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Open Auditions for the Jerk Club: You're In!
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

flotsam wrote:
Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:
flotsam wrote:
Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:
Brothers, are we going to have to call Farrakhan in to mediate this?

Increase the peace.

_*_


Farrakhan, in!

(darkred is for the deceased.)


Farrakhan is dead?


A dead jerk.


He's not dead. Yet.
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jinju



Joined: 22 Jan 2006

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

flotsam wrote:
jinju wrote:
Im a jerk but I dont want to be in your club.


Dude, you're the Minister of Wildlife, Livestock and Domestic Animal Affairs.


YAY! Can I torture the animals? Theres a special cat in the philippines with my name on it!
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gang ah jee



Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: city of paper

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Q, what were you doing posting private messages in your signature in the first place?
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jinju wrote:
flotsam wrote:
jinju wrote:
Im a jerk but I dont want to be in your club.


Dude, you're the Minister of Wildlife, Livestock and Domestic Animal Affairs.


YAY! Can I torture the animals? Theres a special cat in the philippines with my name on it!


You have total self-discretion.
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:
flotsam wrote:
Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:
flotsam wrote:
Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:
Brothers, are we going to have to call Farrakhan in to mediate this?

Increase the peace.

_*_


Farrakhan, in!

(darkred is for the deceased.)


Farrakhan is dead?


A dead jerk.


He's not dead. Yet.


Didn't he just keel over in Cuba?
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gang ah jee wrote:
Q, what were you doing posting private messages in your signature in the first place?


Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

flotsam wrote:
Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:
flotsam wrote:
Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:
flotsam wrote:
Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:
Brothers, are we going to have to call Farrakhan in to mediate this?

Increase the peace.

_*_


Farrakhan, in!

(darkred is for the deceased.)


Farrakhan is dead?


A dead jerk.


He's not dead. Yet.


Didn't he just keel over in Cuba?


http://www.deadoraliveinfo.com/dead.nsf/fnames-nf/Farrakhan+Louis
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll be buggered.

Sorry, Lewey.
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gang ah jee



Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: city of paper

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

flotsam wrote:
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

A stitch in time saves nine. And?
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jinju



Joined: 22 Jan 2006

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

flotsam wrote:
jinju wrote:
flotsam wrote:
jinju wrote:
Im a jerk but I dont want to be in your club.


Dude, you're the Minister of Wildlife, Livestock and Domestic Animal Affairs.


YAY! Can I torture the animals? Theres a special cat in the philippines with my name on it!


You have total self-discretion.


Red Dog will be happy to hear that!
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gang ah jee wrote:
Q, what were you doing posting private messages in your signature in the first place?


Advertising The Jerk Club..

Was this another sincerepost? Please stop that.
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jinju



Joined: 22 Jan 2006

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Qinella wrote:
gang ah jee wrote:
Q, what were you doing posting private messages in your signature in the first place?


Advertising The Jerk Club..

Was this another sincerepost? Please stop that.


I got an official ministerial portfolio in the club...how about you?
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tiger fancini



Joined: 21 Mar 2006
Location: Testicles for Eyes

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



Will this do as a membership application?
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Demophobe



Joined: 17 May 2004

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Qinella wrote:
Nice photoshop work, dude.

A little background: Demophobe reported me to moderators for getting around the swear filter. I wrote him a PM employing various methods that others use to get around the filter. The point was subtly made, and no doubt he couldn't identify it. (That PM was reported to moderators, too.)

So, Mr. D. Phobe has called me uncreative and immature for relying on a swear word and circumventing the swear filter in order to use it. In order to prove he is very creative and mature, he has made a lame attempt to copy my sig idea, and then taken one of my pictures i posted on here and photoshopped it.

Congratulations, you cherry flavored hypocrite.


By the way-- you are not in The Jerk Club. Pussies not allowed, sorry.


I did report you to the mods and was gleeful in doing so. You are immature, but uncreative? I think your little sob story goes to serve this one as checked.

My lame attempt was far better than yours, and the "photoshopping" was minimal. It was funny. However, in keeping with the unwritten rules, my posting of your 3 PMs (edited for brevity and succinctness) was wrong and is gone. You can continue to show your worth, by all means.

With Quimmy being the pres, you should reconsider your induction rules.

Now, about all the drama. I wouldn't call it drama, save the queen who posted about it. Keep it to PMs? Yes, we tried that, but the poor boy couldn't control his potty mouth long enough to keep me engaged.

The Jerk Club. I have well and truly outdone myself. (Insert flotsies' witty quip here, Quimmy's "flotsam-ish" one after that)

Let your motto be, "We will, we will jerk you!". in keeping with the queen motif.
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periwinkle



Joined: 08 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I read the title of the thread incorrectly- I thought it was "Open auditions for the circle jerk". Since club starts with a "c", and mixed in with some dyslexia or something, you can see how I misread the title. Anyway, I think the OP should change the title again....^^
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