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Woland
Joined: 10 May 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:08 pm Post subject: Beloit list |
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Ready to feel old? It's time for the annual Beloit College culture list, letting the profs and other oldsters know about the incoming students' experience of the world. This year's list assumes that most of the Class of 2010 was born in 1988. Here's a little sample:
Members of the class of 2010, entering college this fall, were mostly born in 1988. For them: Billy Carter, Lucille Ball, Gilda Radner, Billy Martin, Andy Gibb, and Secretariat have always been dead.
1. The Soviet Union has never existed and therefore is about as scary as the student union.
2. They have known only two presidents.
9. A stained blue dress is as famous to their generation as a third-rate burglary was to their parents'.
15. They have never had to distinguish between the St. Louis Cardinals baseball and football teams.
23. Bar codes have always been on everything, from library cards and snail mail to retail items.
33. They have no idea why we needed to ask "...can we all get along?"
45. Green tea has always been marketed for health purposes.
My fave:
72. Richard M. Daley has always been the Mayor of Chicago.
For the full list, go to:
http://www.beloit.edu/%7Epubaff/mindset/2010.htm |
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Troll_Bait

Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:06 pm Post subject: Re: Beloit list |
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My Favorite:
70. They have always "dissed" what they don't like.
Scariest:
46. Public school officials have always had the right to censor school newspapers.
Runners-Up for Scariest:
55. They have always had access to their own credit cards.
32. Reality shows have always been on television. |
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:40 pm Post subject: |
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Soviet what? |
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crazylemongirl

Joined: 23 Mar 2003 Location: almost there...
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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they still have my list up |
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formerflautist

Joined: 30 May 2006
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:09 pm Post subject: |
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I looked at the list for the Class of 2002. Many of the things on the list for that year are wrong. Number 8, 10, 11, 13-17, 20-21, 27-28, 31-32, 36-38, 40, 42 are ones that I felt did not apply to me or people in my age group. |
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Demophobe

Joined: 17 May 2004
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:29 pm Post subject: |
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"Google" has always been a verb...
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Samantha

Joined: 20 Jul 2006 Location: Jinan-dong Hwaseong
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:35 pm Post subject: |
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That sucks they don't have my class. It only goes back to 2002. I'm not that old. I only want 2001. |
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ajgeddes

Joined: 28 Apr 2004 Location: Yongsan
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Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:40 am Post subject: |
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Although, I was the class of 2004, I had to look at 2003 because I am from Ontario. Damn 1981. |
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Woland
Joined: 10 May 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:36 am Post subject: |
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formerflautist wrote: |
I looked at the list for the Class of 2002. Many of the things on the list for that year are wrong. Number 8, 10, 11, 13-17, 20-21, 27-28, 31-32, 36-38, 40, 42 are ones that I felt did not apply to me or people in my age group. |
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