
americans didnt really think they were going to win did you? Cool Twisted Evil Laughing Laughing Laughing

cant wait for ITALY to send them packing!!!
and shut that idiot Alexis lasonis of what ever his name is UP!!


Yeah, they sent the U.S. packing--even with a man up. Soccer is for pusses.
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otis



Joined: 02 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
The Czech Republic will win the World Cup, and you just read this prediction by Roch right here, right now, Brothers and Sisters, on this Daves thang.


Man, you ever get tired of being right all the time?
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itaewonguy



Joined: 25 Mar 2003

PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 9:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

otis wrote:
itaewonguy wrote:
americans didnt really think they were going to win did you? Cool Twisted Evil Laughing Laughing Laughing

cant wait for ITALY to send them packing!!!
and shut that idiot Alexis lasonis of what ever his name is UP!!


Yeah, they sent the U.S. packing--even with a man up. Soccer is for pusses.


emmm I dont rememeber seeing an American score!!
object of the game is.. to score a goal!! not wait for the other team to make a mistake!!

but yeah America will be sent home packing!!
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Zulu



Joined: 28 Apr 2006

PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 9:59 pm    Post subject: Re: My Limited Number of Tobbacco-Thang and Yo' Lack of Brew Reply with quote

RACETRAITOR wrote:
Aw, come on. Who even knows where the Czech Republic is?

Anybody who graduated from See Spot Run, hopefully. Wink
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