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[jacl]

I once drank seven 9-ounce draft beers in one minute.

[Grotto]

and this is work related how? hmmmm were you at work at the time?

[jacl]

Oops.

[alabamaman]

[jacl]

[Qinella]

My lady drank three shots tonight (not hard shots, mind you, but foofoo shots like buttery nippl3 and oral s3x) and was so drunk that she literally lost her vision for about 15 minutes. I had to guide her to the bathroom like a blind person.

That's something to be proud of. I wish I could get trashed on a hard swig of jack.

[alabamaman]

[Qinella]

[AbbeFaria]

A couple of weeks ago I drank so much soju that I'm pretty sure I was posessed. I've no idea how much it totalled out to, but if I had to guess, since I've done three bottles in a night and not been close to that hammered, that it was close to maybe 5 bottles. It took me almost two full days to stop shaking and feel healthy again. I've never actually blacked out before, but large portions of that night are gone forever and at some point I passed out face first in the sand, cast-away style, my feet still being tickled by the surf.

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[jacl]

[pegpig]

[SPINOZA]

seems as though soju is the only thing that will get me trashed these days. I was out drinking all day on Saturday and it wasn't until I hit the soju at 1am-ish that I started to get fooked up.

Me and my buddy once sat in Seoul Pub for at least 6 hours drinking Wild Turkey. Must've spent 60,000 on the stuff. Should've stayed at home and drank 3 bottles of soju for 5% of the price because whiskey and ice - even 10 or 12 of them over 5 or 6 hours as opposed to 3 bottles of soju in one hour - gets me less trashed, obviously perhaps.

When on holiday in the States once, friends were surprised how much I could put away. I didn't think I drank that much. They must've been lightweights.

My mother once said that I'm not happy unless I'm getting out of it, with one substance or other. That was unfair, but she had a point. Getting mashed is my hobby. Anyone who disagrees can go and do some Yoga, be a fooking vegetarian, go for a walk in the mountains and be at peace with nature, take up Feng Shui and get high off diet coke, new age twits. Me - pass the pipe, the aluminium foil, bottle, rizla paper etc etc.

[RACETRAITOR]

This is a repeat from the Freaky Waeg thread, but here goes...

An American who just arrived in the country found his way into my social group, which at the time was mostly Koreans with me and one German. He got so drunk he came out of the closet to us. By going around the table and propositioning each and every person there, male or female. Except me, who he yelled at. I bought him a pitcher and forced him to drink. Eventually he passed out, and a group of my Korean friends, angered by being propositioned and having their girlfriends propositioned, talked him into surrendering all his money.

Another time, a Canadian girl showed up and discovered with delight that soju comes in drink boxes. She got so drunk she ended up having sex with an equally drunk American soldier in an apartment building, against the door to an apartment. Neither of them remembered any of it. I chased the guy away and he was arrested later, for being 1) underage, 2) in an off-limits area, 3) out past curfew, and 4) violent.

There was another time a Canadian thought it would be funny to grab a Korean punk by the mohawk. He was attacked with a broken bottle and his face was permanently scarred.

Ha ha, such good times.

[billybrobby]

i can chug a bottle of soju flat out. i might be able to do 2 in a row but i've never tried it. doesn't make me proud though.

[Zyzyfer]