Korean Job Discussion Forums

[RACETRAITOR]

It doesn't matter what--guns, drugs, or tools which can be used to carry out a crime. Do you know where I can get any? I'd be willing to pay but it would be better if I could kill someone for it. Once I have the illegal object, I'm going to use it to some nefarious end.

Yes, I am aware that this message board is open to public access, and my identity and location can easily be traced. I am either engaging in a very stupid in-joke or am a complete asstard.

[seoulsucker]

[periwinkle]

Has the other thread been yanked? Why not just use some basic household items, like an ice pick, butcher knife, or even a screwdriver? Must you have numchucks and the like?

Heh- why would Koreans browse this forum?

[RACETRAITOR]

Nope, both of the other threads are still here.

They just reminded me of my old message board back home, when occasionally some moron would log in and ask if anyone had drugs to sell. They got banned quickly.

[seoulkitchen]

I know someone with an illegal object. And it would be cool if you killed him and then took his money. In fact, you should kill him with his own illegal object. He's very high profile so it would make quite the splash in the papers.

Don't tell anyone I told you this, nobody knows how evil I really am.

[RACETRAITOR]

Okay, sounds good. Let's meet at Apgujeong station at 8pm tonight sharp. Go out exit five, and find the police station. We'll discuss it right under the police chief's window--the last place anyone would ever think to look.

[cruisemonkey]

A 10 kg bag of kimchee, swung with force and accuracy, can easily break someone's neck.

[vlcupper]

Now you all have a "special file" at Korean Immigration.

[Smee]

[periwinkle]