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To the students I'm about to fail (rant)
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iluv2fly1



Joined: 10 Feb 2006

PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 4:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

After one particularly irritating incident (I got the kid thrown out of school and through a parental tantrum he returned) I mentioned to my coteacher that foreign teachers are treated differently than Korean teachers. The look on her face was utter shock. She told me that she has NEVER met a foreign teacher who had ANY problem controlling the kids. Is she in denial or do we never mention any of these problems at work?[/code]
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guangho



Joined: 19 Jan 2005
Location: a spot full of deception, stupidity, and public micturation and thus unfit for longterm residency

PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mack the knife wrote:
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Just sign your report card with a 5 eh? I dunno........oh you're touching my arm you flirty lil thing you. Well in that case, I gotta say no. 'Cuz I have integrity. What's integrity? It's that thing you don't have doll. Dontcha worry your purty lil head over it.


Thank you. You have given me my shower material for the week.

As for all you uni teachers, why worry? Lay down the law as follows (post them in your room):

a) I don't care if you show up to class or not. It's your life. But don't expect any favors at the end of the day. If you show up late to class a couple of times, shame on you. If you show up late consistently, shame on me for not kicking your ass to the curb.

b) I don't care if you chew gum and stare out the window, sleep, or send text messages to your Chinese food delivery boyfriend, but if you disturb my class, I'm kicking your ass to the curb.

c) If I catch you cheating or copying/downloading essays, it's a big, fat zero on the books. And I'm kicking your ass to the curb.

d) Any attempt to sex me up in order to procure a more desirable grade will result in your ass being soundly spanked, and then kicked to the curb.


I aim to please. Smile See, part of the problem is that there are two types of Unis in Poland- free public ones and fee-paying private ones. The dullards usually cough up the dough because they KNOW that short of scribbling swastikas in feces on my front door, there is absolutely NOTHING that they could do to get less than a C. When profit meets school, profit wins.
Almost Korean, that.

Still, they are nice kids. It's just that in a hard-up coal mining town with no coal left to dig for they don't seem to have too many ambitions.
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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Somebody, a Kyopo, told me he taught ESL in Canada. He said among students he taught, Koreans were the most likely to spend the classes with their heads down, not paying attention, might as well be sleeping or absent, for however many months they went to class. Also, he noted, they were unlikely to use English in Canada (Toronto in his case) unless needed, would hang out with other Koreans, and often return to Korea no better at English than when they left. There were some exceptions, he said, but this applied to the majority. His opinion was that being a Korean growing up in Korea just made it too difficult to relate to anything, anybody, or any language that was not Korean. I couldn't say he was wrong. It all makes sense to me.

Just consider Korea. Almost 100% Korean always. How do Koreans adapt to being in other countries? Most of the time, by meet other Koreans. I guess this applies to most people? Need someone to speak our native language to....whether we are Chinese, Japanese or whatever. I have found Europeans and Africans no problem overseas, those cats usually can manange in English.
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willardmusa



Joined: 28 May 2006

PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:14 pm    Post subject: How Koreans do in overseas universities ala their English Reply with quote

Your Canadian friend's observations are pretty accurate, based on my own teaching in university programs in the states. The Korean students cluster together in classes, in the dormitory, in socializing, etc. Some don't want to, but feel the pressure to; all seem happy to do it.

Interesting thing: At my uni in the states, in the dormitory, everyone complains about the Korean students for - - - taking over the kitchen! Then, I'm at a Korean university, and I hear them complaining how the Vietnamese students (who, it turns out are by far the best and brightest student in the university in my opinion) have taken over the kitchen! I didn't even try to share my perspective with them on that. (To tell the truth, I never saw any of the Korean students cooking; they ordered "motorcycle food"; but they just couldn't stand that the Vietnamese were using the kitchens so much. The school ended up building a rooftop kitchenette just for the Vietnamese students. So now, the Vietnamese are kept segregated in the lowest floor - - a wing of their own and have to climb up to the roof to cook all on their own.)

(The other complaint in the states university was that the Koreans were loud, had parties all the time, hung out only with Koreans, and simply would not obey the no-smoking rules.)

As far as in the classroom: It really depends on what their motivation is. If they're trying to get accepted into the university and it is their idea to strive for this, not their parents (often last ditch effort to find a direction for their directionless, failing kid), then they tend to be as good as any other student. Quite a few do fit the category of "parents sent me" and do zone the classes out.
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ilovebdt



Joined: 03 Jun 2005
Location: Nr Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

iluv2fly1 wrote:
After one particularly irritating incident (I got the kid thrown out of school and through a parental tantrum he returned) I mentioned to my coteacher that foreign teachers are treated differently than Korean teachers. The look on her face was utter shock. She told me that she has NEVER met a foreign teacher who had ANY problem controlling the kids. Is she in denial or do we never mention any of these problems at work?[/code]


Is she new to teaching? Then she may have only worked with some very experienced foreign teachers before.
It also maybe that the other teachers she has worked with haven't brought any problems to her attention.

