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otis
Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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| captain planet wrote: |
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Come now, darling, don't be coy.
One can't be a superhero every moment of the day.
Now march straight to the bedroom and put your cape and tights away in the closet.
It's time to take your loverboy out for a couple of drinks.
Are you paying this time? Or do we have to go Dutch again? |
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SuperFly
Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse
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| Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:00 am Post subject: |
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| otis wrote: |
| captain planet wrote: |
| who cares? |
I care about you, Captain Planet.
After all, you sound like a superhero.
Please care about me, Captain Planet!
Well, I know that you care about me!
And you know that I care about you, too!
So I don't feel alone
Against the weight of the stone
Now that I've found somewhere safe to sink my big bone....
And as every fool knows
A bigbill needs a home
A shelter...from ESL teachers gone mad!
Love me, Captain Planet.
Love me. |
This can be fun...
BigBill! Otis!! 
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Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are.
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are.
And when your hand is on your heart,
you're nearly a good laugh, almost a joker,
with your head down in the pig bin,
saying, " Keep on digging", pig stain on your fat chin.
What do you hope to find, when you're down in the pig mine?
You're nearly a laugh, you're nearly a laugh,
but you're really a cry |
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You know it's going to get harder, and harder and harder as you get older.
And in the end you'll pack up and fly down south,
hide your head in the sand,
just another sad old man,
all alone and dying of cancer.
And when you loose control, you'll reap the harvest you have sown.
And as the fear grows, the bad blood slows and turns to stone.
And it's too late to loose the weight you used to need to throw around.
So have a good drown as you go down, alone,
dragged down by the stone. |
Er... hey I know!
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Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerers of death's construction
In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds
Oh lord yeah! |
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pegpig
Joined: 10 May 2005
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| Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:14 am Post subject: |
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| Where is Beavis/Butthead? I'm having deja babo. |
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SuperFly
Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse
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| Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:48 am Post subject: |
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| Where is your sense of humor |
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pegpig
Joined: 10 May 2005
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| Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:53 am Post subject: |
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I think the wife took it. 
Actually I was referring to the babo of the moment - Otis. |
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SuperFly
Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse
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| Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:56 am Post subject: |
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ok, I knew that 
Be nice, we don't want to get singled out by him!
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Uriah Heap
This is a thing I have
Never known before
Its called easy livin
This is a place ive
Never seen before
And Ive been forgiven
Easy livin and Ive been forgiven
Since youve taken
Your place in my heart
Somewhere along the lonely road
I had tried to find you
Day after day on that windy road
I had walked behind you
Easy livin and Ive been forgiven
Since youve taken
Your place in my heart
Waiting, watching
Wishing my whole life away
Dreaming, thinking
Ready for my happy day
And some easy livin |
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otis
Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:51 pm Post subject: |
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I don't mind the sun sometimes
The innocence it shows
Well, I can taste you on my breath
and smell you in my clothes |
Name that tune! |
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SuperFly
Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse
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| Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 1:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Hint: Their hometown is Austin, Texas, no wait it could be San Antonio! |
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otis
Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 1:18 pm Post subject: |
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| SuperFly wrote: |
| Hint: Their hometown is Austin, Texas, no wait it could be San Antonio! |
That's right. The Butthole Surfers.
However, I'm too old for that crap--even though they are my age.
I like going to downtown Houma. It's historic. An old Cajun town.
There's a piano bar down there. I drink Guiness and single malt Scotch all night with my wife. I make the poor woman drive.
There's a little Fenian named Patrick (go figure) who plays a lot of Van Morrison.
I like that crap. Look how ugly I am, and yet my wife pretends to love me. She's a trooper.
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SuperFly
Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse
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| Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 1:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Otis, good looking kid. Be proud! |
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otis
Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 1:47 pm Post subject: |
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| SuperFly wrote: |
| Otis, good looking kid. Be proud! |
My name's really not Otis.
It's not bigbill.
It's Kevin.
It's just that I've been banned so many times, it's hard to come up with a new one that isn't already taken.
Otis? Man, I sound like some guy drunk on Muskatel. |
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captain planet
Joined: 18 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:23 am Post subject: |
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| does it bother you that you're a complete tool, or are you ok with it? |
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laogaiguk
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Location: somewhere in Korea
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| Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:27 am Post subject: |
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| otis wrote: |
I like that crap. Look how ugly I am, and yet my wife pretends to love me. She's a trooper.
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It's what's inside that counts Otis, and it's what's inside that really makes your wife a trooper |
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otis
Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 8:25 am Post subject: |
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| captain planet wrote: |
| does it bother you that you're a complete tool, or are you ok with it? |
I guess I'm ok with it.
I mean, we all have our roles, Captain Planet!
While you are out protecting the good citizens of metropolis, I'm being a tool.
Come now. We all can't be superheroes like you. |
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happeningthang
Joined: 26 Apr 2003
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| Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 8:27 am Post subject: |
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| laogaiguk wrote: |
| otis wrote: |
I like that crap. Look how ugly I am, and yet my wife pretends to love me. She's a trooper.
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It's what's inside that counts Otis, and it's what's inside that really makes your wife a trooper |
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