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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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 Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:00 am Post subject: Crayfish Attack? You decide... |
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Someone threw a shellfish at me as I was returning home this evening. Thing pinched me on the chest something fierce.
So, do you think it's because I'm handsomely Caucasian?
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:37 am Post subject: |
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| You're lucky the thing didn't latch on to your rat tail and cinch it off. You need a haircut, hippie. |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:55 am Post subject: |
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I call phoney on this one.
Crayfish are known as crawdads everywhere real English is spoken--and they are known to have a thing for nipples. If a crawdad latched on to his nipples, he wouldn't be here posting.
Wrong name, no mention of nipples. Troll. |
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:04 am Post subject: |
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Well, see here now.
When you go crabbin' down the shore, what you do now is take some fish or chicken and leave it outside overnight so that it gets a bit stinky so that them little crabs' olfactory organs get all stimulated-like and they rush on over to the end of your dropline ignorin' all the other rottin' stuff down on the seabed. Yep, the worse it smells, the better your chances, uh-huh. In fact, I often stuff the fish or chicken with peanut butter and gorgonzola before leaving it out.
Peeeeee-heeeeeeeew. Phew. Does it ever stink. It smells almost as bad as a beer-guzzlin, pringles-munchin, sweaty non-shower takin', lazyass Canadian recruiter with a kimchi-spawn alien fetus in his belly, it does. But it sure attracts them crabs and gets'em all a clampin' and snappin'. Sure does.
Oh, I'm sorry. What was the question again? |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:08 am Post subject: |
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Not THOSE kind of crabs, Mr. flotsam. You are projecting again.
I think we have discussed this with you before.
[STD does not always mean Standard Time Differential. We have gone over this before during therapy.]
PS: According to my calculations, you should be sound asleep during your lecture on (*&%)_&%# during the Middle Ages. |
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dulouz
Joined: 04 Feb 2003
Location: Uranus
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:26 am Post subject: |
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No, this is wrong. Unlike the people in San Francisco, I have actually been amongst the people that grow them on farms unlike the elites that watch "The Beverly Hillbillies" and then consider themselves enlightend. Our Cajun citizens call them "mud bugs". Miwdwesterners all them "crawfish". |
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:07 pm Post subject: |
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Not THOSE kind of crabs, Mr. flotsam. You are projecting again.
I think we have discussed this with you before.
[STD does not always mean Standard Time Differential. We have gone over this before during therapy.]
PS: According to my calculations, you should be sound asleep during your lecture on (*&%)_&%# during the Middle Ages. |
No class on Fridays, thank you.
Also, your jab takes liberties with the narrative, and is therefore dismissed. With mild to middling prejudice. |
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lastat06513
Joined: 18 Mar 2003
Location: Sensus amo Caesar , etiamnunc victus amo uni plebian
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:13 pm Post subject: |
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Hahahahahahahahahaha.......~!
~~~This thread reminds me of the times when me and my friends would sit in the street in the center of the top of hooker hill and just watch the madness and mayhem that occurred at the bottom...
Purely classic "Dave's" |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:55 pm Post subject: |
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Recent photograph of William Miller aka Tiberious aka Sparkles _*_ from behind.
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Hollywoodaction
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:56 pm Post subject: Re: Crayfish Attack? You decide... |
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| Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote: |
Someone threw a shellfish at me as I was returning home this evening. Thing pinched me on the chest something fierce.
So, do you think it's because I'm handsomely Caucasian?
_*_ |
You'd have an interesting story if it was about someone giving you the crabs. |
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adventureman
Joined: 18 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Did the claw part attach itself to your nipple and dangle there for a few seconds? |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:42 pm Post subject: |
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| adventureman wrote: |
| Did the claw part attach itself to your nipple and dangle there for a few seconds? |
Yep. That sonuvabitch nurpled me.
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SuperFly
Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse
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| Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:39 am Post subject: |
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John Lennon ("Help") on crayfish:
Help! You know I crabbed somebody
Help! Not just anybody
Help! You know I crabbed someone!
HELP! (and now they've crabbed me back)
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never crabbed anybody at all in any way
But now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
My crabbyness seems to vanish in the haze
Help me if you can I'm being crabbed
And I never would have crabbed if I'd get crabbed
in reurn
Help me get my crab off of my .....
Won't you please, please help me!
Help me, help me? |
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Troll_Bait
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)
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| Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:37 pm Post subject: |
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| flotsam wrote: |
Peeeeee-heeeeeeeew. Phew. Does it ever stink. It smells almost as bad as a beer-guzzlin, pringles-munchin, sweaty non-shower takin', lazyass Canadian recruiter with a kimchi-spawn alien fetus in his belly, it does. But it sure attracts them crabs and gets'em all a clampin' and snappin'. Sure does.
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He's a recruiter? Just when I thought that he couldn't go any lower ...
Derrek's_Supersecret_Sock (>.<);;; |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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| flotsam wrote: |
Peeeeee-heeeeeeeew. Phew. Does it ever stink. It smells almost as bad as a beer-guzzlin, pringles-munchin, sweaty non-shower takin', lazyass Canadian recruiter with a kimchi-spawn alien fetus in his belly, it does. But it sure attracts them crabs and gets'em all a clampin' and snappin'. Sure does.
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He's a recruiter? |
I prefer the term "slavemaster," thank you.
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