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Woland
Joined: 10 May 2006
Location: Seoul
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There should really be a 'fight club' forum. That way when 2 morons decide to go at it, they can leave a perfectly good thread alone and 'step outside'. (Not that this was a perfectly good thread.)
Moron1: You're a moron.
Moron2: No, you're a moron.
M1: Oh yeah? You wanna step outside?
M2: Let's go big boy.
Then they head over to the 'fight club' forum to continue their bickering. Now, you might say they could just as easily do this scrapping via pm. Ah, but those who like to be spectators at fights wouldn't be able to watch then. With a 'fight club' forum, after they decide to take it outside, the crowd can follow them outside (just like the real world). And, if things suddenly turn really ugly, someone can break it up. I'm sure the mods would step in at the first sight of blood anyways.    |
In tribute to your first post on this thread, pegpig:
One time in Chicago, I was in a bar on Hollywood Ave., having a beer with friends. Suddenly, from out of the side room come two guys doing the whole "Y'wanna take it outside' thing, shoving each other towards the door. Well, they make it outside and a crowd of us follow to see the usual of a bar fight - two somewhat overserved guys wrestlin' about like they're each tryin' to get a pickle jar open until one of them stumbles off the curb and falls down. Friends intervene; fight over. I go back inside and go to the side room to ask someone sitting there what that was all about. "A chess game," he said. "They were playing chess and got in a fight!?," I said. "No," the guy said, "they were kibbitzing." |
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joyfulgirl
Joined: 05 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:16 am Post subject: |
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| everything i love is ugly, i mean, really...you'd be amazed. |
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endofthewor1d
Joined: 01 Apr 2003
Location: the end of the wor1d.
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| Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:17 am Post subject: |
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| everything i love is ugly, i mean, really...you'd be amazed. |
every post you make tonight is turning me on. |
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joyfulgirl
Joined: 05 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:20 am Post subject: |
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| joyfulgirl wrote: |
| everything i love is ugly, i mean, really...you'd be amazed. |
every post you make tonight is turning me on. |
i can tell. deep breaths, babe. |
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huffdaddy
Joined: 25 Nov 2005
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| Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:28 am Post subject: |
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| Woland wrote: |
In tribute to your first post on this thread, pegpig:
One time in Chicago, I was in a bar on Hollywood Ave.... |
One time in Chicago, I was in a bar on 35th Street. I see this guy drinking from my pitcher. Straight from my pitcher. I go up to him and tell him it's my pitcher. "You want me to buy you another pitcher?," he asks. "No, it was almost done anyways," I replied. "So, you want to take it outside?" he retorts. "No, that's not necessary," I respond. "So, you want me to buy you another pitcher?" he queries. "No, it's not a problem," I return. "So, you want to take it outside?" he pressed. "No, I'm fine," I answered. "So, you want another pitcher?" he pressed. "Yea, that'd be great," I conceded. |
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:46 am Post subject: |
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| Guri Guy wrote: |
Kind of ironic that someone with a name like Flotsam would accuse anyone of posting garbage. Having read some of your posts, it seems you live up to your name quite well there, old boy. 
4 results for: flotsam
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.0.1) - Cite This Source new!
flot‧sam /ˈflɒtsəm/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[flot-suhm] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
�noun
1. the part of the wreckage of a ship and its cargo found floating on the water. Compare jetsam, lagan.
2. material or refuse floating on water.
3. useless or unimportant items; odds and ends.
4. a vagrant, penniless population: the flotsam of the city slums in medieval Europe. |
Well, coming from you...
P.S. Holy crap! You've just now discovered my secret!! (And irony as well. ) Dude, with the way Qitty-Qat manhandles you up and down the ropes of the board, I recommend you stick to the shallow end of the pool.
Pro Tip: Yellow ain't always mellow. Winkity-wink-wink back at ya.
