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Are You Disgusted...or Disgusting?
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captain planet



Joined: 18 Jul 2006

PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

so what you're telling me is that the reason you're in korea teaching 4th graders is that you've never matured past that level.
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otis



Joined: 02 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

captain planet wrote:
so what you're telling me is that the reason you're in korea teaching 4th graders is that you've never matured past that level.


That's right, Captain Planet. You've hit the nail right on the head, you did!

BTW, could you introduce me to Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent.

Those hunks are to die for!
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periwinkle



Joined: 08 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Otis, you look a bit like Kramer from Seinfeld!
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pegpig



Joined: 10 May 2005

PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 6:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm forever a skeptic when it comes to this guy. I'm sure that's not him or his kid. Isn't the kid 5 or something like that. This kid looks to be 10ish. I'm sure he wouldn't post his pic anywho.
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ChopChaeJoe



Joined: 05 Mar 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 7:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

neither.
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otis



Joined: 02 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

pegpig wrote:
I'm forever a skeptic when it comes to this guy. I'm sure that's not him or his kid. Isn't the kid 5 or something like that. This kid looks to be 10ish. I'm sure he wouldn't post his pic anywho.


Shows you what you know, Mr. Poopy-pants. That is my son and I at Seaworld getting ready to watch Shamu.

And I don't look like the guy from Seinfeld. In fact, I look like a young Richard Gere. I'm smoking hot.

Where is Captain Planet when I need him? I'm being accosted by hooligans, and he's out having a beer.

Captain Planet, if this behavior continues, the council might just decide to strip you of your super powers.
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pegpig



Joined: 10 May 2005

PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everytime I click on this thread I think of Eminem and 'without me'.
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otis



Joined: 02 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

pegpig wrote:
Everytime I click on this thread I think of Eminem and 'without me'.


You lost me there.
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ChopChaeJoe



Joined: 05 Mar 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread sucks.
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otis



Joined: 02 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ChopChaeJoe wrote:
This thread sucks.


But yet you keep reading it.

I think you might have a crush on me.

No problem, my friend. I'm easy. A nice dinner and couple of drinks...well, I'll be out of my pants in no time.
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pegpig



Joined: 10 May 2005

PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

otis wrote:
pegpig wrote:
Everytime I click on this thread I think of Eminem and 'without me'.


You lost me there.


But sometimes the shit just seems
everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting

nanananana
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Harpeau



Joined: 01 Feb 2003
Location: Coquitlam, BC

PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey Big Bill,

You and I go back about 9 1/2 years. Hanging out at the old Palomino with Jimmy Lee and the gang. Here is a pop quiz. Let me ask you, what was your favorite memory of coming in Korea?

a) on the stairway? b) on the gravel or c) on Texas Street in Pusan? d. Someplace else? e) None of the above? f) All of the above? g) Can't remember.
Play hard!
Cool Wink
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otis



Joined: 02 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Harpeau wrote:
Hey Big Bill,

You and I go back about 9 1/2 years. Hanging out at the old Palomino with Jimmy Lee and the gang. Here is a pop quiz. Let me ask you, what was your favorite memory of coming in Korea?

a) on the stairway? b) on the gravel or c) on Texas Street in Pusan? d. Someplace else? e) None of the above? f) All of the above? g) Can't remember.
Play hard!
Cool Wink


I remember the stairway and Texas Street.

I don't remember the gravel.

But none of that compares to a night in heaven I had the summer of that year.

It was like God throwing his faithful servant a bone.
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Harpeau



Joined: 01 Feb 2003
Location: Coquitlam, BC

PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
BB sez: It was like God throwing his faithful servant a bone.


So, tell all, my friend, tell all!!
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otis



Joined: 02 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 8:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Harpeau wrote:
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BB sez: It was like God throwing his faithful servant a bone.


So, tell all, my friend, tell all!!


Well, one night, I was wandering around Taejon.

I was in a pochon-mactcha (one of those orange tent dealies). I got kicked out of the orange tent and went to another orange tent.

I met a beautiful woman. She was about 5 feet tall and weighed about 100 pounds--most of which was her chest.

She fed me grapes.

Then she took me home and blew my...mind.

She was babe-i-l-cious. I salivate when I think about her. That's how nice she was. And liberal!

Listen. I'm a happily married man. This happened before I tied the knot. But I do enjoy the memory.
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