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Why America will never win World Cup
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ed4444



Joined: 12 Oct 2004

PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 6:40 am    Post subject: Why America will never win World Cup Reply with quote

http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2006-06-23T105945Z_01_L23388914_RTRIDST_0_OUKOE-UK-SOCCER-WORLD-ODD.XML
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 6:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes...I know another American who had the exact same experience(sans gendarmes) in Amsterdam just last year...

Methinks meknows the cause of the confusion as well. Cool
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dbee



Joined: 29 Dec 2004
Location: korea

PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, this nearly happened to me in Yangshou china at one stage. It's impossible to find anything in those streets once the sun goes down ...

I don't think it's a nationality thing here.

The funniest stories about Americans are usually geography based ...

American: where are you from ?
Me: I'm from Ireland.
American: Oh <confused look>, which part of the United States is that ?
Me: It's not in the US.
American: Oh really, it's in Canada then ?
Me: Yes, it's in Canada. It's the place with the polar bears, the eskimos and the penguins ...
American: Oh wow, I've seen that place on TV ...

I had countless conversations of that ilk when I spent a few months in South Carolina a few years back. Although admittedly, things improved slightly the further up the east coast you got ...
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bigverne



Joined: 12 May 2004

PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Must be a very slow news day.
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JLarter



Joined: 17 Apr 2006

PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Every time I tell an American I'm English the next line goes something like this: 'Oh I have a friend who lives in London. His name is Tim, do you know him?'

Do American's think we know everyone in our country?!!!! There's 60million of us for christs sake!
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That guy in the news story is the same dude that shows up at a CD store and asks the person behind the counter if they know the name of the song that's really popular, has been on the radio a couple months, and is something about "baby you're the only one" and "da dada da ddaaa da da". True story.
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TheFonz



Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Location: North Georgia

PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dbee wrote:
Yes, this nearly happened to me in Yangshou china at one stage. It's impossible to find anything in those streets once the sun goes down ...

I don't think it's a nationality thing here.

The funniest stories about Americans are usually geography based ...

American: where are you from ?
Me: I'm from Ireland.
American: Oh <confused look>, which part of the United States is that ?
Me: It's not in the US.
American: Oh really, it's in Canada then ?
Me: Yes, it's in Canada. It's the place with the polar bears, the eskimos and the penguins ...
American: Oh wow, I've seen that place on TV ...

I had countless conversations of that ilk when I spent a few months in South Carolina a few years back. Although admittedly, things improved slightly the further up the east coast you got ...


Countless conversations of people asking if Ireland was in the U.S. or Canada. Maybe if you frequented the waffle house or some other hole in the wall. Even still that is hard to believe. Why were you in South Carolina and what part?
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TheFonz



Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Location: North Georgia

PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

JLarter wrote:
Every time I tell an American I'm English the next line goes something like this: 'Oh I have a friend who lives in London. His name is Tim, do you know him?'

Do American's think we know everyone in our country?!!!! There's 60million of us for christs sake!


I hate it when people do this. Next time just say yeah I know Tim. They will respond with a) wow what a small world, b) cool or c) yeah he is a charachter isn't he. Either way its a dead end conversation.
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pauly



Joined: 24 Sep 2004
Location: Incheon

PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheFonz wrote:
JLarter wrote:
Every time I tell an American I'm English the next line goes something like this: 'Oh I have a friend who lives in London. His name is Tim, do you know him?'

Do American's think we know everyone in our country?!!!! There's 60million of us for christs sake!


I hate it when people do this. Next time just say yeah I know Tim. They will respond with a) wow what a small world, b) cool or c) yeah he is a charachter isn't he. Either way its a dead end conversation.


Here's another option: http://www.boozetime.com/viewclip.php?media_id=176
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've already seen several stories of English fans doing the same thing.
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eamo



Joined: 08 Mar 2003
Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not remembering where your hotel was or what it's name is?

Could happen to anyone........Who's a little drunk and excited about the World Cup....maybe....
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flint



Joined: 11 Apr 2004

PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheFonz wrote:
JLarter wrote:
Every time I tell an American I'm English the next line goes something like this: 'Oh I have a friend who lives in London. His name is Tim, do you know him?'

Do American's think we know everyone in our country?!!!! There's 60million of us for christs sake!


I hate it when people do this. Next time just say yeah I know Tim. They will respond with a) wow what a small world, b) cool or c) yeah he is a charachter isn't he. Either way its a dead end conversation.


It is annoying when it happens. I have had it happen a lot with Koreans too.

If you are feeling particularly evil get weepy and say: he died last week.
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jinju



Joined: 22 Jan 2006

PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Americans dont have the athelets to win the World Cup as none of their favorite games are really athletic.
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Benicio



Joined: 25 May 2006
Location: Down South- where it's hot & wet

PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yep, the world's favorite urban myth:

All Americans are hopelessly ignorant.

Canada and Europe are filled with intellectual giants.





Keep dreaming.
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laogaiguk



Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Location: somewhere in Korea

PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jinju wrote:
Americans dont have the athelets to win the World Cup as none of their favorite games are really athletic.


I think all pro sports are pretty stupid and don't get me started on why people get so excited over people they don't know who happened to be born in the same area (whether it be city, country, province or country) winning a game they can't play themselves (or their salaries).

That being said, Jinju should be ignored from now on. His comments are either that of a troll or ignorant fool.
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