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Red Dog! The Apocalypse is Here!
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flotsam



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bet princess changes that photo to his, er, her, avatar.
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kimchi_pizza



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Location: "Get back on the bus! Here it comes!"

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 5:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Red Dog! The Apocalypse is Here! Reply with quote

Troll_Bait wrote:
kermo wrote:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4627950.stm


Snake 'befriends' snack hamster


A rodent-eating snake and a hamster have developed an unusual bond at a zoo in the Japanese capital, Tokyo.

Their relationship began in October last year, when zookeepers presented the hamster to the snake as a meal.

The rat snake, however, refused to eat the rodent. The two now share a cage, and the hamster sometimes falls asleep sitting on top of his natural foe.


That hamster looks too fat for the snake to eat, so the snake probably just said, "Aw, f`ck it."


Laughing Thanx!
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 6:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jinju wrote:
Well, if he aint gonna eat it I hope SOMEBODY sure as hell will.


I would, but I just got finished devouring a magpie.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The hamster should thank his other hamster activists that forced nasty snakes from stopping their barbaric practice of eating hamsters!

A related story...it seems the snake...being denied his hamster meal ate a small poodle instead. The DRLM (Dogs Rights Liberation Movement) has filed a formal complaint with the UAN (United Animal Nations) and the Security council is meeting right now to pass a resolution for sanctions against the snake.

Rumour has it that the Lion Nation will use its veto to block the resolution.
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Smee



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PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Noh Moo-hyun is expected to keep funding his snake-related projects.
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red dog



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PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No coincidence ... I took my sigline from the headline that was on this story when I first saw it. It's just a nice happy story, that's all. Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Red Dog...would you be by any chance against the law of nature in the animal world where animals eat other animals to survive?

Perhaps you should start info-sessions for animals like lions and tigers on the benefits of a purely vegan diet. Laughing
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red dog



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Homer wrote:
Red Dog...would you be by any chance against the law of nature in the animal world where animals eat other animals to survive?

Perhaps you should start info-sessions for animals like lions and tigers on the benefits of a purely vegan diet. Laughing


Ha ha ha ... you know, I've never heard that one before. Rolling Eyes
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flotsam



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

red dog wrote:
Homer wrote:
Red Dog...would you be by any chance against the law of nature in the animal world where animals eat other animals to survive?

Perhaps you should start info-sessions for animals like lions and tigers on the benefits of a purely vegan diet. Laughing


Ha ha ha ... you know, I've never heard that one before. Rolling Eyes


Ouch! Sizzle!

Damn, that was a good one.
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gang ah jee



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

red dog, do you think there will ever be an animal president?
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

But the animal president would have to be elected on a vegan platform and pledge to stop all animal consumption by other animals.

He would also have to start a massive de-clawing and de-fanging campaign so that all animals become harmless, free-ranging peaceful free souls.

No more killing and meat eating by gasp carnivore animals!!!

Sharks will have to wear a muzzle as their teeth grow back.


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Qinella



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My turn! My turn!

Red Dog, if you had to choose, would it be:

Pig marrow


or

Fish sh*t
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