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Smee



Joined: 24 Dec 2004
Location: Jeollanam-do

PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:04 am    Post subject: What was your first post? Reply with quote

It's entertaining to look back at old posts.

Mine was January 28, 2005. And in good Smee fashion, it was a thread killer.

From "What a English major really is?" (sic)

http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/korea/viewtopic.php?t=32917


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However, as others have said, there are undergrad courses which focus on "The Structure of English," phonetics, semantics, and other subjects that make mention of grammar. But, most professors here believe in the "global" characteristics" of language (pragmatics, register, power relationships) rather than "local" issues of grammar. Sometimes these areas mix, in advanced levels, but (fortunately, I think) English professors are starting to realize that language courses should focus more on the sum rather than on the parts.
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I cringed when I saw mine-- it was a very dull question about what's fun/possible during Chuseok. Maybe I was deliberately setting the bar low so I could wow you all later...
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ChopChaeJoe



Joined: 05 Mar 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It looks like mine was two words. Not bad advice though.
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're right, Smee, it is fun to look at old posts. For example, it took me exactly 23 days after landing to come up with the following diagnosis re: dating in Korea:


Quote:
GIs = unwell
Korean guys = nice to look at, hard to talk to
Other foreign teachers = very very unwell

Korea = dreadful place to look for a relationship, very easy place to hook up.


Laughing Laughing Laughing

And then, there's this gem from Trevorcollins in the same thread:

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Heh heh. This old can of worms again.
What's been decided in the past ?
Foreign guys are all fat, disgusting nerdy alcoholics.
Foreign girls are all hairy legged, opinionated, loud bushpigs.


Oh, Dave's. The more it changes, the more it stays the same.
http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/korea/viewtopic.php?t=26946&highlight=
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's my first one:

http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/korea/viewtopic.php?t=67170
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peony



Joined: 30 Mar 2005

PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

my first post

http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/korea/viewtopic.php?t=36021&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=30
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

peony wrote:
my first post

http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/korea/viewtopic.php?t=36021&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=30


I can't believe you hate children.
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peony



Joined: 30 Mar 2005

PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

whatcha mean?? i love children! i dont like monster children with no parental discipline though Confused
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

peony wrote:
whatcha mean?? i love children! i dont like monster children with no parental discipline though Confused


I can read between the lines, Fagin.


EDIT EDIT EDIT

Holy crap that looks bad!! Jesus Tapdancing Christ, can't a guy use his allusion any more??

The word above, chilluns' is: Fagin.


Last edited by flotsam on Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:17 am; edited 1 time in total
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peony



Joined: 30 Mar 2005

PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hey hey! whats with the *beep*

i wanna know what you called me that was so terrible that dave's censored it Crying or Very sad
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Please see edit. Laughing
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peony



Joined: 30 Mar 2005

PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

what the frick is a fa-gin??
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

God that Flotsam is a showboat.

My first post was:

Qinella Superstar wrote:
Hello all, I'm just curious if PCs are the same in Korea as in the US, as far as the cable types and connectability of hardware. I'm thinking about bringing my hard drive and just buying a PC to put it in when I'm there, or maybe just buying a laptop instead, depending on prices.

Also, what are the keyboards like? Are English keyboards hard to find in Internet cafes and the like?

Cheers,
Qinella


http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/korea/viewtopic.php?p=491569&highlight=#491569

There were some pretty funny replies, like this one from eamo:

What are computers like in Korea?

They're big green things with four eyes and a spiky tail. When you turn them on they go, 'pfut, pfut, pring!'.

Haha.
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not a Charles Dickens fan? Crying or Very sad

Our date is off then.
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i_teach_esl



Joined: 07 Sep 2006
Location: baebang, asan/cheonan

PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ha! my first post was two whole weeks ago!

i_teach_esl wrote:
i am a newbie about to start a job search. thanks for this forum.


i was so sweet and kind back then *sniffle*. i think i'll stop posting for a while. to look upon my post history, the casual observer may take me as a black militant "hate whitey" angry black woman. which is of course ridiculous. i wouldnt be caught dead wearing camouflage.
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