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fruitcake



Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Location: shinchon

PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

not to stray from the topic, but I've put together a myspace for my band, but when I search for it, I'm told it doesn't exist. I made it a few days ago, so perhaps it takes a bit of time to get up and running? Any ideas?
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rumdiary



Joined: 05 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

fruitcake wrote:
not to stray from the topic, but I've put together a myspace for my band, but when I search for it, I'm told it doesn't exist. I made it a few days ago, so perhaps it takes a bit of time to get up and running? Any ideas?

Maybe your band broke up and didn't tell you
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daskalos



Joined: 19 May 2006
Location: The Road to Ithaca

PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mindmetoo wrote:
Check out Blair.

He's 39. He's monster fat. Hard to believe: he loves video games, Star Wars, and anime. His dream is to meet Captain Kirk. All the women on his friend's list are early 20something and skinny. Did I mention he's 39?

He intones:

"Too many people today are unable to grasp reality."

The reality is, Blair, you need to put down the Xbox game controller and donut and act your age.


Oh my god. You did notice, of course, that it's not Blair -- it's BlairTM

My favorite line, though, is "Too many people leave too much unsaid."

Not you, though, huh BlairTM. Might want to give it a try, though.
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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is wonderful:

http://www.myspace.com/litl_linda

Claims to be 14 and has had a threesome. Posts a photo of herself in her bra 'n' panties. Check the guys on her comment page:

The best is "America". Wow, a fat married christian man in a wheelchair trying to pick up a 14 year old girl on myspace with "hey baby can we get together".

Then there's Stan who is 50 years old and looks like he's done a lot of meth.

Check out David's comments. Who actually, in public, says he needs "to tap that tight shit again"

I'm thinking the girl is just a fake myspace account and David is a cop and trying to make it seem to fat christian perverts in wheel chairs like she'll go with anyone.

Here's another project for your web site Otis. Police myspace.
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cubanlord



Joined: 08 Jul 2005
Location: In Japan!

PostPosted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mindmetoo wrote:
This is wonderful:

http://www.myspace.com/litl_linda

Claims to be 14 and has had a threesome. Posts a photo of herself in her bra 'n' panties. Check the guys on her comment page:

The best is "America". Wow, a fat married christian man in a wheelchair trying to pick up a 14 year old girl on myspace with "hey baby can we get together".

Then there's Stan who is 50 years old and looks like he's done a lot of meth.

Check out David's comments. Who actually, in public, says he needs "to tap that tight *beep* again"

I'm thinking the girl is just a fake myspace account and David is a cop and trying to make it seem to fat christian perverts in wheel chairs like she'll go with anyone.

Here's another project for your web site Otis. Police myspace.


lol
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cubanlord



Joined: 08 Jul 2005
Location: In Japan!

PostPosted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahahhaha..i love the part that says high school student and income = 250,000 or higher.

LOL. Laughing
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Bulsajo



Joined: 16 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mindmetoo wrote:

Here's another project for your web site Otis. Police myspace.

Laughing
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Woland



Joined: 10 May 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

daskalos wrote:
mindmetoo wrote:
Check out Blair.

He's 39. He's monster fat. Hard to believe: he loves video games, Star Wars, and anime. His dream is to meet Captain Kirk. All the women on his friend's list are early 20something and skinny. Did I mention he's 39?

He intones:

"Too many people today are unable to grasp reality."

The reality is, Blair, you need to put down the Xbox game controller and donut and act your age.


Oh my god. You did notice, of course, that it's not Blair -- it's BlairTM

My favorite line, though, is "Too many people leave too much unsaid."

Not you, though, huh BlairTM. Might want to give it a try, though.


He also has two Dave's avatars on his page. People using them may want to reconsider as the cool factor has just gone way down.
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KumaraKitty



Joined: 09 Jan 2006
Location: Bucheon

PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 7:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The comments that creepy 14 year old left on creepy David's page make the whole thing even creepier!!
Ugh...CREEPY !!!!

Laughing
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mindmetoo wrote:
This is wonderful:

http://www.myspace.com/litl_linda

Claims to be 14 and has had a threesome. Posts a photo of herself in her bra 'n' panties. Check the guys on her comment page:

The best is "America". Wow, a fat married christian man in a wheelchair trying to pick up a 14 year old girl on myspace with "hey baby can we get together".

Then there's Stan who is 50 years old and looks like he's done a lot of meth.

Check out David's comments. Who actually, in public, says he needs "to tap that tight *beep* again"

I'm thinking the girl is just a fake myspace account and David is a cop and trying to make it seem to fat christian perverts in wheel chairs like she'll go with anyone.

Here's another project for your web site Otis. Police myspace.


DAMN dude! Laughing Laughing Laughing

That is some funny 싯!! That dude David who allegedly tapped it:



LOL!

Methface Stan, who has 3560 friends, has this to say:

I enjoy life to the fullest as thats the only way to be. I enjoy all types of music . As Im always around it doing my work at least part of it. Yes I have allot of people on my friends page and I have time to talk to each and every one of them . IM NOT SOMEONE THAT JUST ADDS NAMES AND NEVER TALKS TO PEOPLE GIVE ME A FN BREAK PEOPLE.if i ask you to be my friend please except as i dont ask to add too many friends I dont ask to add people and then never talk to them

How sweet!


Look at Lil' Linda's friend Hunni, though. Outrageously hot.
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djsmnc



Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Location: Dave's ESL Cafe

PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This site is more interesting:

http://www.mydeathspace.com/directory.aspx
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Merlyn



Joined: 08 Dec 2004
Location: Korea

PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yep, interesting site. Once you start reading, kind of hard to stop. Amazing the way some of these people died. Final Destination comes to mind. Girl is thrown from her car after hitting a truck, because she didn't have a seat belt. Another car hits her and drags her 300 feet, and so on. Girl has a car accident, gets out of her car and is hit by oncoming truck. Really sad. Some of these deaths were so senseless too. How do you ever get killed by a train when putting coins on the track to flatten them. I mean, well before the train ever comes, one would think this is when you would put the coins down. Anyway. Wow. A lot of shootings too.
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khyber



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Compunction Junction

PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
This is wonderful:
http://www.myspace.com/litl_linda
Claims to be 14 and has had a threesome. Posts a photo of herself in her bra 'n' panties. Check the guys on her comment page:
That girl is weird...funny stuff.
FAVOURITE quote!!!:
Quote:
Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area? : Nope, I am modest


Favorite STAN quote:
Quote:
if i ask you to be my friend please except as i dont ask to add too many friends I dont ask to add people and then never talk to them ...............STAN has 3568 friends.


I have come to the conclusion that the myspace messaging system is gay.
Gayer than Gaylord.
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 4:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ahh man.. I tried to click on Lil' Linda's profile to link it to a friend, and got this message:

Invalid Friend ID.
This user has either cancelled their membership, or their account has been deleted.



I wonder if this thread was somehow involved.
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juicyhumdinger



Joined: 03 Jan 2005

PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I feel so greasy
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