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[flotsam]

Nah, not to take away from the punters in that overheated hell-hole, but I have already talked to a few of the peeps on here about a Bundang gathering on the same date the sista of seoul is planning her dig of shin--the 26th of this very month...uh...August .

Here are the particulars: We don't have a place. We don't have a plan.

Who's in?

Seriously though, as some of you know I will be leaving for grad school in NYC on the 31st of this month and I would love to see some of the people I should have seen more this year, some of the people who went to the last Dave's gathering and certainly some of the people that weren't able to make it--even mulelord, that hamburger-munching, scatologically-obssessed, uber-schmuck.

But I understand I need something to draw in the crowds, so here's what's in store:

1. JognoGuru, Real Reality, Chiaa and Patchy are all coming. OK, you're right. I'm having you...there's no way we're inviting Chiaa.
2. Bigverne will be converting to Islam.
3. I am flying in chimpumcallo for the party. She wanted me to tell you guys that she loves men who post on Internet chat boards while quaffing Cass in their "panties".
4. Eamo, billybrobby, Spinoza and Hater Depot will be doing a strip show, a la The Full Monty, right down the aisle just before...
5. Qinella and mulelord's nuptials. The consumation viewing is optional, but recommended. Corporal will be the ring boy and Demophobe will be the flower girl. Rteacher will preside and fiveeagles will be sacrificed, for no particular reason. Tigers and elk will waltz that night.
6. Woland will give lectures on topics too abstract to grasp in languages none of us understand, and Mithridates will show us all how to use a Dvorak keyboard while learning three Ainu dialiects and picking up every bird in the place(and passing by) through the charm of his little teddy-bear general thing, while Delirium's Brother tilts his head to the side and spins on his heel for hours. Captain Corea will sketch caricatures of them in action. Pure entertainment, people. Pure.
7. Robot will have red hair, so Kermo will be the girl in the hat behind him pressing her...er, never mind.
8. Red Dog will...er, never mind.
9. Zyzyfer will remain sober. Until I buy him 14 tequila shots in a row for cancelling appointment after appointment.
10 The Main Event!!! Dave himself will be showing up to reveal, finally, all the socks and secret identities of our newest mod, _*_. I shit you not.

So again: who's in? I love you guys.

Not you, Qinella.

**EDIT**

For title clarity.

[Corporal]

[Maserial]

[flotsam]

[Tiberious aka Sparkles]

In.

Mod*_*

[Qinella]

Let's make it a costume party. I'll wear my silk leopard boxers and paint whiskers on my face.

[flotsam]

[Qinella]

[Woland]

I'm in. Will speak English upon request.

If it's a costume event, I will be coming as Rutherford B. Hayes. I believe that dead ex-Presidents can perform weddings, saving you some costs.