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Dan The Chainsawman

Joined: 05 May 2005
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:53 pm Post subject: Dear England, Please explain Cliff Richards? |
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| What is the story with that fellow, and why does he seem to be the butt of so many jokes? |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Location: Seoul, South Korea
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:36 pm Post subject: Re: Dear England, Please explain Cliff Richards? |
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| There's more than one? Mein gott!! |
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Wangja

Joined: 17 May 2004 Location: Seoul, Yongsan
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:39 pm Post subject: |
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| 'Tis not merely of jokes of which he is the butt .... |
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Dan The Chainsawman

Joined: 05 May 2005
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:47 pm Post subject: |
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| God almighty! I am reading some of Tony Hawk's books and he brings up Cliff Richards! What did the man dooo? |
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tiger fancini

Joined: 21 Mar 2006 Location: Testicles for Eyes
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butlerian

Joined: 04 Sep 2006 Location: Korea
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:05 pm Post subject: |
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Cliff RicharD...no S. But hey, I dont wanna defend him  |
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Hyeon Een

Joined: 24 Jun 2005
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:03 am Post subject: |
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He's a British institution. He sand classics like "We're all Going on a Summer Holiday" and "Forever a bachelor boy". He's still a bachelor, but thats because he doesn't like women in that way.
When Elvis started they called him "The American Cliff Richard". |
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JongnoGuru

Joined: 25 May 2004 Location: peeing on your doorstep
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:19 am Post subject: |
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The acts with the most aggregate time spent on the British record charts:
Current rankings:
1. Elvis Presley (2,574 weeks)
2. Cliff Richard (1,982)
3. Queen (1,755)
4. The Beatles (1,749)
5. Madonna (1,660)
6. Elton John (1,626) |
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ed4444

Joined: 12 Oct 2004
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:48 am Post subject: |
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| Cliff is a living dinosaur. Its just that the meteorite didn't kill him and now evolution has bypassed him. |
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Dan The Chainsawman

Joined: 05 May 2005
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:46 am Post subject: |
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| So basically he is a gay version of Elvis with an English accent? |
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Moldy Rutabaga

Joined: 01 Jul 2003 Location: Ansan, Korea
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:50 am Post subject: |
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Now, now, do the British ask the Americans to explain Bon Jovi? Or for the Canadians to justify Bryan Adams?
Ken:> |
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TheRecruiter
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:26 am Post subject: |
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Yeah, he's a hard-core christian, anti-porn campaigning, possibly homosexual, 60s+ rock star
.... get it now ? |
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hogwonguy1979

Joined: 22 Dec 2003 Location: the racoon den
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:35 am Post subject: |
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he had a couple of US top 40 hits in the mid 70's I remember one "Devil Woman"
Wonder if he and Gilbert O'Sullivan are married yet |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Location: Seoul, South Korea
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:42 am Post subject: |
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| Well now he did write the theme to the Young Ones. |
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Dan The Chainsawman

Joined: 05 May 2005
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:57 am Post subject: |
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| Moldy Rutabaga wrote: |
Now, now, do the British ask the Americans to explain Bon Jovi? Or for the Canadians to justify Bryan Adams?
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I don't want you to justify the man. I just want to figure out why he is made fun of in some of the books I have read recently by British authors.
Bon Jovi can be explained easily. He is actually a Canadian disgused as an American. |
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