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[Khunopie]

Spent 3 hours in Bundang today and was approached by 3 groups of Christians wanting to save my soul. WTF! Do I look like a sinner? Do these people get a commission if I join the God Squad?

[ella]

Were you wearing a t-shirt with your avatar pic on it?

[Khunopie]

[hogwonguy1979]

[Captain Corea]

hogwonguy1979, that last statement is out of line m8.

[hogwonguy1979]

[xCustomx]

i was approached last week near samsung plaza. this guy said 'i promise it'll take just 30 seconds to fill out my questionarre, you don't have to do anything.' after filling it out, he told me he would like me to visit with him and speak about god. i gave him permission to call me. too bad i wrote down the wrong phone number

[eamo]

Watch out for the "hottie" squads.

Outside Doota dept store in Dongdaemun I was approached by three very, very good-looking young women who were way too friendly and flirty. Two of them spoke near-fluent English. I was kind of enjoying myself but getting uncomfortable because my wife was just about to arrive!!

So, after chatting and flirting and laughing their heads off at my lame jokes they finally pulled out the Jehovah Witness stuff from their handbags. If you had been there you would have seen me deflate like someone stuck a pin in me. Here's me thinking I'm a super-hot stud then to realize all they wanted was my mortal soul!!

They wandered off eventually. 5 minutes later I saw them laughing and joking with another foreigner 30 meters away. Holy tramps!!

Total honey-trap.

[oldfatfarang]

These clowns are everywhere. Last week I was walking along the Eastern coastline and wandered through a small hamlet?? of ramshackle traditional houses. The God Squad were on a street corner singing their guts out. Later, as I was walking back through the township a SUV stopped and a guy wound down his window. He gave me a church/business card, said "Jesus loves you," and drove off. What is it with these people? He didn't even give me free tissues (toilet paper) like the rest of these pests who continually stop 'the foreigner'.

[bobbyhanlon]

has anyone else experienced the 'hallelujah!' guy at chungmuro station? i used to use that station every day when i lived round there and i can't count the number of times this old geezer going up and down on the escalators said 'hallelujah! jesus loves you!' to me. the fact that i saw him there so often and at different times of the day, led me to believe that he literally spends most of his waking life travelling up and down the escalators waiting for white people to come by so he can tell them the good news.

[jcan]

I ordered something from a food stand about 3 hrs. ago and the guy working there asked me if I was a Christian and gave me a "please come to our church" booklet. I just wanted to eat.

[hogwonguy1979]

hey anybody remember these clowns during world cup?

It was so funny watching these people go at it.

HMMMMMM.....lets make sure I have everything

tickets...check
money for beer and munchies...check
sign to get on tv...check
national flag and face paint...check
WAIT!!!! I forgot to find Jesus!!! better get with those guys

Also have you seen the singers at Itaewon station? there every Sat nite after the Hamilton closes

[Tiberious aka Sparkles]

Bundang!

[jaganath69]

I generally inform then my God takes such a dim view of conversion attempts, pull out my jihad sword and ululate aggressively. That usually does the trick.

[seoulsucker]