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SeniorEnglish
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
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 Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:44 pm Post subject: Cashing in..... |
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How about making a t-shirt for all oeguks.
"Yes, I have tried kimchi."
"No, kimchi isn't spicy."
"Sorry, I don't speak English."
"I don't like hamburgers."
" I know my Korean sucks."
or
"Canadians hate maple syrup."
"No, I'm not a Newfie." |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994
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| Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:54 pm Post subject: |
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How about:
"I'm hungry. Can you teach me to use chopsticks?"
Or:
"Wow! Four seasons! That's really unique." |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:58 pm Post subject: |
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| How about "ironic T-shirts are lame"? |
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Yesterday
Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Land of the Morning DongChim (Kancho)
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| Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 6:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Ya-ta Boy wrote: |
How about:
"I'm hungry. Can you teach me to use chopsticks?" |
I have eaten in many "foreign restaurants" [outback steakhouse, chillis, etc] both here and my home country with my students (of all ages)...
I was surprised when I saw them try to use a knife and fork to cut steak, or ribs....
many of the korean students couldn't hold the knife/fork properly and need help to cut their steaks/ribs or lessons in how to hold the knife/fork......
I guess they have trouble with a knife/fork and so presume we can't use choptsticks...... |
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CabbageTownRoyals
Joined: 14 Sep 2006
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| Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:00 pm Post subject: |
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"Yes, I did eat lunch"
"No, its not the same-same"
"I survived Korea"
"I love Mr Kim"
"Take a photo, it lasts longer"
"Who the *beep* is Dokdo and who cares?"
"Beware of fans" |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib
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| Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:49 pm Post subject: |
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| CabbageTownRoyals wrote: |
"Yes, I did eat lunch"
"No, its not the same-same"
"I survived Korea"
"I love Mr Kim"
"Take a photo, it lasts longer"
"Who the *beep* is Dokdo and who cares?"
"Beware of fans" |
These are much funnier than the other suggestions. |
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Smurfette
Joined: 21 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:55 am Post subject: |
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| I'm so down for that.....can we make em on baby-t's or tank tops too?? |
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I_Am_Wrong
Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Location: whatever
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| Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:35 am Post subject: |
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I have one that I made, it says, "I don't know what these words mean"
don't steal it, it's already been done. |
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Roch
Joined: 24 Apr 2003
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:44 am Post subject: |
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| Yesterday wrote: |
| Ya-ta Boy wrote: |
How about:
"I'm hungry. Can you teach me to use chopsticks?" |
I have eaten in many "foreign restaurants" [outback steakhouse, chillis, etc] both here and my home country with my students (of all ages)...
I was surprised when I saw them try to use a knife and fork to cut steak, or ribs....
many of the korean students couldn't hold the knife/fork properly and need help to cut their steaks/ribs or lessons in how to hold the knife/fork......
I guess they have trouble with a knife/fork and so presume we can't use choptsticks...... |
Hat tip, eh!! |
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essexboy
Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Location: close to orgasm
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| Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:42 am Post subject: |
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how about this:
"Santa doesnt come see me at christmas because mummy and daddy are poor"
Should go down a treat! |
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Rockwell Bergstrom
Joined: 21 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:56 am Post subject: |
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A few years ago I had a t-shirt printed up in Itaewon.
It read, 배 재 라 (spelling? lost the shirt) , which literally means 'Cut my stomach out' but figuratively means 'Do whatever you want to me, I don't care!'
Most Koreans thought it was funny, but there were also a number who were afraid that someone would literally try to cut my stomach out and warned me about not wearing it. LOL |
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CabbageTownRoyals
Joined: 14 Sep 2006
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| Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:35 am Post subject: |
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Actually I was really shocked and....speechless to see an innocent, lovely looking Korean boy (maybe 15-16 years old) wearing plaid pants, polished shoes, a tidy haircut and a t-shirt saying:
"I can teach you how to F * * k"
Ah, yes, life is full of beautiful and hideous surprises, gotta smile^^ |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:37 am Post subject: |
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| CabbageTownRoyals wrote: |
"I can teach you how to F * * k"
Ah, yes, life is full of beautiful and hideous surprises, gotta smile^^ |
World without strangers. |
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SPINOZA
Joined: 10 Jun 2005
Location: $eoul
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| Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:45 am Post subject: |
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| I'm 28. |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:37 am Post subject: |
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동갑! |
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