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inspector gadget



Joined: 11 Apr 2003
Location: jeollanam-do in the boonies
PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:02 pm    Post subject: rubbing it in - sarcasm Reply with quote
One ot my Kteaching friends has asked me this question.

What are some sarcastic, humerous phrases to use when you see someone that is currently in trouble or hurting,

Ie: you have a bunch of candy but you won't share, you eat them all and then have a stomach ache, someone walks by and says........

Ie: a student is sitting in the hallway on there knees with hands over thier head, another teacher walks bye and says........

Thanks a bunch for your help
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gang ah jee



Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: city of paper
PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
A Nelson Muntz 'HA HA!' is most appropriate in these situations, I believe.
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semphoon



Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Location: Where Nowon is
PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:24 pm    Post subject: Re: rubbing it in - sarcasm Reply with quote
inspector gadget wrote:
One ot my Kteaching friends has asked me this question.

What are some sarcastic, humerous phrases to use when you see someone that is currently in trouble or hurting,

Ie: you have a bunch of candy but you won't share, you eat them all and then have a stomach ache, someone walks by and says........


...want some candy? ...does the candy taste sweet now?

inspector gadget wrote:
Ie: a student is sitting in the hallway on there knees with hands over thier head, another teacher walks bye and says........


......are you doing yoga? ....are you looking for money? ....I think when you pray, you are supposed to join your hands. .... so are you the teachers pet today?
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the eye



Joined: 29 Jan 2004
PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
www.sarcasmsociety.com
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Boodleheimer



Joined: 10 Mar 2006
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
a la JD ("Scrubs"): so's your face.
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khyber



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I wonder what to do when, in my badminton club, some as$$ laughs at me for flubbing up.
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Boodleheimer



Joined: 10 Mar 2006
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
wow, laughing at someone for making a mistake. that's so high-brow. and classy, too. i bet you'll be hip-deep in p*ssy after that remark. why not throw in an "American Idol" reference, too, to hit it at its peak.
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daskalos



Joined: 19 May 2006
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 10:11 pm    Post subject: Re: rubbing it in - sarcasm Reply with quote
inspector gadget wrote:
Ie: you have a bunch of candy but you won't share, you eat them all and then have a stomach ache, someone walks by and says........


If you're going to puke, try to make it to the trash can.

inspector gadget wrote:
Ie: a student is sitting in the hallway on there knees with hands over thier head, another teacher walks bye and says.....


Some kids will do anything to keep from learning a new verb.
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Juregen



Joined: 30 May 2006
PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
"sucks to be you" always hits home

but then the word suck is not appreciated ...
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Kimchieluver



Joined: 02 Mar 2005
PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 12:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
At my middle school when a kid is in front of the teachers room on his knees and hands up, I always laugh and say "napayo". They usually smile though.
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HydePark



Joined: 23 Aug 2006
Location: Korea
PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:35 am    Post subject: Re: rubbing it in - sarcasm Reply with quote
inspector gadget wrote:

a student is sitting in the hallway on their knees with hands over thier head, another teacher walks bye and says........

...is that how we're greeting each other now?

or
...comfortable?

or
...so that's how you'd look with no legs.

or
...who let the smurf in here?

or...yes? Do you have a question? You have your hand up.
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Boodleheimer



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:11 pm    Post subject: Re: rubbing it in - sarcasm Reply with quote