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[Qinella]

In this thread, every response needs to be funny by my standards. That's the only rule. If you make a response that isn't funny, I will personall dispatch a Patchy over to your apartment to debate you.

Okay, I'll start:


banana peel

[doggyji]

KIN

[HapKi]

My wife told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd
have to quit.

Then I caught her spending: $65.00 on make-up, $150
for a cut & color, $30 for a manicure, $40 for a pedicure,
$50 on vitamins, $300 on clothes and $600 for a gym membership.

I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.
She said she needed it to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

(HaHa...funny)

[LL Moonmanhead]

Hopefully this video is funny enough for you.

http://www.break.com/index/kid_almost_falls_out_of_ride.html

[seoulsucker]

What has two legs and bleeds all over the place?
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Half a cat.

[The Chewbacca Defense]

Something funny~



Korean Logic

[Paji eh Wong]

Chase me ladies, I'm in the cavalry.

[Delirium's Brother]

One day, a lion and a mouse are sitting at the bar of their favourite `watering hole' having a couple of pints, when a giraffe walks in and sits down at one of the tables. The mouse looks over his shoulder at the giraffe and then turns to the lion and says,

"Look over there at that giraffe there--isn't she the most beautiful creature on God's Green Earth?"

The lion looks over too, and then turns to the mouse and says, "Well, I don't know. I guess she's fine, if that's what you're into."

But the mouse protests, "No you don't understand, look at her beautiful eyelashes and that elegant neck. I think that I'm in love."

So then the lion says to him, "Well, if you feel that way why don't you just go over there and talk to her?"

But then the mouse quakes, "I couldn't do that I'm far too shy. I'm a mouse for Godsakes, not a lion"

So the lion replies, "Well I have a cure for that," and he calls the bartender over and orders the mouse three shots of tequilla.

The mouse downs the tequilla, hops off his bar stool, goes over to the giraffe's table and strikes up a conversation. Shortly after, they leave together.

The next day, the lion is in the bar having a pint, and the mouse staggers in. He tries to hop up on his bar stool, but he doesn't have the strength to make it, so the lion helps him up.

"You look like crap," delcares the lion.

"Ya man, I'm totally beat," responds the mouse.

"Well what happened to you last night, how did your date go, was it a `train-wreck'?" asks the lion.

"No, it went fine," groans the mouse, "I made out like a bandit, and now she thinks that I'm the `King of the Beasts.'"

"So then what's the problem," demands the lion.

"No problem at all, I guess," sighs the mouse, "it just between the kissing and the f*cking I must have run six thousand miles."

[Alias]

There once was a man from Pawtucket, whose.........

[Mashimaro]

korea - hub of asia

[animalbirdfish]

[Qinella]

This was me on my first real field trip.




Some say early exposure to sexuality at a young age can have mental adverse effects on a youngster's mind. I disagree. Seems I turned out okay.



My sparring partner, Arthur.

[The Chewbacca Defense]

Watch a movie called "Bottoms Up"...It has Jay is it from the Kevin Smith movies AND AND AND Paris Hilton. It's the best movie ever!

[SPINOZA]

very good (and brief) 'Usual Suspects' parody, starring Kevin Spacey: http://youtube.com/watch?v=l3B4e80SuSQ

[Tiberious aka Sparkles]

Turkey bacon.

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