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Rangi-nui
Joined: 17 Jul 2006
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 Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:04 pm Post subject: River Queen the drink of Rangi-nui |
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| Well�the other day while I was lost in Changwon I discovered a Homeplus. After fighting my way through a sea of stolen monkey bikes (some still had banana peels on the seat)�actually is it just me or do all Koreans really hate Philippinos? I ask this because every time I�m with a Korean and a scooter passes by they always accuse them of stealing it, they also say they never wash either, and smell like Rangi�s breath first thing in the morning�pooowiieee. Anyway I found this really good bourbon called �River Queen�. I wonder if anyone has tried this fine drink before, and if so where is it made�Rangi like River Queen. |
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periwinkle
Joined: 08 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:27 pm Post subject: |
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I'm going to creat a Paul Bunyan sock. Paul will lend you Babe the Blue Ox, and you can can get a ride on Babe's haunches. She will crush everyone in her path, and people will behold a wondrous site....
Wackers? |
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Rangi-nui
Joined: 17 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:57 pm Post subject: pink Moose |
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| I�ve heard all about you pink Mooses before and what you do with those bunyan socks. Back in the Naki I wouldn�t even bother to shot a pink moose because all the boys felt sorry for these beasts. I believe all the pink moose�s of this world deserve a chance. We should all organize a �be friendly to pink Moose�s day�. Then that way all the pink moose�s of the world can go and find that babe the blue ox. Then cause lots of destruction! Go you pink Moose�s out there. Oh and �River Queen� is good shit also. Homeplus $10 a bottle!! |
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laogaiguk
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Location: somewhere in Korea
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| Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:59 pm Post subject: |
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| All my half-filipino kiddies don't seem to be ostracised anymore than any other kid. People treat them like everyone else (seems). |
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ttompatz
Joined: 05 Sep 2005
Location: Kwangju, South Korea
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| Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:37 pm Post subject: Re: pink Moose |
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| Rangi-nui wrote: |
| I�ve heard all about you pink Mooses before and what you do with those bunyan socks. Back in the Naki I wouldn�t even bother to shot a pink moose because all the boys felt sorry for these beasts. I believe all the pink moose�s of this world deserve a chance. We should all organize a �be friendly to pink Moose�s day�. Then that way all the pink moose�s of the world can go and find that babe the blue ox. Then cause lots of destruction! Go you pink Moose�s out there. Oh and �River Queen� is good *beep* also. Homeplus $10 a bottle!! |
So other than being a rude troll, is English your 2nd or 3rd language... it certainly CAN'T be your first.
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xtchr
Joined: 23 Nov 2004
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| Kapai |
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RedRob
Joined: 07 Jul 2003
Location: Narnia
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J.K. Baxter once wrote an amazing poem, it started:
"I met the Maori Jesus today,
His breath smelled like mussels......"
complete the poem, or pissoff to sockland......
yrs, RR |
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Rangi-nui
Joined: 17 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:08 pm Post subject: you must be from auckland cause you sux |
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J.K. Baxter was on the flying doctors!!
And he suxed!! He had a nice car though!
Sitting here wishing on a cement floor
Just wishing that I had just something you wore
Bloody your hands on a cactus tree
Wipe it on your dress and send it to me |
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