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essexboy
Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Location: close to orgasm
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 Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:29 pm Post subject: i would like to lay a challenge down! |
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This may be a little tasteless, but... well, i dont care!
I believe i may well hold the world record for the longest poo ever delivered by any human-it must have been at least 18 inches long.
My secret i hear you ask? rice. Lots of rice.
If anyone can indeed lay cables longer than my own, i should like to know, just in the name of science! |
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seoulsucker
Joined: 05 Mar 2006
Location: The Land of the Hesitant Cutoff
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| Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Periscope action? |
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Gideon
Joined: 24 Feb 2004
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Did it go down with just one flush? |
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essexboy
Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Location: close to orgasm
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| Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:49 pm Post subject: |
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| yep, slipped away nice and quietly like a ghost in the night. Beautiful. |
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caniff
Joined: 03 Feb 2004
Location: All over the map
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| Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:51 pm Post subject: |
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| That urban myth about snakes in the toilet is true! |
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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My friend, if you ever meet anyone who has done a week-long de-tox fast, I am very, very sure they can beat that record.
And then they could tell you about the texture of the turd and the goodies that come out with it.
They could. |
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Alan Partidge
Joined: 29 Nov 2005
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| Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:00 pm Post subject: |
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Good to see you can take the boy out of Essex, but you still can't take Essex out of the boy  |
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PaperTiger
Joined: 31 May 2005
Location: Ulaanbataar
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| Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:06 pm Post subject: |
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| flotsam wrote: |
My friend, if you ever meet anyone who has done a week-long de-tox fast, I am very, very sure they can beat that record.
And then they could tell you about the texture of the turd and the goodies that come out with it.
They could. |
How would you go about doing this week-long de-tox? I'm thinkin I've got a veritable army of toxins stored in my body. Is it like a fast? |
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Kim Jong Jordan
Joined: 13 Mar 2004
Location: The Internet
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| Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:09 pm Post subject: |
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| I too am interested in this de-tox thing, is there a product to buy (supplements or something like that)? |
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seoulkitchen
Joined: 28 Dec 2004
Location: Hub of Asia, my ass!
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| Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:19 pm Post subject: |
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Gotta love a good poo story....
I didn't have any way of measuring this, but you might be able to figure it out if you're a math whiz.
Spending a few days in Vegas, pigging out in the buffets, and having 'plumbing problems'. Plenty goin in, nuthin comin out. ('cept the beer)
So we ended up in a hotel on our way to LA and it was finally time to have a 'movement'. My god, I didn't think I would stop crappin'! It went above the water line, like a little island. When I tried to flush the heap kinda moved a bit and the center of the island settled in and suddenly it looked like a little volcano! (with imaginary steam coming out...)
Needless to say I warned everyone not to go in and that we should check out now! I left a hefty tip for the maid and hightailed it outta there!
I made a poop volcano..... how fun! |
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SPINOZA
Joined: 10 Jun 2005
Location: $eoul
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| Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:25 pm Post subject: |
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My dumps always seem to be long and wide yule-tide logs.
Biggest *beep* I ever took was back in university. It shot out of my arse really fast but took at least 3 seconds to come out. Felt great too. I was really dying for a *beep* and then gave birth to that bstard. |
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:31 pm Post subject: |
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| SPINOZA wrote: |
My dumps always seem to be long and wide yule-tide logs.
Biggest *beep* I ever took was back in university. It shot out of my arse really fast but took at least 3 seconds to come out. Felt great too. I was really dying for a *beep* and then gave birth to that bstard. |
Sometimes I find it hard to believe you are from Manchester, Spin.
For those interested, I did this:
Spa Samui
But they also have a Spa on Koh Chang now. I am going to go again this summer as when I got back this year I packed back on 8 kilos and have re-toxed the freak in me with 소주 & 삼겹살.
It sounds a bit fruity, and I am sure some of the peanuts in le gallery will have a field day with this, but I strongly recommend it. It makes you feel like a new human. |
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Satori
Joined: 09 Dec 2005
Location: Above it all
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| Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:55 pm Post subject: |
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This thread was an excellent ploy to gather all the classy dudes in one place. Busted...  |
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Satori wrote: |
| This thread was an excellent ploy to gather all the classy dudes in one place. Busted... |
Hmmmm...I consider myself the smartest man alive, but you have lost me bubba. |
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Satori
Joined: 09 Dec 2005
Location: Above it all
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| Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:09 pm Post subject: |
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| flotsam wrote: |
Hmmmm...I consider myself the smartest man alive |
Houston, we have a problem!
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but you have lost me bubba. |
Well that was easy, I wasn't even trying... |
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