I am sure every foreign teacher has one child who causes problems.

ilovebdt
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Yu_Bum_suk



Joined: 25 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Korea, where discipline at high school is a breeze (98% of the time) and discipline at university is almost impossible. You just keep telling yourself that the rest of the world is backwards and Korea makes perfect sense.
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ajstew



Joined: 04 Feb 2004
Location: Korea

PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:53 pm    Post subject: students Reply with quote

I teach at a university and can associate with the other teachers who have posted earlier.

I'll get a handful of people emailing me about their grades and wanting them to be changed. I always do... and oddly enough, the emails have tended to come from my 'D' students saying they need higher grades to get scholarships. Funny... you'd think it would be the students who got B+'s, who needed the A's. That, I could understand, but the 'D's receive them for a reason as they have to be the very worst in the class. What I can't imagine, is that such students, who put such little effort into my class, actually have 'A's in their other classes and really need higher grades from me to get scholarships.

Lastly, I had a female student come to me the other day after class. Now I've taught her before. That happens where I teach sometimes. Anyway, her English is very good, but her problem is that she came in very late to class about 8 days of the term and was absent from 4 other classes. This equaled 7 and 1/2 days counted as absent, so I warned her not be be late last week or she'd miss a total of 8 classes and would automatically fail the course. She came on time those final two days, and like I said at the beginning, she came to me at the end of class. She sees her attendence grade (very low) 3/10%, which really hurts her otherwise fine Quiz and Midterm scores, and finally begins to regret her skipping. "Teacher, if I do really good on my final exam, could that somehow raise my attendence score?" I thought to myself... this is so typical, and just like so many other Korean students, she has absolutely no accountability for her own actions. If she only had applied herself and came to class regularly she would have gotten an A+, but as it stands, she will probably end up with a C or D.... very sad. If anyone is wondering... no, I'm got going to change her attendence score. As far as I'm concerned, she's lucky I gave her the warning, because she would surely have been late, and she could have gotten an F.
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Hanson



Joined: 20 Oct 2004

PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A few more...

Giving me a mango juice on the last day will not improve your grade.

Complaining unjustifiably about your grade actually makes me want to decrease your grade (although I resist the urge).

Pouting will not help your cause.

Complimenting me will not help your cause.

Understanding responsibility will land you in my good books and might convince me to give you a second chance.

Lying to me will screw you in the end. I can easily verify a doctor's note or a "field trip".

Cheating on a test will earn you an F.

Plagiarising will be dealt with as cheating, but this being Korea, I might be willing to give you a second chance to resubmit, with a penalty on your score, if you admit it when confronted with it.

It's easy to get an A in my class. I don't give you a grade, you earn the grade you get.

Being disrespectful is the best way for you to help me with my grading curve.

Have a good summer!

*EDIT* Guangho, your avatar is screwing up the page! Please reduce the size, or I'll be forced to give you an F!
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Yu_Bum_suk



Joined: 25 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I remember when I was a uni TA having a student come to whine to me about the C+ I gave him on his paper. I finally conceded and raised it to a B-. Then he went whining to the prof. to see if he could get even more and the prof. lowered it back to a C+ saying that I had been right in the first place. The kid was whining that he needed higher marks to get into med school and the prof. told him 'if that's the way you write I don't want you writing my medical report'.
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's a good one for you.

Today I caught a student cheating. She had a little cheat-sheet copied from the book, hoping it would help. My questions didn't lend themselves very well to rote learning, so she was sort of up a creek.

Anyway, I saw her using the cheat-sheet toward the end of the class, and took both the exam and the sheet away. I used my best poker-face. I simply told her to leave.

She hovered a bit, and asked "F?" I said "I don't know. I'll have to talk to some other professors first." (As I mentioned, this is my first term here and I don't know what the protocol is.) She clasped her hands and put on a "pleading" face, but I can't stand that kind of whiny nonsense, on top of stupid and deceitful behaviour, so I just told her to leave.

She came to my office a few minutes later, armed with a small Buddhist nun (a complaining, annoying, manipulative, obsessive-compulsive one, at that). I told them again that I would deal with it on my own, after I'd talked to the other professors. "But Professor! She's crying!" Um, yes, I can see that. Finally I realized I wasn't getting rid of them, and knocked on the department head's door.

I shooed the nun away and had the miscreant speak to my Dept. Head, who fortunately is no push-over. The miserable creature explained that she didn't bring it in order to cheat, that she hadn't really looked at it, and besides, it hadn't helped her that much.

Ok, so you expect me to let you off because you tried to cheat, but it didn't work very well?

Whining, pestering, lying and then insulting my intelligence? Aren't you a little charmer. Why of course I'll forget it all happened!

