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ed4444 · Joined: 12 Oct 2004

The article is not worth reading but I like the headline.

from

http://www.koreaherald.co.kr/SITE/data/html_dir/2006/06/22/200606220023.asp

Anyone else out there have some good Swiss puns?

Junior · Joined: 18 Nov 2005 Location: the eye

vlcupper · Joined: 12 Aug 2004 Location: Gangnam

If the Swiss beat Korea, the Koreans might declare war on them. Expect foreigners to be beaten in the streets, martial law declared, and all foreigners deported.

And Lil Kim will stand up on his step ladder and declare, "If we'd be united, we would have won!"

Homer · Guest

vlcupper,

Fair enough and it the Koreans beat the swiss you will whine that it was the ref that decided the game.... Laughing

Ah the wheel keeps on spinning.

ddeubel · Joined: 20 Jul 2005

Two possible ones,

The Swiss Win - Say Cheese!

Swiss cheese, so full of holes!

DD

Junior · Joined: 18 Nov 2005 Location: the eye

Koreans credit suisse with excellent goal.

Swiss berne through korean defence.

Oh hold on.. Laughing

Swiss bank on settling account with Korea.

ahem..

Swiss declare themselves neutral as England take on Germany Laughing

vlcupper · Joined: 12 Aug 2004 Location: Gangnam

ed4444 · Joined: 12 Oct 2004

Korea Won to beat Swiss Francs.

Tiberious aka Sparkles · Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!

Being a huge admirer of lazy sports puns (Where there's a will there's a Wade has been my favorite over the past week), last night I was wondering how often the word neutral has been used as a pun when the Swiss play to a draw.

Why can't these sports writers get more creative/esoteric? Let's say Switzerland beats Korea. Wouldn't it be a breath of fresh air to read the following?

Swiss Army Knife Cuts the Kimchi, Fans Acknowledge Good Sporksmanship on Both Sides

Right?

Sporkles*_*

ed4444 · Joined: 12 Oct 2004

Did anyone use the line:

Korea to stuff Turkey

in the 3th/4th place playoff in the last world cup?

ed4444 · Joined: 12 Oct 2004

This is not really associated with the topic but a headline about a Swiss football's team problems with a new building was voted best tabloid headline in the past.

Young Boys' Wan_kdorf Erection Woe

ed4444 · Joined: 12 Oct 2004

Swiss pose threat to Korea from Frie kicks.

coolsage · Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:29 am Post subject:

If the Swiss defeat the Koreans, and the K-team doesn't advance, chances are we won't see another World Cup game here. The interest will be officially over.

matthews_world · Joined: 15 Feb 2003

A mountain yodel vs. K-pop? I'd take the former.

Tiberious aka Sparkles · Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!