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Can you beat my new push-up record?

 
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VirginIslander



Joined: 24 May 2006
Location: Busan

PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:15 am    Post subject: Can you beat my new push-up record? Reply with quote

1,000 push-ups in 55 minutes.

Its easy if you do 100 every 5 minutes. First minute: 30, rest twenty seconds, 20. Second minute: rest. Third minute: 30, rest twenty seconds, 20. Fouth and Fifth minute: rest. After 500. Rest for 5 minutes.

My friend, who is a boxer in the states, can do 10 sets of 100 push ups in less than a half an hour.

Raise the bar.
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Zyzyfer



Joined: 29 Jan 2003
Location: who, what, where, when, why, how?

PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, I can't.
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coldcrush



Joined: 02 Apr 2004
Location: melbourne.... Posts: 1

PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just did a 1001 in 54 minutes.

Any one beat that?
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laogaiguk



Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Location: somewhere in Korea

PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mine is 9 inches. Oh, sorry, wrong pissing contest!
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captain kirk



Joined: 29 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

'Can you beat my new push up record?'.

Thought you were talking about a bra. Kind of disappointing, actually...
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Yeolchae



Joined: 24 Aug 2006

PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

These guys probably did:

http://www.recordholders.org/en/list/pushups-hour.html
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had a couple of friends back in high school who had an ejaculate javelin contest. They stood in two adjacent stalls, then gave it their best! The winner, Derek, beat Josh's measly 1-footer with a nearly 4-foot clearance. That's got nothing on me -- I can hit the ceiling.

Oh, wrong pissing contest.
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 6:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Qinella wrote:
I had a couple of friends back in high school who had an ejaculate javelin contest. They stood in two adjacent stalls, then gave it their best! The winner, Derek, beat Josh's measly 1-footer with a nearly 4-foot clearance. That's got nothing on me -- I can hit the ceiling.

Oh, wrong pissing contest.


Stick to TP.
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eamo



Joined: 08 Mar 2003
Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 6:21 am    Post subject: Re: Can you beat my new push-up record? Reply with quote

VirginIslander wrote:
1,000 push-ups in 55 minutes.

Its easy if you do 100 every 5 minutes. First minute: 30, rest twenty seconds, 20. Second minute: rest. Third minute: 30, rest twenty seconds, 20. Fouth and Fifth minute: rest. After 500. Rest for 5 minutes.

My friend, who is a boxer in the states, can do 10 sets of 100 push ups in less than a half an hour.

Raise the bar.


Having a kegger anytime? Wanna go beat up some nerds?

BTW. I can do 1001 push up's in 54 minutes.
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dulouz



Joined: 04 Feb 2003
Location: Uranus

PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 6:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, I can't.
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VirginIslander



Joined: 24 May 2006
Location: Busan

PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK
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VanIslander



Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!

PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's amazing what can be done when one is a Virgin. Wink
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rocklee



Joined: 04 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

laogaiguk wrote:
Mine is 9 inches. Oh, sorry, wrong pissing contest!


I actually laughed at this Laughing
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