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Operation Removes Lightbulb...

 
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Mitch Comestein



Joined: 13 Jun 2006
Location: South

PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 6:57 am    Post subject: Operation Removes Lightbulb... Reply with quote

Operation Removes Lightbulb from Anus

Jun 29, 2006 � MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.

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Leslie Cheswyck



Joined: 31 May 2003
Location: University of Western Chile

PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 8:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



OH *beep*!
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Moldy Rutabaga



Joined: 01 Jul 2003
Location: Ansan, Korea

PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"His loving wife always thought that the sun shone out of his a--."
"Hey warden, the lighting in here stinks!"

Ken:>

Now if it were a flourescent tube.. that would be an accomplishment.
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