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Part 2 of "Write a caption for this picture"
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Troll_Bait



Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)

PostPosted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 6:11 pm    Post subject: Part 2 of "Write a caption for this picture" Reply with quote

Write a caption for the picture below. I'll start.





Wha-? Oh, come ON! I'm a carnivore. CAR-ni-vore. What do you think these long, sharp teeth are for? And don't give me that, "And the wolf shall lie down with the rabbit" cr@p!
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 6:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Part 2 of "Write a caption for this picture" Reply with quote



Broccoli Dog: Say brotha, if you ever let me leave out a club with a big fat ass, stove-like bitch like that without pointin' out the facts, I'ma kick your mother****in' ass. Man that nerve of the hoe not to give me no *beep*. Come up in my house tryin' to watch movies and shit. This ain't no mother****in' cinema, BITCH! Who the *beep* she thought I is? Say brotha, I wasted an evening. I shoulda went witcha, but ohh well... you know I gets my *beep* anyway; you know that's how playaz do. But gahd-damnit Rashid, that big ass bitch...If you'da seen the spread on that hoe. Man I could kick my own ass.

Well, should go to work. Just another wasted nite. And ohhhh, ohhhh Heyyy, heyyy, what can you say.
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endofthewor1d



Joined: 01 Apr 2003
Location: the end of the wor1d.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 6:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"if you thought it was tough being a stray on the streets of seoul, try being adopted by 'red dog'."
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Doogie



Joined: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Hwaseong City

PostPosted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Where's The Beef?" .......apologies to Wendy's.
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gang ah jee



Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: city of paper

PostPosted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 7:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

endofthewor1d wrote:
"if you thought it was tough being a stray on the streets of seoul, try being adopted by 'red dog'."

And we have a winner!
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billybrobby



Joined: 09 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



I used to have a lazy eye, but eating all this broccoli cured it. ...Say what? Ah, f**k.
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matthews_world



Joined: 15 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 8:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, isn't continuing with the original thread is enough? I didn't think the first one was all that interesting.Wink
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okokok



Joined: 27 Aug 2006

PostPosted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 9:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Part 2 of "Write a caption for this picture" Reply with quote



Ajuma: 'Yobo, guess what we're having for dinner tonight? And it ain't broccoli!'
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billybrobby



Joined: 09 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 10:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Part 2 of "Write a caption for this picture" Reply with quote

okokok wrote:


Ajuma: 'Yobo, guess what we're having for dinner tonight? And it ain't broccoli!'


ha! nice! why didn't I think of that.
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Moldy Rutabaga



Joined: 01 Jul 2003
Location: Ansan, Korea

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


"But, honey, when I called you a b*tch I was just being technically accurate!"

Ken:>
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ChopChaeJoe



Joined: 05 Mar 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 2:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You gonna put some meat over that garnish, bub?
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Demophobe



Joined: 17 May 2004

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



Ahhhrrr....I hate the land and everything on it.
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gang ah jee



Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: city of paper

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Demophobe wrote:
Ahhhrrr....I hate the land and everything on it.

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Woland



Joined: 10 May 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 5:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not really on topic, but I hereby nominate Broccoli Dog to be the official mascot of the Current Events forum. He looks just right for the part.
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billybrobby



Joined: 09 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 5:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Woland wrote:
Not really on topic, but I hereby nominate Broccoli Dog to be the official mascot of the Current Events forum. He looks just right for the part.


i don't get this one. why does broccoli dog refer to himself in the third person and what topic is he talking about?
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