Pro Tip #2: Never go so far as to somehow fall on the same side of the thin red line as Jinju just to make a crack. I mean, really: do you want to be that guilty by association? |
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pegpig
Joined: 10 May 2005
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| Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:55 am Post subject: |
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| huffdaddy wrote: |
| One time in Chicago, I was in a bar on 35th Street. I see this guy drinking from my pitcher. Straight from my pitcher. I go up to him and tell him it's my pitcher. "You want me to buy you another pitcher?," he asks. "No, it was almost done anyways," I replied. "So, you want to take it outside?" he retorts. "No, that's not necessary," I respond. "So, you want me to buy you another pitcher?" he queries. "No, it's not a problem," I return. "So, you want to take it outside?" he pressed. "No, I'm fine," I answered. "So, you want another pitcher?" he pressed. "Yea, that'd be great," I conceded. |
That's funny. You gotta love a pushy drunk who wants to buy you drinks. As long as he's not drinking out of the same mug as you. Kinda reminds me of a drunk pal of mine about 20 years ago (gawd I'm aging fast ). One time near closing he decided it was a good idea to round up all the half-consumed bottles/pitchers/mugs/whathaveyou and drink for free. At the time I thot it a bit much for me. Nowadays - YIKES!!! |
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pegpig
Joined: 10 May 2005
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| Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:56 am Post subject: |
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| joyfulgirl wrote: |
| endofthewor1d wrote: |
| joyfulgirl wrote: |
| everything i love is ugly, i mean, really...you'd be amazed. |
every post you make tonight is turning me on. |
i can tell. deep breaths, babe. |
Earlier I had suggested a 'fight club' forum.
Perhaps it's time for a 'makeout' forum. |
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Guri Guy
Joined: 07 Sep 2003
Location: Bamboo Island
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| Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:05 pm Post subject: |
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| P.S. Holy crap! You've just now discovered my secret!! (And irony as well. Rolling Eyes) Dude, with the way Qitty-Qat manhandles you up and down the ropes of the board, I recommend you stick to the shallow end of the pool. |
You ride the short bus don't you Grimace?
As far as your infatuation with Q goes, I think Cubanlord said it best in the "How Hawt are you?" thread:
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How studly: flotsam at 5000 meters in Ladakh. Now go find the photos of bladdered flotsam at the Dave's gathering if you like. But don't repost it: it's not flattering flotsam by far.
P.S. You may want to think about what it means to have Q as a "boy".
"Y..M..C..A..."
He gonna ride you like the mule you are! Yeeeeeeeeee-haw! |
I mean, if you are gay, it's ok. I am sure Q is very openminded. I am sure he could "manhandle" you if you asked him nicely. |
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:04 am Post subject: |
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How studly: flotsam at 5000 meters in Ladakh. Now go find the photos of bladdered flotsam at the Dave's gathering if you like. But don't repost it: it's not flattering flotsam by far.
P.S. You may want to think about what it means to have Q as a "boy".
"Y..M..C..A..."
He gonna ride you like the mule you are! Yeeeeeeeeee-haw! |
I mean, if you are gay, it's ok. I am sure Q is very openminded. I am sure he could "manhandle" you if you asked him nicely. |
Sad, blonde, little, sunburned boob: That was a self-deprecating flotsam writing about himself at first, and then referring to the affair between the mule and the qat.
Reading, truly, is, fundamental. |
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pegpig
Joined: 10 May 2005
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| Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:07 am Post subject: |
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| flotsam wrote: |
| Reading, truly, is, fundamental. |
As is getting out. Good lord. 500 posts a month!?!? |
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Guri Guy
Joined: 07 Sep 2003
Location: Bamboo Island
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| Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:35 am Post subject: |
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| Glad you like the qat. Good luck with that. I'll take the sunburn from actually experiencing the outdoors thanks. |
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:22 am Post subject: |
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| pegpig wrote: |
| flotsam wrote: |
| Reading, truly, is, fundamental. |
As is getting out. Good lord. 500 posts a month!?!? |
See, this is what happens when the prolish disgruntled don't complete a comprehensive study of my oeuvre before attempting a rise above their positions: always comes off as a sad sample of projection.
Whereas, I, am on a mission.
Bravo your life, pee-pee. I, at least, have faith in you. |
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pegpig
Joined: 10 May 2005
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| Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 12:10 pm Post subject: |
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| flotsam wrote: |
See, this is what happens when the prolish disgruntled don't complete a comprehensive study of my oeuvre before attempting a rise above their positions: always comes off as a sad sample of projection.
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wtf? I'm not Polish and why the hell would I want to study your eggs, let alone look at them? Then there's some crap about my erection? That's sick. You need more help than I thot. |
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 12:15 pm Post subject: |
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| pegpig wrote: |
| You need more help than I thot. |
Conceded. |
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