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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:28 pm    Post subject: Uncited Quote of the Day Reply with quote

Guidelines:

Quote someone, don't say where you got the quote from. It must be contemporary.(i.e. No Bible; no Kant; no fucking Beatniks) You are also allowed to guess the source(s) of others' quotes.

I shall begin:

My God, I hope it's urine.

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Go.
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you think they're your friends? They're not your friends. Do you really think she'll be there when things go bad? Huh? When things go wrong? You think again. Fucking Denise. Denise the piece. Oh, you're gonna give me that cherry pie sweet mama baby.
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Dan The Chainsawman



Joined: 05 May 2005

PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh man I shit on myself.
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rothkowitz



Joined: 27 Apr 2006

PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Say hello to my little friend."
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:22 am    Post subject: Re: Uncited Quote of the Day Reply with quote

flotsam wrote:

My God, I hope it's urine.


Latest episode of The Office. Speaker unidentified, but I didn't think it was either of the main characters.
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Dan The Chainsawman



Joined: 05 May 2005

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good, bad... I'm the Guy with the gun.
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:31 am    Post subject: Re: Uncited Quote of the Day Reply with quote

RACETRAITOR wrote:
flotsam wrote:

My God, I hope it's urine.


Latest episode of The Office. Speaker unidentified, but I didn't think it was either of the main characters.


Very good. But it was definitely Michael.

Now to work on the others..let's start with Q...accessing gay kiddie porn sites now...should just be a minute...
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-X-



Joined: 04 Sep 2006

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dan The Chainsawman wrote:
Good, bad... I'm the Guy with the gun.


ah one of my favorite movies. Army of Darkness kicks ass.


how about "The things you own end up owning you."
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Qinella wrote:
Do you think they're your friends? They're not your friends. Do you really think she'll be there when things go bad? Huh? When things go wrong? You think again. Fucking Denise. Denise the piece. Oh, you're gonna give me that cherry pie sweet mama baby.


I know this. Dammit, I'm gonna follow the rules and not hit Google or imdb.com.

I know this. Mental block.
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Swingers?

Edit: Wait, no; I'm getting Linklater. Ethan Hawke film?

But that doesn't sound right, either. Damn you, Q.
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Magnolia. Tard.
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dan The Chainsawman wrote:
Oh man I *beep* on myself.


You are not allowed to paraphrase yourself.
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
Whether it's a souffl� or a Snickers, it all turns out the same way in the end...
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Woland



Joined: 10 May 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"
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jinglejangle



Joined: 19 Feb 2005
Location: Far far far away.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I don't know about you, but I'm having a ball."
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