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[n3ptne]

Nothing, and I mean nothing could prepare me for what greeted me this morning at 5:30 when I laid down to sleep and flipped on the TV. Not booze, not even acid.

I started flipping around the channels for something interesting to doze off to when I came upon a cartoon of several very well drawn women dialing their phones and wearing next to nothing. All of whom appeared to be having an orgasm that intensified with every number they pushed.

Now, at first, I thought it was my overly devious mind playing tricks on me. Rationalizing that just because a female cartoon looks attractive (something that should never be) and just because she happens to be dressed for bed and making what appears to be moans in a foreign language while dialing a phone that nothing devious had to be necessarily going on. I've seen some of the Asian anime, it's fucked up, but I wasn't ready to believe what I was seeing considering it was 5:30am on a Monday and I was watching a normal television.

No sooner had that thought crossed my mind then did the segment end only to replaced by another one. Only this one involved a woman on a deserted island wearing a bikini. This quickly evolved in to a group of coconut trees growing larger and larger as her breasts jiggled until she finally stripped off the entire bikini and culminated their growth by humping the nearest tree until coconuts fell down. Doubts fled from my mind.

In the span of the next twenty minutes I saw short skits involving the following: A three legged superhero whose sidekick would flash him in order to active his third leg whenever she wanted him to kick a badguy in front of him. A monk in a coffee house who was for no logical reason jumped on by the nude waitress and ridden until he finished, only to see her jump up, take off the top of her hat, bow at the hips and pour steaming coffee from her head into his cup. And a group of three women who visited a castle to find a vampires coffin. They promptly poured blood through the mouthhole which logicaly resulted in a bulge to appear in the middle of the coffin and then rode it until they finished.

Can someone now explain what the *beep* this was and what drugs the artists were on when they came up with these story lines? I wasn't offended by it, but I could have done with a little warning that I was about to view subject material that would imprint itself in my brain for the remainder of my entire life.

I love this country.

[RACETRAITOR]

That was Nudl Nude, a crazy Korean cartoon with erotic and kinky vignettes. It's available in some video stores, and they made a second edition as well.

I first saw it when my woman told me about it after we were joking around about the vibrate function on cell phones. The story in that sketch is that these women place their phones (or buzzers) inside their panties and then phone each other at the appointed time, thus getting each other off.

[n3ptne]

I just want to know how it ended up on TV...

I've come across my fair share of fucked up cartoons on the Internet and can't say I ever minded seeing Beauty bang the Beast...

But damn... on TV?

All I know is that if I were a kid in this country of about the age of 9 I would be getting up early every time that show was online and would probably be a seriously screwed up adult... then again this show might explain the warped perception of sex that Korean men seem to have.

[RACETRAITOR]

Cartoon orgasms are pretty tame compared to some of the rape fantasies I've seen on late night TV. It's not like they particularly showed anything too racy.

[Juregen]

[billybrobby]

you were watching that on cable, right? there's porno on cable all night long. and I KNOW. haha.

ever seen the Noodle Nude condoms at Buy the Way?

[rumdiary]

[Wrench]

Did you ever read Korean newspapers. I've seen comic strips in the newspapers that almost look like they portray Very rough sexual encounters or just plain rape. Asians are fucked up when it comes to cartoons, I think the justification is that its only a cartoon not real life.

[jajdude]

I've seen that 2 or 3 times. It is a bit weird. The hot chick is on the beach and there's a sign that says "DIE" and after eating too much she looks gross and the trees no longer respond. Then the sign comes out and says "DIET."

Those two words are pretty heavy on Korean minds. I can't believe how many times I've heard kids say, "He is die."

[Ya-ta Boy]

[mindmetoo]

The other day I saw some 60 year old guy sleeping in a turn/merge lane. He kind of sat down indian style in them middle of the lane and promptly took a cat nap. A bunch of people were watching him. No one seemed to be doing anything until some young guy kind of dragged him to the sidewalk. Like no one was even on their cell phone to call the cops. Possibly they had already called, but it was odd no one was giving him immediate help. I mean, when you're in a car and your whizzing around a turn lane, you're not looking right in front of your grill.

[seoulsucker]

A few weeks ago I saw a guy in an a motorized wheelchair going the opposite direction on the Sogang bridge from Sinchon to Yeouido. He was deliberately swerving into traffic to try and get hit. I jumped over the railing to help him, but he tried to bite me.

I also saw a knife fight on a bus a few months ago that was pretty shocking. The dude slashed another dude up, then dropped the knife, picked up a kid (wasn't his), sat back down and put the strange kid on his lap. He later jumped off and got onto another bus in front of us and started a fight there.

Of course, when the cops came to investigate, one of the first things they do is point at me and ask everyone else, "What did he do?"

[doggyji]

[seattlespew]

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[RACETRAITOR]