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[Qinella]

TP = Toilet Paper

Or any other kind of non-malicious vandalization?

I sure have. In high school, my friends and I did this a lot. Usually a group of about 15 people. We'd park down the street and sneak over, get in and out pretty fast.

There was a time when a woman from our church who was a really nasty beyotch was on vacation. So we went all out. Plastic forks and laundry detergent all over the yard, mustard designs on the driveway, one guy got on the roof and threw some shampoo bombs down the chimney. It was real bad. She found out who did it when she got back in town, but couldn't prove it, and man was she cold to us after that. My mom thought it was funny, so she drove by to look at it. The lady that lived there saw my mom parked out front laughing with my sister, and hated her thereafter.

Another time, we were rolling the house of this skank from school who my sister despised. While we were doing it, she ran outside with two guys that she was in the middle of effing. One of the guys was a tangential friend of mine who had a contest going with someone else to see how many girls they could bang before graduation. It got up to over 100 pretty quickly. Anyway, he and his friend were tag-teaming Angie and they all ran out. There was a showdown. Our posse fled at the mention of law, and the skank and her minions followed to my house. Angie wanted to fight my sister, but my sister is dainty and thus talked a lot of sade but didn't initiate fisticuffs. The two guys didn't really care, and wanted to get back to the rotisserie action.

Perhaps the most embarrassing time was when we rolled someone's house around 4am, and upon arriving back at the guy's house where we were staying the night, his parents were up waiting on us. They found out what we'd done and made us go to sleep, then woke us up at 6am (so like 1 hour of sleep) and drove us over to the house. We had to admit what we'd done and clean it up. It took nearly five hours with at least six guys working on it.

Our house got rolled several times. It was usually done pretty poorly, and thus was easy to clean. Maybe because our yard only had two trees which were both quite small.


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[Corporal]

Nope, but we did booby-trap our own property so that any would-be troublemakers got what was coming to them. That was fun.

[kermo]

What a strange post. Your narrative sounds like it's coming from a gleeful badass, not a thoughtful adult, especially the little side-story about "banging" the "skank." Not what I would have expected.

Our house was TPd. I remember cleaning it up, and trying to figure out what was so hilarious about doing that to someone else. My father strongly suspected some of his less mature, more playful students. He got them back though, no question. The next day, he came into class late and sadly told them that he had been at the hospital, looking after his daughter who had fallen off a ladder while trying to clean up the toilet paper. I'm pretty sure the culprits had a guilty fit, and my dad admitted the hoax.

[formerflautist]

My house got hit several times. Considering that I was pretty quiet in school and my sister was friends with some of the not-so-nice girls in school, I'm pretty sure they were getting revenge on her. I still had to help clean it up.

[flotsam]

The OP is clearly fabricated as its author lacks the strength to throw a roll of TP more than 36 inches over his head.

[Qinella]

[Qinella]

[the eye]

I founded the Remax Club in high school.

Our mission was to vandalize the yards and houses of the entire staff of teachers at our high school. Each Saturday night, 4 of my friends and I, would pile into my car with our equipment... T.P., mini ketchup packs, and soap bars.
We'd pick a random teacher, look up their address, and head over to their house. Our town was only of 18,000 people, so this was not difficult.
We'd not only T.P the trees in the yard, but the car as well...wrapped it up like a present. The ketchup was for the windsheild wipers.

The first time en-route , I pulled over to grab a Remax Real Estate agent's for 'FOR SALE' sign, and stick it on the front lawn before leaving.

The best part was listening to the teachers whine to each other about it on Monday mornings.

Not really proud of it, but it was so much fun at the time.

[VanIslander]

I've TP's someone passed out in a chair on Halloween. (Took him about three inebriated minutes to undo himself eventually, had used about eight rolls.)

As for homes... a few egg incidents, nothing more.

Does cow tipping count?

[JongnoGuru]

TP is and has always been a rare and valuable commodity in South Korea. We would never waste it like that. Besides, who lives in a "house"?

[billybrobby]

Yeah, me and my best friend used to roll houses all the time in middle school. And then we'd egg the house and try to pee somewhere funny. It's not easy peeing in a mailbox. The worst thing we ever did was we both took sh*ts on some family's front steps. Hahaha.

Then, a few years later we found out about booze and getting laid, and those days were over. When I go back home, I'm gonna roll some houses again. I just think the idea of a 25 year old man rolling a house is pretty funny.

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[bobbyhanlon]

my friends and i used to dip toilet paper in buckets of water to make clumps of soggy paper and fling them at peoples' houses. these would stick to the place and prove quite difficult to remove. another time (and i've no idea why we did this) we took some frozen sausages and posted them through the mail to a friend. his mother opened the parcel and thought they were severed human fingers, and called the police in a fit of hysterics.
my favourite was stealing peoples' garden gnomes; we collected about 30 of them and after we got bored with this, we arranged them all on top of the local war memorial the day before the commemoration service, having given them flags and little wooden rifles.

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[Horangi Munshin]

I had a friend in school who would put condoms over gnomes heads.