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Darl
Joined: 15 Jun 2005
Location: Incheon
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 Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:10 pm Post subject: The ajumma conspiracy theory |
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It was hot last night, and being that I dont have A/C, I thought I'd go outside to cool off a bit, sit on a park bench and enjoy a cool breeze. A group of ajummas walks by. (Suspiciously, they often travel in groups, don't they?) Even though my Korean is not so great, I could pick up the little bit they were saying. One woman said "the invasion of Lebanon is coming along to plan, no? and then another chimed in with "yes, the new world order shall be in place by years end, and we shall rule the world!" And then they all laughed, in that evil megalomaniacal ajumma way.
My wife insisted they were talking about radishes or something, but that only makes me think she is part of the plot.
Does anyone else know of the evil plotting of ajummas which threaten our very way of life? |
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JongnoGuru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep
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| Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 4:07 pm Post subject: Re: The ajumma conspiracy theory |
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| Darl wrote: |
| Does anyone else know of the evil plotting of ajummas which threaten our very way of life? |
Of course. They are known to congregate in city parks after dusk, forming long, noisy conga lines, doing ritual power-shots of soju, and hissing at foreigners who cross their path, all the while hatching their wicked schemes of world conquest and green-belt de-zoning.
Our puny man-made weapons are powerless against them. Utterly powerless.  |
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snoopyd
Joined: 25 Jul 2006
Location: South Korea
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| Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:16 pm Post subject: |
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lol ...try going to the resturants at the top of the Hyundai department store about lunch time ...esp the one at Coex...they are there by the hundreds all chatting at 100 miles per hours ...after leaving my ears felt actualy like I had been in a loud concert... must be part of their strategy...
Oh and also ever notice that at 3:30 almost every car is being driven by an ajumma? ...back from a rally?
OH Oh and then the biggest mystery of all is where is what I call the missing link! ....I see pretty unmarried Korean girls and then I see ajumma ...there seems to be no in between ...what happens? ..on the wedding night the ajumma's sweep in and replace you wife with an ajumma version? I just dont get it... |
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Kyrei
Joined: 22 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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One of the first things I made up in Korea... years and years ago:
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When you go out in the street today
You'd better go in disguise.
When you go out in the street today
You're in for a big surprise!
For everywhere are women
Who wear whatever they dare
And they don't care!
'Cause this where the ajummas have their picnic... |
I'm sure you know the tune |
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JongnoGuru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep
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| Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:27 am Post subject: |
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| Kyrei wrote: |
| I'm sure you know the tune |
Indeed, it's this and this.
Neat idea! Though some of the lines didn't scan too well, so if I might:
If you go out to the park tonight
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go out to the park tonight
You'd better go in disguise.
For ev'rywhere are women who wear
Whatever they dare, they haven't a care,
'Cause that's the way the ajummas have their pic ~ nic!
Picnic time for ajummas,
Those scrappy ajummas are sporting their spiffy visors now
Red ones, green ones, purple ones
blah blah, I'm not going to spoof the whole damn song. |
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Darl
Joined: 15 Jun 2005
Location: Incheon
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| Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:41 am Post subject: |
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what if they are not really picking up bottles and boxes? What if instead they are planting listening devices throughout the neighborhood?
Food for thought.
Goyem take ware. |
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Kyrei
Joined: 22 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Thanks for the correction JongoGuru... I was plyaing it off memory alone and the song just wasn't that important to recall in detail. |
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Hobophobic
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
Location: Sinjeong negorie mokdong oh ga ri samgyup sal fighting
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| Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 6:58 pm Post subject: |
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Since this did not seem to scare your spying eyes.....
....you will be gutted like a fish for the information you've relayed. |
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the eye
Joined: 29 Jan 2004
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| Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:44 pm Post subject: |
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| They definitely have a conspiracy in making life nasty for the rest of society. |
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