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Gilligan
Joined: 28 Aug 2006
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 Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:59 pm Post subject: How does my friend acquire new "GAY" G (G-1) visa? |
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Just wanted my first post to be in a cool thread about being gay in S. Korea; instead of the usual newbie "why do they eat Sparky?" post. I apologize for the idiotic title, just wanted to say hi to everyone. Folks that haven't been there for awhile or purposely post misleading disinformation-please kindly f off. I've decided there's maybe more to life than pickup trucks, guns, (ding, ding, ding, yes-another damn Yank) and indoor plumbing; dusted off my BA and will be on the job hunt soon to teach conversational English. Please God forgive me.
I'll buy the first round of Hite stout, but you have to show me to the norabang(sp?) and sit through my rendition of Folsom Prison Blues. |
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billybrobby
Joined: 09 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 10:46 pm Post subject: |
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| another chronic alcoholic touches down in the land of the morning calm |
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Dan The Chainsawman
Joined: 05 May 2005
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| Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 1:07 am Post subject: |
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| Yeah but this one is gay, at least he will be a well dressed lush. |
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bellum99
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: don't need to know
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| Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 3:03 am Post subject: |
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| The humor is lame. |
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gang ah jee
Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: city of paper
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| Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 3:23 am Post subject: |
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| bellum99 wrote: |
| The humor is lame. |
It's not that bad - it's just overwrought 'hay guys am I making a good impression with my first post' newbie humour. He'll grow out of it.
What I want to know is: what is the point of the thread? What are we supposed to be posting? Is he looking for men to have sex with? What's going on? |
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Dan The Chainsawman
Joined: 05 May 2005
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| Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 3:33 am Post subject: |
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| maybe he wants some good Uncle "Ho" loving. |
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dulouz
Joined: 04 Feb 2003
Location: Uranus
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| Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 4:12 am Post subject: |
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| "Hi - I'm Gay, notice me. Do you like my sweater?". |
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gang ah jee
Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: city of paper
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| Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 4:15 am Post subject: |
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| Dan The Chainsawman wrote: |
| maybe he wants some good Uncle "Ho" loving. |
That makes no sense and you know it.
I 'Ho'pe your next joke is a better one. |
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Smee
Joined: 24 Dec 2004
Location: Jeollanam-do
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| Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 4:16 am Post subject: |
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Oh my God,
shut . . . the *beep* . . . up |
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HapKi
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Location: TALL BUILDING-SEOUL
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| Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 4:17 am Post subject: |
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| It's not that bad - it's just overwrought 'hay guys am I making a good impression with my first post' newbie humour. He'll grow out of it. |
Oh, that's funny. As if most posters do. |
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Dan The Chainsawman
Joined: 05 May 2005
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| Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 6:17 am Post subject: |
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| gang ah jee wrote: |
| Dan The Chainsawman wrote: |
| maybe he wants some good Uncle "Ho" loving. |
That makes no sense and you know it.
I 'Ho'pe your next joke is a better one. |
"Ho"ller at me if you think they need improvement. |
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i_teach_esl
Joined: 07 Sep 2006
Location: baebang, asan/cheonan
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Gilligan
Joined: 28 Aug 2006
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| Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:09 am Post subject: |
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| billybrobby wrote: |
| another chronic alcoholic touches down in the land of the morning calm |
When I was researching the retail price of a bottle of Guinness in Seoul, comparing it to the $1.25 I can get it here before buying a plane ticket; maybe my priorities in considering a change in "career" are a bit skewed. Anyway, nice to meet you all, and thanks for the admirable self-restraint in a potential newbie flame-fest.
billybrobby-call me pop culturally ignorant, but just who the hell is that in your avatar? |
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Kimchieluver
Joined: 02 Mar 2005
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| I saw a video at a porn store once called "Gilligan's Bi-land" I think you will like the metrosexuals here OP. PM a user named Spinoza for things that gay people like to do in Korea. |
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Gilligan
Joined: 28 Aug 2006
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| Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:04 am Post subject: |
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| Kimchieluver wrote: |
| I saw a video at a porn store once called "Gilligan's Bi-land" I think you will like the metrosexuals here OP. PM a user named Spinoza for things that gay people like to do in Korea. |
OK...OK. Enough with the "ghey"...please. I'm sure it's all intended to be helpful, but I'm not a bonafide homosexual. It was just a stupid way to say hello to people on the forum. I was basically looking for a way to get invited to "Weekender" parties to get drunk on good free beer and get in arguments over the philosophical meaning of the movie "Trainspotting." I apologize for any misunderstandings.
EDIT: I also wanted to apologize for some of my fellow countrymen that come on the boards, spouting evangelical and right-wing xenophobic nonsense. I seriously doubt some of these "posters" are actually overseas, and if they are...HOLY CRAP. These nuts really have gainful employment and the ROK is really that desperate for native speakers? |
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