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Why is the search function such a fucken piece of shit?
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chest rockwell



Joined: 16 May 2005
Location: Sanbon

PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 7:03 pm    Post subject: Why is the search function such a fucken piece of shit? Reply with quote

I type in 'New Zealand Embassy' and hit search and all it comes up with is a blank screen.

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Milwaukiedave



Joined: 02 Oct 2004
Location: Goseong

PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 7:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

CR,

Yeah, your right. Sometimes you have to try 3 or 4 times before actually getting results. It's too bad it wasn't a little better. Then we'd have less duplicate threads and new people asking the same questions over and over again. It's a waste of time.
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Smee



Joined: 24 Dec 2004
Location: Jeollanam-do

PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's especially difficult searching for things like CIE, CDI, NFL, etc., all of which return thousands of results.
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okokok



Joined: 27 Aug 2006

PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seems if you search for one or two words, you're usually ok, but if you try a three word search you get the blank screen. Must be too much to process or something.
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Lizara



Joined: 14 Apr 2004
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 9:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Make sure you tell it to "search for all terms" (why isn't that the default??) and if you can narrow down your search by forum, that helps a LOT.

I just got a blank screen when I tried your search, too. Weird.
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laogaiguk



Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Location: somewhere in Korea

PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 9:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lizara wrote:
Make sure you tell it to "search for all terms" (why isn't that the default??) and if you can narrow down your search by forum, that helps a LOT.

I just got a blank screen when I tried your search, too. Weird.


Ya, I sometimes get that blank screen too???
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Smee



Joined: 24 Dec 2004
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You sometimes have to search for related words. For example, if you search for NFL, obviously you get 3,000 matches. You have to use "football" instead. It's sometimes easier to search for a location. For example, ECC or CDI would turn up thousands, but typing in Bundang, or Daechi (and selecting only one forum at a time) makes it a little more managable.
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blaseblasphemener



Joined: 01 Jun 2006
Location: There's a voice, keeps on calling me, down the road, that's where I'll always be

PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Try entering eslcafe and your topic on a Google search. It will turn up what you are looking for, in my experience.
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chest rockwell



Joined: 16 May 2005
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lizara wrote:
Make sure you tell it to "search for all terms" (why isn't that the default??) and if you can narrow down your search by forum, that helps a LOT.

I just got a blank screen when I tried your search, too. Weird.


Thank you Lizara. You helped me out a lot there. Very Happy


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tzechuk



Joined: 20 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always get a blank page.. it's frustrating.
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JongnoGuru



Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep

PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or how about when it does retrieve some results for you, but then you've got this list of 15-pager threads to wade through, page by page, to find the occurrence of your search terms? Hm? How about that? Fun? Yeah, google eslcafe and your search terms. The search function here serves me right only about half of the time.
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laogaiguk



Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Location: somewhere in Korea

PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JongnoGuru wrote:
Or how about when it does retrieve some results for you, but then you've got this list of 15-pager threads to wade through, page by page, to find the occurrence of your search terms? Hm? How about that? Fun? Yeah, google eslcafe and your search terms. The search function here serves me right only about half of the time.


I have no idea why you can't ask to check posts and not just only threads.
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Smee wrote:
You sometimes have to search for related words. For example, if you search for NFL, obviously you get 3,000 matches. You have to use "football" instead.


I smell a semantics war between North Americans and Other brewing.

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Boodleheimer



Joined: 10 Mar 2006
Location: working undercover for the Man

PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 12:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

laogaiguk wrote:
Lizara wrote:
Make sure you tell it to "search for all terms" (why isn't that the default??) and if you can narrow down your search by forum, that helps a LOT.

I just got a blank screen when I tried your search, too. Weird.


Ya, I sometimes get that blank screen too???


i'll get that purple monkey dishwasher thing. that REALLY ticks me off.
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The King of Kwangju



Joined: 10 Feb 2003
Location: New York City

PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 6:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A good search engine is actually quite hard to make. They are expensive to buy, as well, and can be time consuming to modify.

So the one on this forum is free, unmodified. It's not very good at all.

The only thing I can suggest is that the search box on Dave's homepage at http://www.eslcafe.com/ might be better. It's the Google engine, but it only searches this site.

Google has difficulty with phpBB, however, so you might not get everything.
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