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Apple Scruff



Joined: 29 Oct 2003

PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

laogaiguk wrote:
Beej wrote:
laogaiguk wrote:
Apple Scruff wrote:
Anyone else catch CNN earlier when they wished their "neighbors to the north a happy birthday"? Apparently, on Canada Day, Canadians "celebrate the British North American Act, which officially created the country 13 years ago."

Ya gotta laugh.


The only thing you can laugh at (though you shouldn't) is practically all the other countries that became independent had to do it by spilling their own blood for independence.

Rolling Eyes


Australia? New Zealand? India? singapore? Hong Kong? No blood spilled.
The Brits thought that America was worth keeping. Hence the Revolutionary War. Other countries waited until Britian didnt care any more or until Britian was too weak to do anything about it.


Most countries in the world have shed blood for their freedom. There are ones that didn't and it would be better if the world could always work like that. But that post was from some idiot American and I am much more proud of our 13 year, peacefully gained independence than the American version.


Wait a second, are you calling me an idiot American?
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mithridates



Joined: 03 Mar 2003
Location: President's office, Korean Space Agency

PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apple Scruff wrote:
laogaiguk wrote:
Beej wrote:
laogaiguk wrote:
Apple Scruff wrote:
Anyone else catch CNN earlier when they wished their "neighbors to the north a happy birthday"? Apparently, on Canada Day, Canadians "celebrate the British North American Act, which officially created the country 13 years ago."

Ya gotta laugh.


The only thing you can laugh at (though you shouldn't) is practically all the other countries that became independent had to do it by spilling their own blood for independence.

Rolling Eyes


Australia? New Zealand? India? singapore? Hong Kong? No blood spilled.
The Brits thought that America was worth keeping. Hence the Revolutionary War. Other countries waited until Britian didnt care any more or until Britian was too weak to do anything about it.


Most countries in the world have shed blood for their freedom. There are ones that didn't and it would be better if the world could always work like that. But that post was from some idiot American and I am much more proud of our 13 year, peacefully gained independence than the American version.


Wait a second, are you calling me an idiot American?


Looks like it. How's it feel?
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Apple Scruff



Joined: 29 Oct 2003

PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mithridates wrote:
Apple Scruff wrote:
laogaiguk wrote:
Most countries in the world have shed blood for their freedom. There are ones that didn't and it would be better if the world could always work like that. But that post was from some idiot American and I am much more proud of our 13 year, peacefully gained independence than the American version.


Wait a second, are you calling me an idiot American?


Looks like it. How's it feel?


Pretty strange, considering I'm Canadian and I was simply making fun of CNN for stating that Canada is only 13 years old.
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Yu_Bum_suk



Joined: 25 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love how they changed 'in all Thy Son's command' to 'in all thy sons' command'. PC w a n k e r s. Probably next they'll change it to 'in all thy sun's command' just so it's not gender exclusive.

Here's the original verse three:

O Canada! Beneath thy shining skies
May stalwart sons and gentle maidens rise,
To keep thee steadfast through the years
From East to Western Sea,
Our own beloved native land!
Our True North, strong and free!

Lovely stuff, isn't it?

Happy belated Dominion Day.

The Maple Leaf Forever,
유범석

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ddeubel



Joined: 20 Jul 2005

PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

canuckistan wrote:
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No silly, hub's not Marine Corps.

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USMA = United States Military Academy aka Westpoint = Army.


Thank you for the information. I was unaware of that cult. Interesting. I suggest you both try and get some help.

DD


Oh I'm so hurt .....your brilliant, Nobel prize-winning intelligence and wit is just too much for me.


I must admit, not quite sure where that one came from ddeubel?


Well, she had it coming with all her upstart talk of military culture and hubby is so BIG. I understand the need for a military but it should be understated and performed as a sacrifice, not this bluster stuff....

Also, if it walks, talks, acts, eats, dresses like a cult . It is a cult. Look at the checklist. A few points are weak but most bang on. She should get some help. Or atleast help her hubby.

DD

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jacl



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No doubt.



Not.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ddeubel wrote:
canuckistan wrote:
ddeubel wrote:
Quote:
No silly, hub's not Marine Corps.

Quote:
USMA = United States Military Academy aka Westpoint = Army.


Thank you for the information. I was unaware of that cult. Interesting. I suggest you both try and get some help.

DD


Oh I'm so hurt .....your brilliant, Nobel prize-winning intelligence and wit is just too much for me.


I must admit, not quite sure where that one came from ddeubel?


Well, she had it coming with all her upstart talk of military culture and hubby is so BIG. I understand the need for a military but it should be understated and performed as a sacrifice, not this bluster stuff....

Also, if it walks, talks, acts, eats, dresses like a cult . It is a cult. Look at the checklist. A few points are weak but most bang on. She should get some help. Or atleast help her hubby.

DD

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We suggest that you check all characteristics that apply to your or your loved one's group, then print this browser page for future reference. You may find that your assessment changes over time, with further reading and research.

