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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:56 am    Post subject: My body's doin' something weird... Reply with quote
My lower right side keeps twitching, sort of like a muscle spasm. I think it's my intestines, but for all I know it could be my pancreas, liver, etc. No pain, but it's a little disturbing because it's been going on non-stop for the past 2 days.

Any guesses?

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Boodleheimer



Joined: 10 Mar 2006
Location: working undercover for the Man
PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
you're pregnant.
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The evil penguin



Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:31 am    Post subject: Re: My body's doin' something weird... Reply with quote
Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:
My lower right side keeps twitching, sort of like a muscle spasm. I think it's my intestines, but for all I know it could be my pancreas, liver, etc. No pain, but it's a little disturbing because it's been going on non-stop for the past 2 days.

Any guesses?

_*_


coming from a medical background... i'd say its definitely a classic case of consumed kimchi mutating into a wriggling jiggling new life form.... nothing to worry about.... happens all the time... Best to kill it with soju ASAP howeevr
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006
PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:42 am    Post subject: Re: My body's doin' something weird... Reply with quote
The evil penguin wrote:
Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:
My lower right side keeps twitching, sort of like a muscle spasm. I think it's my intestines, but for all I know it could be my pancreas, liver, etc. No pain, but it's a little disturbing because it's been going on non-stop for the past 2 days.

Any guesses?

_*_


coming from a medical background... i'd say its definitely a classic case of consumed kimchi mutating into a wriggling jiggling new life form.... nothing to worry about.... happens all the time... Best to kill it with soju ASAP howeevr


Pro-Choice scum.
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The evil penguin



Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:45 am    Post subject: Re: My body's doin' something weird... Reply with quote
flotsam wrote:
The evil penguin wrote:
Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:
My lower right side keeps twitching, sort of like a muscle spasm. I think it's my intestines, but for all I know it could be my pancreas, liver, etc. No pain, but it's a little disturbing because it's been going on non-stop for the past 2 days.

Any guesses?

_*_


coming from a medical background... i'd say its definitely a classic case of consumed kimchi mutating into a wriggling jiggling new life form.... nothing to worry about.... happens all the time... Best to kill it with soju ASAP howeevr


Pro-Choice scum.


Oh I don't know.... not neccessarily.... Maybe sparkley boy didn't actually choose to have the kimchi mutate the way it did.... Mutated kimchi has a mind of it's own you know... (unlike many of the students who actually eat the stuff....)
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
KWhitehead wrote:
you're pregnant.


Assa!

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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006
PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:
KWhitehead wrote:
you're pregnant.


Assa!

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Keep it!

Don't listen to a penguin's advice on matters of faith.
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The evil penguin



Joined: 24 May 2003
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
flotsam wrote:
Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:
KWhitehead wrote:
you're pregnant.


Assa!

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Keep it!

Don't listen to a penguin's advice on matters of faith.


You'll regret it....

Ingested mutated kimchi never results in happy endings..... The relationship will never last..... it will always ALWAYS end messily.... (hopefully in a stall with full paper dispenser....)

Kill it i say.... before it develops the ability to teach ESL and take our jobs...... (not exactly my job anymore.... but it sounds more dramatic that way.....)

Destroy the mutant kimchi before we all end up working in dunkin donut-uh.....
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Boodleheimer



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
it'll burst out in a bloody mess if you're pregnant or if you've got an alien spawn. just be prepared.
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The evil penguin



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
KWhitehead wrote:
it'll burst out in a bloody mess if you're pregnant or if you've got an alien spawn. just be prepared.


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Guri Guy



Joined: 07 Sep 2003
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Guilt from being a recruiter? Wink
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captain kirk



Joined: 29 Jan 2003
PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Muscle cramp from sleeping on the cool floor. A hip located version of a cramp/pain in the neck.
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shevek



Joined: 29 Jul 2003
PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
You probably need potassium. That's what I'm usually lacking when I start to twitch. Eat a yam or a banana every day until it stops.
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Thunndarr



Joined: 30 Sep 2003
PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
shevek wrote:
You probably need potassium. That's what I'm usually lacking when I start to twitch. Eat a yam or a banana every day until it stops.


Rubbish. Take yam or banana suppositories hourly until it stops. For best results, continue this process, hourly, for one week.
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Guri Guy wrote:
Guilt from being a recruiter? Wink


Falling asleep on a matress stuffed with money usually takes care of that.

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