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What disease would you choose?

 
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drumpounder



Joined: 20 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:17 am    Post subject: What disease would you choose? Reply with quote

We all know that we wouldn't want to be stricken with a terrible disease. However, if you could have any disease you choose, which would it be?
Me...I would choose Tourettes Syndrome. You could curse and swear, make all kinds of bizarre disgusting noises and then listen to people express their sympathy toward your plight! How cool would that be?
Just keep tapping your medic alert bracelet that denotes your affliction. Wink

Before some of you get too wound up, this is in fun. I know firsthand the terror of near death, having spent the summer of my 17'th year in the hospital due to an extremely rare heart disease. Once I had stepped back from the brink it turned out to be a great summer. The nurses spoiled me rotten. God love and bless nurses.
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Wrench



Joined: 07 Apr 2005

PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Autistic savant




I'd give up my right gonad to be like Daniel Tammet.


Nuff said.
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SPINOZA



Joined: 10 Jun 2005
Location: $eoul

PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 1:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

They say alcoholism is a disease (so too presumably is heroin addiction, coke, cigarette addicition etc - complete b0llocks then basically) so I'll choose that - get totally mashed 25/8 until you die.
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Moldy Rutabaga



Joined: 01 Jul 2003
Location: Ansan, Korea

PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd pick a sexually transmitted disease-- and one that's difficult to contract. Cool

Ken:>
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