Of course, her advisor approached me later and said "She is one of the most sincere students. Why don't you excuse her?" I replied that I would look at her average, and mark the exam, and then judge. I assured him that there would be consequences, but that I'll try not to destroy her. Just call me Kermo the Merciful.
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Paji eh Wong



Joined: 03 Jun 2003

PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I know you�re not the brightest crayons in the box. There�s a reason you�re here at a technical college, learning make-up artistry or chair design.


The rate of tertiary school grads back home must be, what, 30%? What's it like here? 75%? Imagine how much dead wood you're going to catch at the bottom end schools around here. Add to that that you're teaching manditory classes and you have a recipe for self immolation.
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paji eh Wong wrote:
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I know you�re not the brightest crayons in the box. There�s a reason you�re here at a technical college, learning make-up artistry or chair design.


The rate of tertiary school grads back home must be, what, 30%? What's it like here? 75%? Imagine how much dead wood you're going to catch at the bottom end schools around here. Add to that that you're teaching manditory classes and you have a recipe for self immolation.


I love you for saying that.
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mack the knife



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 6:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like the part about the NUN defending the cheater. I always thought Korean Buddhists were full of s**t, and that's just another nail in the coffin.

Goddam NIKE-wearing, EQUUS-driving Buddhist monks...
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mack the knife wrote:
I like the part about the NUN defending the cheater. I always thought Korean Buddhists were full of s**t, and that's just another nail in the coffin.

Goddam NIKE-wearing, EQUUS-driving Buddhist monks...


Oh, don't get me started on that little minion of evil. I don't know about nuns in general-- her friends all seemed nice --but from the first moment she spoke to me, she was complaining. She charged up to me at the end of our first class, worried that she wasn't going to have enough individual opportunity to talk. She was also enrolled in a night course which was using the same textbook, so I offered to let her skip day classes and give her full attendance and participation, encouraging her to meet with me and work on more specific goals outside of class time, and promised her plenty more conversation time in the night class.

She wanted to get together outside of school so I gave her my phone number with the request that it would only be used for personal calls, not school questions. She used it instead to make frantic calls if I was five minutes late to unlock the English Cafe, and called late at night as well. She brought gifts of fruits and vegetables from her temple by the crateful. She became very agitated when I refused to take an envelope of cash, which she insisted was a traditional gift, when I went to Japan for the weekend. The way she repeated the same questions again and again, wringing her hands and whinging, made me seriously consider whether she had some kind of anxiety disorder. Not the best poster child for Enlightenment, I know (but imagine what she would have been like without those 20 years of discipline and meditation!) She was a compact ball of stress and self-pity, and it was contagious.

It became a bit of a joke between the other teachers and I. We wondered, "Doesn't the Buddha teach to want for nothing?" One of the teachers finally asked her, and got a fascinating and lengthy speech on how "nothing" actually means "everything," and she might really strive for things but she would never have an attachment to something. Right. OK.

At midterms, she fussed and moaned repeatedly about the fact that she had to take exams for both courses. I was clear that if she wanted credit for both courses (and since she had already studied the material --remember, same book? just different paces-- and she was already getting a free pass on the attendance and credit.) She hassled me and hassled me, but I stood firm, so she dropped the night course (I guess she didn't care so much about the conversation time). She still had some petty objection to bring me every single class, but no more gifts. Weeks before the final exam, she was very unhappy when I couldn't give her the exact number of questions and total points (still hadn't written it yet!), and she gravely informed me that all the other professors had been able to tell her, so I had better let her know the following week.

Ugh, I was not happy to see her when she showed up at my office with that cheating little space-cadet. Can't say it helped her case at all.
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endofthewor1d



Joined: 01 Apr 2003
Location: the end of the wor1d.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kermo wrote:
mack the knife wrote:
As for all you uni teachers, why worry?


Because their horrible performance and lame effort makes me feel like a bad teacher.


there's another way to look at that. you and i are in pretty much identical situations, but i feel entirely the opposite way about it than you do.

i've got a bunch of slackers who don't show up or consistantly show up late, don't bring their books, or don't bother to look at or write in the books if they brought them. they get marks for both attendance and participation.

my reward comes during the midterm and final exams. their test scores almost always reflect the amount of effort they put into the class. those students who did show up on time, pay attention, ask questions, and do their work always recieve high grades. (i give multiple choice exams, partly because they're easier to grade, but mostly because they keep me objective)
anyway, this makes me feel like an outstanding teacher. i think 'why did this student score a 12% on his test, but this other student scored a 98%?' oh yeah, because the latter student showed up for class, and the former didn't. i didn't actually teach the former. the students who i taught actually learned something.
if you look at it as a scientific experiment, in which the students who don't come to class are the control group, and the students who do come to class are the experimental group, i'm sure you'll feel heaps better about yourself as a teacher.
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