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krisinkorea
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Location: Not too far from Seoul
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 Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:20 am Post subject: EASIEST WAY TO BORE YOUR SPOUSE |
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What is:
THE EASIEST WAY TO BORE YOUR SPOUSE AND GET DIVORCED IN 5 YEARS?? |
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JongnoGuru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep
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| Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:23 am Post subject: |
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| Register on Dave's ESL Cafe? |
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krisinkorea
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Location: Not too far from Seoul
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| Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:32 am Post subject: |
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| LMFAO |
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krisinkorea
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Location: Not too far from Seoul
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| Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 11:25 am Post subject: |
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| Don't let the thread die. This could be a forum for useful info. |
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JZer
Joined: 13 Jan 2005
Location: South Korea
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| Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Maybe if you actually talk to her, you will bore her. Or if you actually stay home instead of working all day. Then she has to converse with you instead of playing golf all day or meeting her secret lover. |
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crazykiwi
Joined: 07 Jun 2003
Location: new zealand via daejeon
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| Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 2:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Explain to her the rules of cricket. start with the exciting, fast paced styles of the one day game, then get into the minute, intricate details of the 5 day game. first start with colour schemes. Explain why they wear all white................5 years later, after divorce court, head down the pub after a game of twilight cricket, now THERES a game thats needs a few beers to explain! |
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Mashimaro
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: location, location
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| Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:10 pm Post subject: |
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| Start every other sentence with 'In Canada..." |
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poet13
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.
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| Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:26 pm Post subject: |
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"Start every other sentence with 'In Canada...""
And start the remaining sentences with, "I". |
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tomato
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.
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| Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:42 pm Post subject: |
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Easy.
Enroll her in a foreign language course with a Korean teacher. |
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flakfizer
Joined: 12 Nov 2004
Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.
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| Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 6:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Don't try so hard. Just be yourself. It'll all work out. |
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riley
Joined: 08 Feb 2003
Location: where creditors can find me
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| Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:08 pm Post subject: |
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Start sentences with "Back in the U.S. "
Or "I wish I could have ....'
Explain to her the differences between Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, Star Wars, and Babylon 5 and why one is superior to the other.
If that doesn't work, tell her about the various permutations of Star Trek and why Captain Picard is far better than any of the other captains. |
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JongnoGuru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep
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| Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 8:41 pm Post subject: |
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Seeing as how everyone else is taking this plea for advice so seriously...
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| Maybe if you actually talk to her, you will bore her. Or if you actually stay home instead of working all day. Then she has to converse with you instead of playing golf all day or <--AND meeting her secret lover. |
Off-topic, but this is exactly what happened to a Korean friend of mine last year. But he wasn't staying at home all day, he worked while his wife was out learning about swings, strokes, woods, gripping the shaft, balls, twosomes, the odd threesome, mixed foursomes, sweet spots, and even the dreaded shag bag.
Now he's married to a sweet & hot young Mongolian girl who wouldn't know 9-iron from a mashie-niblick, who knows so little about the game that whenever you mention Tiger Woods, she goes and fetches her rifle. He sold his business and now they manages a big restaurant in.... right, Jongno-gu.
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| Explain to her the differences between Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, Star Wars, and Babylon 5 and why one is superior to the other. |
I'm not even married to you, but after reading that I'm dead bored and want a divorce. |
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drkalbi
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
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| Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 9:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Start every conversation with: " In Japan......" |
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hogwonguy1979
Joined: 22 Dec 2003
Location: the racoon den
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| Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:40 pm Post subject: |
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| with mine, talk about sports all the time. she hates me during football season |
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animalbirdfish
Joined: 04 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 11:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Hold on a second. I'm in the middle of farting "Ride of the Valkyries" for her. I'll get back to you all when I'm finished. |
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