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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:27 am    Post subject: I'm so impressed with myself Reply with quote

Just now, while slightly soju-addled, I attempted to brush my teeth with my left hand, while reaching with my right hand to the back of my neck to untie the double knot on my necklace. It was a long-shot, but I succeeded! Jay Leno, here I come.

What's your special talent?
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very impressive!

What's my special talent? Tonight I've procrasted nearly 2 hours on the work I have to do. Reminds me of the college years when I'd put off my 10-page reports until 2am the morning they were due.
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djsmnc



Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Location: Dave's ESL Cafe

PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can click my hammer toes and make people say "What the hell is that?"
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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 9:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can say the alphabet backwards.
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Smee



Joined: 24 Dec 2004
Location: Jeollanam-do

PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 9:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can put stacks of cions on my elbow and catch them in my hand.

My students are impressed.
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mithridates



Joined: 03 Mar 2003
Location: President's office, Korean Space Agency

PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 9:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

After nine months of effort I've gone from barely being able to touch my toes to being able to do the splits. 앗싸!
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blaseblasphemener



Joined: 01 Jun 2006
Location: There's a voice, keeps on calling me, down the road, that's where I'll always be

PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can whistle the Korean national anthem. The kids love it. Great song by the way.
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Smee



Joined: 24 Dec 2004
Location: Jeollanam-do

PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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After nine months of effort I've gone from barely being able to touch my toes to being able to do the splits. 앗싸!


Congratulations!
What are some good stretches you recommend to get there? My problem is I feel like I don't have the leg strengh at my inner and outer thigh to support myself when I do certain stretches.
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mithridates



Joined: 03 Mar 2003
Location: President's office, Korean Space Agency

PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Smee wrote:
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After nine months of effort I've gone from barely being able to touch my toes to being able to do the splits. 앗싸!


Congratulations!
What are some good stretches you recommend to get there? My problem is I feel like I don't have the leg strengh at my inner and outer thigh to support myself when I do certain stretches.


Actually I don't know all that much about stretching and the place I live in is pretty small, but I devised a method to stretch whenever I use the computer (which is a lot). Turn the chair around, put a blanket on it to soften the edges, and then kind of straddle it with legs straight out either side. Getting to that point took a while too so I would brace myself with my hands and lower myself toward the chair. After getting down to the chair I would then start to go a little bit lower, and then eventually switched to an inflatable smiley pillow-like thing that's only half as high. Once you get down to that level though it starts to hurt your heels so I either wore an extra pair of socks or used facecloths to make it extra soft on the back of my feet. Does that make sense?
If you have an office-like chair where you use your computer then it might be helpful to get a duoback or some other similar chair so that you can turn it around and use it to stretch.

Edit: here's the model I mean:

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davai!



Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Location: Kuwait

PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can chug a 12 oz. beer in just under a second*. I ruled the Greek Boat Race weekend. That's my talent. Smile

*must be out of a plastic cup
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LL Moonmanhead



Joined: 21 Mar 2005
Location: yo momma

PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mithridates wrote:
Smee wrote:
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After nine months of effort I've gone from barely being able to touch my toes to being able to do the splits. 앗싸!


Congratulations!
What are some good stretches you recommend to get there? My problem is I feel like I don't have the leg strengh at my inner and outer thigh to support myself when I do certain stretches.


Actually I don't know all that much about stretching and the place I live in is pretty small, but I devised a method to stretch whenever I use the computer (which is a lot). Turn the chair around, put a blanket on it to soften the edges, and then kind of straddle it with legs straight out either side. Getting to that point took a while too so I would brace myself with my hands and lower myself toward the chair. After getting down to the chair I would then start to go a little bit lower, and then eventually switched to an inflatable smiley pillow-like thing that's only half as high. Once you get down to that level though it starts to hurt your heels so I either wore an extra pair of socks or used facecloths to make it extra soft on the back of my feet. Does that make sense?
If you have an office-like chair where you use your computer then it might be helpful to get a duoback or some other similar chair so that you can turn it around and use it to stretch.

Edit: here's the model I mean:



But you're a man, right?

Isn't doing the splits really gay?!?! Confused
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heydelores



Joined: 24 Apr 2006

PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jajdude wrote:
I can say the alphabet backwards.


Me, too! My personal best is 2.8 seconds. Actually, I learned it backwards before I learned it forwards. When I need to alphabetize things, I still do it backwards and then turn it around.

I can also lick my nose.
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kimchi_pizza



Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Location: "Get back on the bus! Here it comes!"

PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can make the sound of a water drop by flicking my cheek. Saw it once on Ferris Beuller's Day Off! A classic.

Now why can't OCN show THAT movie a million times rather than Judge Dread!
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cdninkorea



Joined: 27 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mithridates wrote:
After nine months of effort I've gone from barely being able to touch my toes to being able to do the splits. 앗싸!


That is impressive- does it mean you've finally joined the gym?

LL Moonmanhead wrote:
But you're a man, right?

Isn't doing the splits really gay?!?!


... Rolling Eyes
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princess



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: soul of Asia

PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can put my foot behind my head. YOGA GIRL!!!
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