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Milwaukiedave
Joined: 02 Oct 2004 Location: Goseong
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:13 am Post subject: 101 Ways to Tease Your Wife |
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(Ok, first off this is all tongue and cheek)
I thought it would be fun to share those ways you can drive your wife nuts.
While watching a movie with rats, I ran my fingers up her leg.
Needless to say I got smacked with a pillow for it. (yes I deserved it) |
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riley
Joined: 08 Feb 2003 Location: where creditors can find me
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:20 am Post subject: |
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tease or annoy?
For annoyance, that's easy.
I like to do my fake german accent. It gets her cranky and ready to whack me, especially when I do it in public.
(What does it say about me that I like that reaction?) |
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Milwaukiedave
Joined: 02 Oct 2004 Location: Goseong
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:22 am Post subject: |
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| It could be either....I like to think tease though. I usually annoy her when I don't do what she tells me to do. |
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Juregen
Joined: 30 May 2006
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:28 am Post subject: |
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The easiest thing in the world is teasing your wife.
I even think she actually doesn't mind, it's a kind of affirmation.
Tickling works.
Hugging/kissing at the most inconvenient moment works. |
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SuperHero

Joined: 10 Dec 2003 Location: Superhero Hideout
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:11 am Post subject: |
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| watch Korean TV and make up English dialogue with frequent references to every male character being gay. |
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the eye

Joined: 29 Jan 2004
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:13 am Post subject: |
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| SuperHero wrote: |
| watch Korean TV and make up English dialogue with frequent references to every male character being gay. |
hehe. i do that too, minus the gay part and minus the wife...add girlfriend |
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Milwaukiedave
Joined: 02 Oct 2004 Location: Goseong
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:41 am Post subject: |
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| SuperHero wrote: |
| watch Korean TV and make up English dialogue with frequent references to every male character being gay. |
Geez..that sounds pretty funny. |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles

Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:42 am Post subject: |
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Hide her vibrator.
Sparkles*_* |
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cubanlord

Joined: 08 Jul 2005 Location: In Japan!
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:47 am Post subject: |
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giving her a kiss bath all over, making her squirm as you get closer to her....... oh wait...wrong site...sorry.....  |
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Milwaukiedave
Joined: 02 Oct 2004 Location: Goseong
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:58 am Post subject: |
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CL,
Well I guess that could embarrass her. |
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cubanlord

Joined: 08 Jul 2005 Location: In Japan!
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:05 am Post subject: |
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| Milwaukiedave wrote: |
CL,
Well I guess that could embarrass her. |
lol. Relax...I'm playing around...arghhhh... |
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Sooke

Joined: 12 Jan 2004 Location: korea
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:24 am Post subject: |
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Call her "YohBoh". (No Hangul on my computer)
The Dutch Oven seems to bug her a lot too. |
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Satori

Joined: 09 Dec 2005 Location: Above it all
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:42 am Post subject: |
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| Sooke wrote: |
Call her "YohBoh". (No Hangul on my computer)
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That made mine purr with delight... |
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eamo

Joined: 08 Mar 2003 Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:53 am Post subject: |
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| SuperHero wrote: |
| watch Korean TV and make up English dialogue with frequent references to every male character being gay. |
That's mine too. It's so easy though. All those drama guys are camper than a row of tents. |
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Satori

Joined: 09 Dec 2005 Location: Above it all
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:28 am Post subject: |
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| eamo wrote: |
| SuperHero wrote: |
| watch Korean TV and make up English dialogue with frequent references to every male character being gay. |
That's mine too. It's so easy though. All those drama guys are camper than a row of tents. |
The full and correct phrase is "Camper than a row of pink tents"...  |
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