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		| laogaiguk 
 
  
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 Location: somewhere in Korea
 
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				|  Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:32 am    Post subject: Ajumma blitzkrieg |   |  
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				| I was waiting in the little building by the bus stop at E mart today when it started to downpour.  Now, this Emart is right beside a lot of rice fields.  All of the sudden, over 25 ajummas in hats and muddy gear climb over the bank and make a beeline for the little bus stop building.  I gave up my chair when I realized just how many of them there were.  They were coming in each side too, I was flanked on both sides.  They even camped out on the floor when there were no seats left.  It's me and 25 older ajummas in a small area, and I am just waiting for the bus   
 Anyways, the one next to me smiles and I catch out of the corner of my eye her eyeing my M&Ms, so I give her a handful (makes me feel a little better for all the times Koreans have given me food on the bus).  She smiles again.
 
 Then the bus arrives and I get on.
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		| Natebomb 
 
 
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				|  Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 4:30 am    Post subject: |   |  
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		| skinhead 
 
  
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				|  Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 5:00 am    Post subject: Re: Ajumma blitzkrieg |   |  
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	  | laogaiguk wrote: |  
	  | I was waiting in the little building by the bus stop at E mart today when it started to downpour.  Now, this Emart is right beside a lot of rice fields.  All of the sudden, over 25 ajummas in hats and muddy gear climb over the bank and make a beeline for the little bus stop building.  I gave up my chair when I realized just how many of them there were.  They were coming in each side too, I was flanked on both sides.  They even camped out on the floor when there were no seats left.  It's me and 25 older ajummas in a small area, and I am just waiting for the bus   
 Anyways, the one next to me smiles and I catch out of the corner of my eye her eyeing my M&Ms, so I give her a handful (makes me feel a little better for all the times Koreans have given me food on the bus).  She smiles again.
 
 Then the bus arrives and I get on.
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		| Qinella 
 
 
 Joined: 25 Feb 2005
 Location: the crib
 
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				|  Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 5:14 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| I thought you were in Japan?  Who am I thinking of.. (no not Satori) |  | 
	
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		| laogaiguk 
 
  
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				|  Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 5:16 am    Post subject: |   |  
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	  | Qinella wrote: |  
	  | I thought you were in Japan?  Who am I thinking of.. (no not Satori) |  
 Well, maybe I am???  Who knows what kind of superpowers these ajummas have?
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		| bignate 
 
  
 Joined: 30 Apr 2003
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				|  Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:15 am    Post subject: Re: Ajumma blitzkrieg |   |  
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	  | laogaiguk wrote: |  
	  | Anyways, the one next to me smiles and I catch out of the corner of my eye her eyeing my M&Ms, so I give her a handful (makes me feel a little better for all the times Koreans have given me food on the bus).  She smiles again.
 
 Then the bus arrives and I get on.
 |  You're lucky you gave up your M&Ms, I've seen them attack for much less.....
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		| Roch 
 
 
 Joined: 24 Apr 2003
 Location: Seoul
 
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				|  Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:19 am    Post subject: |   |  
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	  | Qinella wrote: |  
	  | I thought you were in Japan?  Who am I thinking of.. (no not Satori) |  
 Are you not the guy who fought, as Q put it....
 
 Good to know that you did not get taken away to North Korea.
 
 Yeah, that's the ticket, eh: Norks-as-Nigerians-cum-Ajumas.
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