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otis
Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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Seriously, I would like to apologize to all Englishmen living around the world.
England is a fine country, and I'm quite sure that most Englishmen aren't pooftahs.
It just looks that way because they drink a lot of tea, wear caps, and never have any dirt under their fingernails. Not to mention that they also suck at football.
But Englishmen are fabulous when it comes to stuff like dancing, faking injuries, and decorating houses.
They also make a mean cup of cha. |
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pegpig
Joined: 10 May 2005
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| Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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| What I find strange about this hard-working oilman odor is that he's posting on Dave's around 11:30 in the am, 1:30 ish and again around 5 or so in the afternoon on a Tuesday. Don't tell me you're posting and driving. God! You're a madman! |
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otis
Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:08 pm Post subject: |
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| pegpig wrote: |
| What I find strange about this hard-working oilman odor is that he's posting on Dave's around 11:30 in the am, 1:30 ish and again around 5 or so in the afternoon on a Tuesday. Don't tell me you're posting and driving. God! You're a madman! |
I took the day off. I got very drunk last night. I feel like relaxing. |
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pegpig
Joined: 10 May 2005
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| Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:10 pm Post subject: |
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I kinda figured it would be your day off.  |
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otis
Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:14 pm Post subject: |
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| pegpig wrote: |
| I kinda figured it would be your day off. |
I really don't have official days off, so to speak. I own the truck so I work as hard or as little as I want.
The more you work, the more you can put in your pocket. That kind of thing. |
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Wangja
Joined: 17 May 2004
Location: Seoul, Yongsan
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| Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:32 pm Post subject: |
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| Does anybody find this thread elevating? |
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VanIslander
Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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| Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Wangja wrote: |
| Does anybody find this thread elevating? |
if by elevating you mean hurling, then yes |
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SPINOZA
Joined: 10 Jun 2005
Location: $eoul
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| Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:44 pm Post subject: |
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BTW, I've already done your job. I loved Korea. Didn't care for the teaching too much. 2 million won a month just wasn't doing it for me. But I do miss the place.
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Yes, so you keep saying. And now you're driving a truck around earning $5000 per week, if I recall. It's a pity we didn't have time to teach the Americans that it's rather vulgar to boast about money. So you're earning a few quid these days - woop-de-fookin-do my friend. I was born rich. Never worn the same pair of socks twice! |
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otis
Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:49 pm Post subject: |
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| SPINOZA wrote: |
| Odor wrote: |
BTW, I've already done your job. I loved Korea. Didn't care for the teaching too much. 2 million won a month just wasn't doing it for me. But I do miss the place.
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Yes, so you keep saying. And now you're driving a truck around earning $5000 per week, if I recall. It's a pity we didn't have time to teach the Americans that it's rather vulgar to boast about money. So you're earning a few quid these days - woop-de-fookin-do my friend. I was born rich. Never worn the same pair of socks twice! |
Now, Spinoza, I thought you said you were through with me. Please stop teasing the American.
I never said I made 5,000 a week. If I hustle and never take a day off, I can clear about 6 grand a month after expenses and taxes. That's not great money.
Would you like to go on a date with me? I'm not like a cheap Canadian. I'll spring for the dinner. No Dutch pay here! |
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tiger fancini
Joined: 21 Mar 2006
Location: Testicles for Eyes
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| Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:00 pm Post subject: |
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| At least we (English) have the decency to pit ourselves against other nations when playing our national sport. |
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otis
Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:07 pm Post subject: |
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| tiger fancini wrote: |
| At least we (English) have the decency to pit ourselves against other nations when playing our national sport. |
You're absolutely right, sir.
That's why you are all a bunch of gentleman, while we poor Americans are still savage.
On top of that, we can't find any Englishmen big enough to fit into a real football uniform.
Thank you for showing me the error of my way, my short little English friend.
Now could you please bugger off and fix me a cup of tea. |
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tiger fancini
Joined: 21 Mar 2006
Location: Testicles for Eyes
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| Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:21 pm Post subject: |
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| otis wrote: |
On top of that, we can't find any Englishmen big enough to fit into a real football uniform.. |
There are plenty, but hey, don't just limit yourself to Englishmen - if you've noticed, the WORLD cup features teams from all over the WORLD!
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Thank you for showing me the error of my way, my short little English friend.. |
If you met me, you would have to retract this statement.
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Now could you please bugger off and fix me a cup of tea. |
We don't fix cups of tea, as they don't tend to broken in the first place. We prefer to make them. |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Kudos to Edmonton for making this far! 2nd place isn't that bad. |
2nd place is 1st place for losers.
Sparkles*_* |
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:00 pm Post subject: |
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There's something about this thread...what is it...?
Deja-moo. |
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Newbie
Joined: 07 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:11 pm Post subject: |
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And how did the USA do at the World Baseball Classic ...
How did the USA do at the last Basketball tourny in the Summer Olympics... |
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