The group is focused on a living leader to whom members seem to display excessively zealous, unquestioning commitment.

The group is preoccupied with bringing in new members.

The group is preoccupied with making money.

Questioning, doubt, and dissent are discouraged or even punished.

Mind-numbing techniques (such as meditation, chanting, speaking in tongues, denunciation sessions, debilitating work routines) are used to suppress doubts about the group and its leader(s).

The leadership dictates sometimes in great detail how members should think, act, and feel (for example: members must get permission from leaders to date, change jobs, get married; leaders may prescribe what types of clothes to wear, where to live, how to discipline children, and so forth).

The group is elitist, claiming a special, exalted status for itself, its leader(s), and members (for example: the leader is considered the Messiah or an avatar; the group and/or the leader has a special mission to save humanity).

The group has a polarized us- versus-them mentality, which causes conflict with the wider society.

The group's leader is not accountable to any authorities (as are, for example, military commanders and ministers, priests, monks, and rabbis of mainstream denominations).

The group teaches or implies that its supposedly exalted ends justify means that members would have considered unethical before joining the group (for example: collecting money for bogus charities).

The leadership induces guilt feelings in members in order to control them.
Members' subservience to the group causes them to cut ties with family and friends, and to give up personal goals and activities that were of interest before joining the group.

Members are expected to devote inordinate amounts of time to the group.

Members are encouraged or required to live and/or socialize only with other group members.

Copyright 1996 AFF, Inc.
AFF (American Family Foundation) is a secular, nonprofit, tax-exempt research center and educational corporation.


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Well, she had it coming with all her upstart talk of military culture and hubby is so BIG.


It's a damned shame you seem so unhappy. Seriously. I'm guessing you don't have a spouse.

I'm really proud of my husband. He's an awesome guy. The men under his command love him to bits because he's always fair and reasonable. I love him to bits because he's always fair and reasonable. And here's some more "upstartedness" you can snivel at with your bottomless feelings of inadequacy--he's a hottie AND he's got a master's degree in engineering Very Happy

As for your ridiculous "cult" reference, well military service has run in my family for the last couple of hundred years. Often distinguished. I guess we're doomed!! Very Happy

Oh P.S.--Mr Canuckistan is a really awesome husband too Very Happy


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Satori



Joined: 09 Dec 2005
Location: Above it all

PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Beej wrote:
laogaiguk wrote:
Apple Scruff wrote:
Anyone else catch CNN earlier when they wished their "neighbors to the north a happy birthday"? Apparently, on Canada Day, Canadians "celebrate the British North American Act, which officially created the country 13 years ago."

Ya gotta laugh.


The only thing you can laugh at (though you shouldn't) is practically all the other countries that became independent had to do it by spilling their own blood for independence.

Rolling Eyes


Australia? New Zealand? India? singapore? Hong Kong? No blood spilled.
The Brits thought that America was worth keeping. Hence the Revolutionary War. Other countries waited until Britian didnt care any more or until Britian was too weak to do anything about it.

Oh blood was spilled in the formation of modern New Zealand for sure, just not Brittish blood...
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skinhead



Joined: 11 Jun 2004

PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 7:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Satori wrote:
Beej wrote:
laogaiguk wrote:
Apple Scruff wrote:
Anyone else catch CNN earlier when they wished their "neighbors to the north a happy birthday"? Apparently, on Canada Day, Canadians "celebrate the British North American Act, which officially created the country 13 years ago."

Ya gotta laugh.


The only thing you can laugh at (though you shouldn't) is practically all the other countries that became independent had to do it by spilling their own blood for independence.

Rolling Eyes


Australia? New Zealand? India? singapore? Hong Kong? No blood spilled.
The Brits thought that America was worth keeping. Hence the Revolutionary War. Other countries waited until Britian didnt care any more or until Britian was too weak to do anything about it.

Oh blood was spilled in the formation of modern New Zealand for sure, just not Brittish blood...

Blackfella blood still runs hot for shame down here. Even if nobody wants to acknowledge it. Buckets of blood, bud. Yes, there was a war. A number of them.
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seoulkitchen



Joined: 28 Dec 2004
Location: Hub of Asia, my ass!

PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:06 pm    Post subject: Another thread gone ascrew... Reply with quote

Back on track:

True story of when I worked in the produce department.
(Names have been changed to protect the guilty and gullible.)


A man in a Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of
lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they
sell only whole heads of lettuce.

The man persists and asks to see the manager.

The boy says he will ask his manager about it.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some
bozo wants to buy half a head of lettuce."

As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing
right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly
offered to buy the other half."

The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.

Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way
you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people
who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"

"Canada, sir," the boy replied.

"Well, why did you leave Canada?" the manager asked.

The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but prostitutes and hockey
players up there."

"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada."

"Wow!" replied the boy, "Who'd she play for?"
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